The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino.
Wish I lived in a rural/open area would quite enjoy observing nature around me. Our house got flooded once, the shower hadn't been fitted well by a subcontractor and the contractor rented accommodation for us while they gutted the ground floor to rebuild it. The rented accommodation was on the outskirts of luton and had an old shed that had fallen into ruin. So spent the three weeks watching a vixen and an owl rear their young. Good times wish I'd thought to record it.
I live in the middle of nowhere practically. Right between two villages. Wouldn't change it for anything (expect moving back north but that ain't happening). We quite often see foxes, owls, numerous deer, badgers in and around our garden.
Last year, I got up early one Saturday and looked out of the window. There was mist hanging low and dew all over the fields and flowers. I looked out over the fields and there was a deer with her fawns silhouetted by the early morning sunshine. It was one of the most stunning images I have ever seen. I remember thinking how lucky I was to be able to see that sort of thing from my bedroom window.
Even yesterday, I was out in the woods behind our house with the kids (apart from the nipper who is poorly). It was great. Just me and the kids, building a den in the woods Fresh air, no people, no w*nkers on the tube with a fixed grimace on their face. We built a den, we ate some food in there, we got covered in mud and then went back to the house. Great stuff.
Sounds ideal, so you might be finding me house hunting in your area soon.
It's not the most tolerant of places, Shah. They think I am foreign, let alone someone from your ethnic background.
But having said that, the geography is lovely and you'll always be welcome at the Windows household.
Surely there must be an old disused barn nearby.
Big enough to store the containers, a well lit area for the fuses (with no windows obviously)... and discrete access for the delivery vans.
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The Loaded Dog wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Bloody tree-huggers.
Tree-murderer more like. I had 43 but now only about 5 or 6.
Got to think about reintroducing some shade back now.
Glue some back in place.
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The Loaded Dog wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino.
Wish I lived in a rural/open area would quite enjoy observing nature around me. Our house got flooded once, the shower hadn't been fitted well by a subcontractor and the contractor rented accommodation for us while they gutted the ground floor to rebuild it. The rented accommodation was on the outskirts of luton and had an old shed that had fallen into ruin. So spent the three weeks watching a vixen and an owl rear their young. Good times wish I'd thought to record it.
I live in the middle of nowhere practically. Right between two villages. Wouldn't change it for anything (expect moving back north but that ain't happening). We quite often see foxes, owls, numerous deer, badgers in and around our garden.
Last year, I got up early one Saturday and looked out of the window. There was mist hanging low and dew all over the fields and flowers. I looked out over the fields and there was a deer with her fawns silhouetted by the early morning sunshine. It was one of the most stunning images I have ever seen. I remember thinking how lucky I was to be able to see that sort of thing from my bedroom window.
Even yesterday, I was out in the woods behind our house with the kids (apart from the nipper who is poorly). It was great. Just me and the kids, building a den in the woods Fresh air, no people, no w*nkers on the tube with a fixed grimace on their face. We built a den, we ate some food in there, we got covered in mud and then went back to the house. Great stuff.
Sounds ideal, so you might be finding me house hunting in your area soon.
It's not the most tolerant of places, Shah. They think I am foreign, let alone someone from your ethnic background.
But having said that, the geography is lovely and you'll always be welcome at the Windows household.
Surely there must be an old disused barn nearby.
Big enough to store the containers, a well lit area for the fuses (with no windows obviously)... and discrete access for the delivery vans.
There is a big old barn with a grain silo that is out of action actually. A couple of miles away. That would be perfect for Shah and his family to 'renovate'.
There is quite often cars there though so it is either where the kids go to smoke weed or it's a dogging site.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Morning tino.
Wish I lived in a rural/open area would quite enjoy observing nature around me. Our house got flooded once, the shower hadn't been fitted well by a subcontractor and the contractor rented accommodation for us while they gutted the ground floor to rebuild it. The rented accommodation was on the outskirts of luton and had an old shed that had fallen into ruin. So spent the three weeks watching a vixen and an owl rear their young. Good times wish I'd thought to record it.
I live in the middle of nowhere practically. Right between two villages. Wouldn't change it for anything (expect moving back north but that ain't happening). We quite often see foxes, owls, numerous deer, badgers in and around our garden.
