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Post by Rowley Fri 08 Apr 2016, 7:45 am

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Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 Apr 2016, 4:03 pm

Adam D wrote:
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Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

I created the music section and my dad is bigger than your dad. But not as big as Toppys dad.

Hero created you.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 22 Apr 2016, 4:18 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

I created the music section and my dad is bigger than your dad. But not as big as Toppys dad.

Hero created you.

He did a sh1te job.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Apr 2016, 4:27 pm

Can you send photos from mobile?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Apr 2016, 4:29 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:It's beneath me Adam. I have the Brook thread ticking over nicely, that is both keeping my batting average up and giving me the numbers I pretend I don't care about.

I started the Culture Cup and it has spawned countless threads and tens of thousands of posts.

I created the music section and my dad is bigger than your dad. But not as big as Toppys dad.

Hero created you.

He did a sh1te job.  

He's just a Hero not a Superhero. It's what happens when you cheap out in any endeavour

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Apr 2016, 4:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Can you send photos from mobile?

We're not falling for that one again

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Post by Adam D Fri 22 Apr 2016, 5:24 pm

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Apparently its Spike Lee but I thought it was Bill Cosby.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Apr 2016, 9:19 pm

Adam D wrote:The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 17 _89397852_032581972-1

Apparently its Spike Lee but I thought it was Bill Cosby.
Racist.

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Post by Galted Fri 22 Apr 2016, 9:58 pm

This is why Aussies are amongst my very favourite types of people:

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 6:46 am

FIST NOTCHES

Morning Regurgitating Rick and Titillating TLD

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me
Stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me
Stand by me

So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh stand by me, won't you stand now, oh, stand
Stand by me


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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 25 Apr 2016, 7:13 am

Morning mate, how you doing?

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Post by Rowley Mon 25 Apr 2016, 7:25 am

https://youtu.be/pSQ1akE2CcM

Classic Winwood.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 7:29 am

Hullo mate pretty knackered, w*nked my self to oblivion early doors yesterday then fell asleep until 6 pm. Been awake more or less all night. What about you?

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 7:34 am

Not bad Jeff, the guitar saves the rest of the sh*te. How the devil are you?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 25 Apr 2016, 7:43 am

All good in the North Shah, had a thoroughly acceptable weekend to be fair, couple of short weeks coming up too which is nice...

Morning Jeffers.

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Post by Rowley Mon 25 Apr 2016, 7:52 am

I'm well shah. TSMR's birthday this Friday. Can get through the week got a meal and possibly a sex to look forward to at the weekend.

Morning Rick.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 7:58 am

Rowley wrote:I'm well shah. TSMR's birthday this Friday. Can get through the week got a meal and possibly a sex to look forward to at the weekend.

Morning Rick.

Excellent News Jeff. Seem's like the CC has been inundated with sexs lately, barring Sean who is still pining after that barman.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:19 am

Good morning.

Only male crickets can chirp.

Jeff - It is Mrs Windows birthday on Friday as well. I sh*t you not. How an earth has this not come up before?

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:21 am

I see why you have 5 children. Go get your sperm count checked tino

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:22 am

Also I have no trouble believing that Rowley is a great spotted cuckoo

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:22 am

ShahenshahG wrote:I see why you have 5 children. Go get your sperm count checked tino

I've been done mate. Snipped.

I'm a jaffa now.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:28 am

You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

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Post by Rowley Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Only male crickets can chirp.

Jeff -  It is Mrs Windows birthday on Friday as well.  I sh*t you not.  How an earth has this not come up before?

I've never felt this close to you Tina. If you can make it to Rotherham Saturday i'll call the restaurant and tell them to make it a table for four. To hell with the CC rules. I'm a maverick.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:55 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Only male crickets can chirp.

Jeff -  It is Mrs Windows birthday on Friday as well.  I sh*t you not.  How an earth has this not come up before?

I've never felt this close to you Tina. If you can make it to Rotherham Saturday i'll call the restaurant and tell them to make it a table for four. To hell with the CC rules. I'm a maverick.

I've already booked a table in Cambridge, Jeff. I'd invite you down to join us but you'd have to travel south and I wouldn't inflict that on you.

I will, however, toast yours and TSMR good health on Friday night.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:55 am

ShahenshahG wrote:You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake  f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

I was content with 2, Shah.

