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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 8 Mar - 10:59

First topic message reminder :

rick_dagless wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

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Post by Guest Thu 17 Mar - 13:03

Being part of the Magic Circle means never divulging how your tricks are done but the biggest secret Daniels has kept has been his f*cking wife's age. Even now I have no f*cking idea how old she is!

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Post by superflyweight Thu 17 Mar - 13:26

She's 57.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 17 Mar - 13:28

superflyweight wrote:She's 57.  

In her f*cking dreams.

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Post by superflyweight Thu 17 Mar - 13:30

In your f*cking dreams.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 17 Mar - 15:25

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 17 Mar - 17:59

rick_dagless wrote:Well played Shah...

Thanks mate, I thought it had gone over everyone's head as usual


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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 6:49

Happy Friday Notches.

Morning Trippy TLD, all well in the antipodes?

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 18 Mar - 7:09

Morning Shah.

Yes, all's well in the Far South East. Another week over and looking forward to the weekend already.

How are things up your end?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 7:39

Pretty good although the net seems to be a bit of a bitch today. Taking ages to load and reload. Will reset router and be back in 15 I hope in the mean time....

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 18 Mar - 7:46

A Phil Collins reggae mix... l*l
Love a bit of reggae but can't stand PC except for one or two tracks with Genesis

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar - 7:58

The Loaded Dog wrote:A Phil Collins reggae mix... l*l
Love a bit of reggae but can't stand PC except for one or two tracks with Genesis

Don't let Jeff hear you write that, LD. He loves Phil Collins. Don't start him off talking about him, he is worse than me with insects.

Morning all.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 8:07

Jeff is a bit rabid about Phil Collins, remember the time when Ziggler dissed him and Jeff retaliated by f*rting through his letterbox while playing something in the air tonight?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar - 8:10

ShahenshahG wrote:Jeff is a bit rabid about Phil Collins, remember the time when Ziggler dissed him and Jeff retaliated by f*rting through his letterbox while playing something in the air tonight?

Jeff has P H I L C L L I N S

Tattooed across his backside so TSMR told me. He was made up, he saved some cash not having to have the O inked in.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 8:14

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Jeff is a bit rabid about Phil Collins, remember the time when Ziggler dissed him and Jeff retaliated by f*rting through his letterbox while playing something in the air tonight?

Jeff has P H I L  C L L I N S

Tattooed across his backside so TSMR told me.  He was made up, he saved some cash not having to have the O inked in.

It was also fortuitous because it forced him to learn how to turn the tap while his hands were occupied with the saxophone

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 18 Mar - 8:36

Not doubting his talent or anything but it all got a bit too much in the 80s after Live Aid... he was all over the airwaves back then. Really disliked Sussudio... and other meaningless tracks which seemed to be re-hashes of other similar songs created in 5 minutes on a mixer. Elton John was doing the same thing - "copping out". Also, he's simply not my cup of tea when it comes to music or sound in general. A bit floppy and shallow.

Too mushy for me. Prefer artists with more edge and more cerebral or crafty lyrics with different meaning.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 9:01

In truth I didn't realise it was Phil collins songs! I just listened to the reggae in the evening to relax before bed in the absence of Kush over the last few weeks. I sometimes get an anticipation high.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 18 Mar - 9:06

Read that great book - A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush a while back. Very descriptive stuff!

It may not even have been Phil Collins. With all these new overdubs of old songs... it's hard to tell what is what sometimes. Some very loose interpretations going around at the moment. Some are just plain annoying; some more of genuine reference to a time gone by.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 9:23

I'll have a look at it once I get the chance. Have been viewing lots of crafting videos lately, new ones and going over old ones that amazed me at the time. Have lost the urge to read!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyUkYJeZtW4&list=PLbcDk7UUy_DyzCXnBO6ejmPwqh-0CHlwT

Stuff like this. Love watching things develop.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 18 Mar - 9:40

Fantastic stuff.

Even with the power hammer it can be quite exhausting.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 9:56

My keyboard should arrive soon. Going to try and learn how to play some simple pieces with this yousician app. Maybe alleviate the boredom abit and see if I can charm the little ones to bed with it too.

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Post by Adam D Fri 18 Mar - 11:06

This is my favourite book at the moment:

https://www.faberbooks.com/aviance

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 11:20

Adam D wrote:This is my favourite book at the moment:


...? Where is the link? Or is that the joke?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 12:02

https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar - 12:05

ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Mar - 12:13

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon all

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar - 12:17

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon all

Afternoon Serial.

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Post by Rowley Fri 18 Mar - 12:18

Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar - 12:19

Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 12:29

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.