Last year, I got up early one Saturday and looked out of the window. There was mist hanging low and dew all over the fields and flowers. I looked out over the fields and there was a deer with her fawns silhouetted by the early morning sunshine. It was one of the most stunning images I have ever seen. I remember thinking how lucky I was to be able to see that sort of thing from my bedroom window.
Even yesterday, I was out in the woods behind our house with the kids (apart from the nipper who is poorly). It was great. Just me and the kids, building a den in the woods Fresh air, no people, no w*nkers on the tube with a fixed grimace on their face. We built a den, we ate some food in there, we got covered in mud and then went back to the house. Great stuff.
Sounds ideal, so you might be finding me house hunting in your area soon.
It's not the most tolerant of places, Shah. They think I am foreign, let alone someone from your ethnic background.
But having said that, the geography is lovely and you'll always be welcome at the Windows household.
Glorious images cross my mind tino.
Tino Jr: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Tino: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Tino Jr: Wrong! Shah! What is best in life?
Shah: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
Tino Jr: That is good! That is good.
You know it makes sense.
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Windows we, Tino born, axe wielders, blood letters, victors still
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Come
Bitter Rain,
and wash from my heart
That saddest of all words
Home.
Song of our exile - Tino's former neighbours
Bitter Rain,
and wash from my heart
That saddest of all words
Home.
Song of our exile - Tino's former neighbours
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JuliusHMarx wrote:The Loaded Dog wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Bloody tree-huggers.
Tree-murderer more like. I had 43 but now only about 5 or 6.
Got to think about reintroducing some shade back now.
Glue some back in place.
Gonna go smaller ones away from walls and in-ground services especially.
The shrubs will be low maintenance, almost a Japanese style garden layout with a touch of Meso-American/local drought tolerant plants.
Thinking of a retractable sun shade covering part of the terrace area. It's so hot out there! Something I can roll up and put away during winter.
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Dogged.
Rick you're looking for your own administration team? Did you get into a managerial position
Rick you're looking for your own administration team? Did you get into a managerial position
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Morning Al.
You well?
You well?
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Shah wrote:Dogged.
Rick you're looking for your own administration team? Did you get into a managerial position
.
I tend to have some minions knocking around mate, I don't do any actual work, I just talk gubbins for a living, so just building the team up here, which is nice, normally I am stuck with the haggard bints that my predecessors employed...
Morning Al
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rick_dagless wrote:Shah wrote:Dogged.
Rick you're looking for your own administration team? Did you get into a managerial position
.
I tend to have some minions knocking around mate, I don't do any actual work, I just talk gubbins for a living, so just building the team up here, which is nice, normally I am stuck with the haggard bints that my predecessors employed...
Morning Al
I'm pretty certain me and my cohort have got a legitimate case against you for breach of copyright.
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Not bad thanks, Tino. Yourself?
Rick, Shah!
Rick, Shah!
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Suffered a spectacular, slapstick fall this morning Was walking down a fairly steep hill to the train station and didn't notice black ice on the path. Feet went up in the air, arse went over elbow and I landed on my right elbow and hip. Elbow and arm are now aching.
If I'd seen someone else doing it I would still be laughing. Glad it was me and not Jules though. I doubt his new hip would have stood up to the trauma.
If I'd seen someone else doing it I would still be laughing. Glad it was me and not Jules though. I doubt his new hip would have stood up to the trauma.
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Alistair wrote:Not bad thanks, Tino. Yourself?
Rick, Shah!
On top of the world mate, thanks.
Does anyone know how to post a picture on here? One of my own.
Not of my c*ck or owt like that, just of the den I built in the woods yesterday. It's an impressive structure (the den, not my c*ck).
I can post pictures from t'internet, but how does one post their own?
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Good to hear.
Can't help you there, i'm sure one of the Mods could help? Perhaps in exchange for a picture of your c*ck.
Can't help you there, i'm sure one of the Mods could help? Perhaps in exchange for a picture of your c*ck.
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I could probably help, but it's a picture of den that Windows built, FFS. This isn't F**kbook.
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Just think, in years to come, that photo could be the key in a string of DAVE related incidents.... you'd be the hero of the piece, Jules.
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Never done it, but there is a host an image option next to the usual one Tino
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rick_dagless wrote:Never done it, but there is a host an image option next to the usual one Tino
Yeah I had a look at that but couldn't get it to work.
I'd send it to Jules to post for me but he would just send me a picture of his flaccid c*ck again.
