Help, help, help!

I have a big project to do tomorrow, and I need some music. However, I don't have a PC/internet at home and the work's internet stops me from downloading music files nor do I have an I-Phone or any sort of smart phone. Can anyone help me? What can I do?

Buy a CD?

Hire a steel drum Caribbean band?

Break into a song and dance number?

Sleep with your tutors?

If you have blue tooth on your phone, could you get someone to download it and then send it via bluetooth?

Singing Telegram?

New Orleans jazz combo that you see in films during funerals in the street. You might need a body though.

If you have mtv, you could tape it off the tele using either:

A phone
A dictaphone
A tape recorder
One of those Carnival folk with really good memory

You could buy two lovebirds and then get them to sing to each other. I would recommend putting them in a cage first though.

Radio? Possibly on your phone or computer? Or even a regular radio?

In McDonalds with Happy meals, they are giving away little toys that play a song. How do you feel about the Saturdays or Black Eyed peas?

You could hire 80's one hit wonders, Then Jericho.

They could do with the work.

If you have a ZX Spectrum, or indeed a fax machine, you could play the imbedded code really loudly. It sounds like most rave music.

Go camping in the deep south of America. Then kidnap the inbred boy who plays the banjo. He rocks.

I once met Leo Sayer in a shopping Centre in Glasgow. I can go and have another look for you if you like.

Theres a guy down the chip shop that swears he is Elvis. have you tried him?

Sorry if I was blase about my answers - I think in amongst that lot is your answer though - buy a CD, borrow someones Iphone or Radio.

Or wear tap shoes.

Hobo wrote:You could hire 80's one hit wonders, Then Jericho.

Hey! Don't diss Then Jericho! A great band

Davie wrote:

Hobo wrote:You could hire 80's one hit wonders, Then Jericho.

Hey! Don't diss Then Jericho! A great band

I knew if one person was going to pick up on that band, it would be you!