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Post by Rowley Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:56 am

It will almost certainly be wildly out of my price range as well Tina. I know how you city boys roll.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 8:58 am

Rowley wrote:It will almost certainly be wildly out of my price range as well Tina. I know how you city boys roll.

Just pay your share you cheap b*stard

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 9:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake  f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

I was content with 2, Shah.

Fecking Tranny.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 9:02 am

Rowley wrote:It will almost certainly be wildly out of my price range as well Tina. I know how you city boys roll.

Nah, very understated Jeff. I'm using my own money don't forget.

It will be nice to be served by Dolphin as well. So long as he doesn't w*nk in my soup.

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Post by Guest Mon 25 Apr 2016, 9:05 am

Morning notches... day off today. My son is 2 today so we're out and about. He loves the knives and butcher's apron I got him

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 9:06 am

DAVE667 wrote:Morning notches... day off today. My son is 2 today so we're out and about. He loves the knives and butcher's apron I got him

Child's play 12, Chucky's Brood

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 25 Apr 2016, 10:22 am

Pow, right in the michaels...

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Post by Adam D Mon 25 Apr 2016, 10:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:You didn't! You've been gelded! For the sake  f*ck you disgraceful excuse for a northern man.

I was content with 2, Shah.

Which is why you got the snip after the second one. Your three ginger children are still beautiful though. A hint of Hugh Jackman about them.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 10:31 am

Adam D wrote:A hint of Hugh Jackman about them.

F*ck you, Adam.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 25 Apr 2016, 10:45 am

At least he remembered who you were Adam...

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Post by Adam D Mon 25 Apr 2016, 11:08 am

Very true Rick. I call that progress.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 25 Apr 2016, 11:39 am

One step at a time mate...

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:19 pm

Beef salad sandwich, Plain Seabrook's crisps, vegetable soup from a vending machine... A vending machine for the sake of F**k. 0/10 (even though the sandwich and crisps were nice...)

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:21 pm

Double peri peri breast burger meal mild spice with extra chilli sauce and a can of pepsi.

A Perfect 10

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:28 pm

Liver and bacon with onion gravy.

10/10

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:33 pm

Nothing can make up for getting your balls removed no matter how northern the fare.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:38 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Nothing can make up for getting your balls removed no matter how northern the fare.

For the sake of f*ck, Shah. I have five children. It was the only option left to me.

Give a man a break.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Nothing can make up for getting your balls removed no matter how northern the fare.

For the sake of f*ck, Shah.  I have five children.  It was the only option left to me.

Give a man a break.

Why not just give her the anaesthetic then do her up the wrong un. How the feck do you think rowley and rick have managed to go many years without even accidently getting their hostages wives up the duff.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:47 pm

ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'. Just the 'other one'.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 12:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:02 pm

Rick and Rowley... please don't tell me you guys are without balls too.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:02 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

Can we stop talking about Mrs Windows arseh*le?

Can't we take the p*ss out of Superfly for being Scottish?  Jeff for being hairy and tight?  Adam for being Adam?

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

Can we stop talking about Mrs Windows bum?

Can't we take the p*ss out of Superfly for being Scottish?  Jeff for being hairy and tight?  Adam for being Adam?


Sorry mate its a hot topic at the moment as Jeff has invited you to a foursome. He's delighted because he's the only male there with working genitals.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:06 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote: then do her up the wrong un.

No such thing as the 'wrong un'.  Just the 'other one'.

Ok why didn't you administer anaesthetic and do her up the doosra.

Can we stop talking about Mrs Windows bum?

Can't we take the p*ss out of Superfly for being Scottish?  Jeff for being hairy and tight?  Adam for being Adam?


Sorry mate its a hot topic at the moment as Jeff has invited you to a foursome. He's delighted because he's the only male there with working genitals.

My genitals work fine, it's the jism that doesn't.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:09 pm

I have balls, Shah, though I sincerely hope that all my little chaps are swimming in random directions, as I have no wish to breed...

Interestingly sperm are attracted to the smell of Lily of the Valley.

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Post by Rowley Mon 25 Apr 2016, 1:18 pm

I do indeed have balls Shah. TSMR finding me absolutely sexually repellent is as effective a means of contraception as we need.

Have to say I think you're being a little harsh on Tina. He is operating on a pretty high fertility rate, it is virtually a superpower. Even having the snip has only reduced the chances of him knocking Mrs Windows up down to 30%, the man is a virtual machine.

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