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superflyweight wrote:Suffered a spectacular, slapstick fall this morning Was walking down a fairly steep hill to the train station and didn't notice black ice on the path. Feet went up in the air, arse went over elbow and I landed on my right elbow and hip. Elbow and arm are now aching.
If I'd seen someone else doing it I would still be laughing. Glad it was me and not Jules though. I doubt his new hip would have stood up to the trauma.
Your concern for my well-being is overwhelming! Bunch of c*ntbutlers!
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superflyweight wrote:superflyweight wrote:Suffered a spectacular, slapstick fall this morning Was walking down a fairly steep hill to the train station and didn't notice black ice on the path. Feet went up in the air, arse went over elbow and I landed on my right elbow and hip. Elbow and arm are now aching.
If I'd seen someone else doing it I would still be laughing. Glad it was me and not Jules though. I doubt his new hip would have stood up to the trauma.
Your concern for my well-being is overwhelming! Bunch of c*ntbutlers!
A Scotsman falling over, even in the early morning, is hardly news.
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good point. I retract the c*ntbutlers statement.
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Home made (by the canteen) spring rolls and egg fried rice... No soup option... 4/10
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Spring rolls and rice isn't a meal. That's two sides. How dare they?!
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Tell me about it Dolph... even with Sweet Chilli sauce...
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rick_dagless wrote:Tell me about it Dolph... even with Sweet Chilli sauce...
Still no soup?
You've moved to a right sh*thole, RiCk.
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You are not wrong Tino, they better buck their F***ing ideas up otherwise I am giving names out to DAVE and Shah....
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Shami kebabs in pitta bread with a mint sauce
Chapal kebab in pitta bread with hot red sauce
Tongue on fire but what a f*cking meal.
9.99/10
Chapal kebab in pitta bread with hot red sauce
Tongue on fire but what a f*cking meal.
9.99/10
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Alas, I forgot to say, DAVE is on an extended break from the site, but wanted me to share his love for you all in his absence (they weren't his exact words but I'm too young to repeat the things he said)
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Apparently we are not reliable alibis
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Dave gets banned for having a foul mouth and Adam gets to stay despite claiming Moulin Rouge as his favourite film.
There is no f*cking justice round here.
There is no f*cking justice round here.
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This would never have happened if Tino had posted his picture of his Den.
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#freethebradfordone
#justiceforserialdave
#justiceforserialdave
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rick_dagless wrote:#freethebradfordone
#justiceforserialdave
#adamanddolphinaregirls
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I've done it for you, Tino.
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Alistair wrote:I've done it for you, Tino.
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l*l
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I didn't ban him! I unbanned him and then messaged him about sticking around, but he chose to take a break. There is still hope that Jeff will have a word when hes back from his caravan tour and DAVE will return
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SUPERFLY NOW! NOW IS THE MOMENT! DROP YOUR IRISH JOKES
SUPERFLY NOW! NOW IS THE MOMENT! DROP YOUR IRISH JOKES
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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I didn't ban him! I unbanned him and then messaged him about sticking around, but he chose to take a break. There is still hope that Jeff will have a word when hes back from his caravan tour and DAVE will return
That almost reads like it's basically your fault.
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Tino, pull your finger out with an ode to serial dave.
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Alistair wrote:Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I didn't ban him! I unbanned him and then messaged him about sticking around, but he chose to take a break. There is still hope that Jeff will have a word when hes back from his caravan tour and DAVE will return
That almost reads like it's basically your fault.
It wasnt as successful as I hoped it would be, but he also didn't threaten me at any point. Considering its DAVE, not to be threatened was one of the most touching moments of my life.
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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I didn't ban him! I unbanned him and then messaged him about sticking around, but he chose to take a break. There is still hope that Jeff will have a word when hes back from his caravan tour and DAVE will return
Jeff won’t do that. He is, by default, my favourite poster from Yorkshire now.
He won’t give that up easily.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Tino, pull your finger out with an ode to serial dave.
Get him back
It can be arranged
He's mentally deranged
SerialDAVE!
SerialDAVE!
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Bit more effort than that. You built a f*cking log cabin fit for 30 people yesterday and you cant even put in more than a cursory effort to get our pound shop hitman mad killer back.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Bit more effort than that. You built a f*cking log cabin fit for 30 people yesterday and you cant even put in more than a cursory effort to get ourpound shop hitmanmad killer back.
He makes
us laugh
he splits wh*res in half
SerialDAVE!
SerialDAVE!
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