Of the many reason's you love me which is it this time?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 12:32

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?

If he denies it, his denial should be categorised in the "I.DID.NOT.HAVE.SEX.WITH.THAT.WOMAN" folder.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 12:33

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon all

Afternoon Daverunner

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Mar - 12:39

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?
Oh no, it's definitely true it's just that his hatred of Collins overshadows the fact that he got the tattoo just in case he ever had a day where he didn't think Collins was enough of a c*nt.

My new target for c*nting is Chloe Madeley....sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she's not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you're not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid ****s making horrific comments about you and you've also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you're an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you've decided to let the taunts of a bunch of c*nts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that b*stards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.

This, I'm afraid, when coupled with your arrogance and protestations that their taunts mean nothing to you despite the fact they obviously do, marks you out as silly c*nt. I wish it wasn't the case and you took a stand against cyber bullies and inspired other young women to be happy with themselves but you, as much as cyber bullies and trolls, are part of the problem.

Put the weights down love, pick up a cake once in a while....you'll be a lot happier!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar - 13:04

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?
Oh no, it's definitely true it's just that his hatred of Collins overshadows the fact that he got the tattoo just in case he ever had a day where he didn't think Collins was enough of a c*nt.

My new target for c*nting is Chloe Madeley....sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she's not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you're not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid ****s making horrific comments about you and you've also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you're an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you've decided to let the taunts of a bunch of c*nts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that b*stards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.

This, I'm afraid, when coupled with your arrogance and protestations that their taunts mean nothing to you despite the fact they obviously do, marks you out as silly c*nt. I wish it wasn't the case and you took a stand against cyber bullies and inspired other young women to be happy with themselves but you, as much as cyber bullies and trolls, are part of the problem.

Put the weights down love, pick up a cake once in a while....you'll be a lot happier!

Beautiful stuff, Serial.

Poetic.

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Post by Rowley Fri 18 Mar - 13:07

On more upbeat news than Collins the sweetly attractive older lady at work has worn the dress that gives me a bit of a twinge today. That is always a welcome distraction.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar - 13:17

Rowley wrote:On more upbeat news than Collins the sweetly attractive older lady at work has worn the dress that gives me a bit of a twinge today. That is always a welcome distraction.

Like a hamstring twinge or the start of a stiffy?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 13:21

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:On more upbeat news than Collins the sweetly attractive older lady at work has worn the dress that gives me a bit of a twinge today. That is always a welcome distraction.

Like a hamstring twinge or the start of a stiffy?

Only one twinge worth mentioning to rowley. His wallet.


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Post by Rowley Fri 18 Mar - 13:26

The latter I think Tina. It has been that long I'm not sure I recognise the signs.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 18 Mar - 13:43

Lest we forget:

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 13:53

superflyweight wrote:Lest we forget:

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Rowley's man love for Collins explained. He probably identifies with him as a true Rotherham lad.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 14:03

Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Mar - 14:48

ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else
Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 14:58

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else
Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Lazy self justification from the man who runs Bradford

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 15:03

Here comes Junior Gong
I'm flying high like superman
And thinking that I run the whole block
I don't know if it's just because
Pinapple kush between my jaws
Has got me feeling like I'm on top
Feeling like I woulda stand up to the cops
And stand up to da bigger heads because de whole a dem a saps
All de talk dem a talk and dem fly make no drop
Nuff ghetto youth cannot escape the trap

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Mar - 16:11

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else
Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Lazy self justification from the man who runs terrified through the streets of Bradford for fear of being mugged, bummed or stabbed

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 16:15

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else
Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Lazy self justification from the man who runs terrified through the streets of Bradford for fear of being mugged, bummed or stabbed

Don't drag rick into this, no need to pierce the veil of lies he's surrounded himself with. Let him believe that he has us convinced his visits down south are anything but voluntary.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 16:20

Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 16:40

Roy c de Kock b Abbott - the first entry on the england scorecard

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Mar - 17:05

ShahenshahG wrote:Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.
She had a horse, I was on foot...mine was more impressive, she's basically riding a bike with legs and she has medals for riding bikes. I can barely get out of bed in a morning

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Mar - 17:06

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.
She had a horse, I was on foot...mine was more impressive, she's basically riding a bike with legs and she has medals for riding bikes. I can barely get out of bed in a morning

Did you finish in the top 5?

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Mar - 17:39

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.
She had a horse, I was on foot...mine was more impressive, she's basically riding a bike with legs and she has medals for riding bikes. I can barely get out of bed in a morning

Did you finish in the top 5?
Did she finish in the top 20%?

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