The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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rick_dagless wrote:I have balls, Shah, though I sincerely hope that all my little chaps are swimming in random directions, as I have no wish to breed...
Interestingly sperm are attracted to the smell of Lily of the Valley.
And probably repulsed by the lily liveried hence tinos ability to breed so quickly. I shall pretend sympathy to assuage any feelings of inadequacy he rightly feels. Thank you for setting me straight rick.
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No problem Shah...
Myself and Tino had a drunken conversation at "The View" whereby it was agreed that he was going to have my quota for the North West...
This quota has now been hit and we have both stuck by our guns, as a good, honest, Man of the North should...
Myself and Tino had a drunken conversation at "The View" whereby it was agreed that he was going to have my quota for the North West...
This quota has now been hit and we have both stuck by our guns, as a good, honest, Man of the North should...
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rick_dagless wrote:No problem Shah...
Myself and Tino had a drunken conversation at "The View" whereby it was agreed that he was going to have my quota for the North West...
This quota has now been hit and we have both stuck by our guns, as a good, honest, Man of the North should.
Man as in singular? Sympathy in short supply rick? Harsh man harsh.
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Have to say I think you're being a little harsh on Tina. He is operating on a pretty high fertility rate, it is virtually a superpower. Even having the snip has only reduced the chances of him knocking Mrs Windows up down to 30%, the man is a virtual machine.
Thanks Jeff.
It's bloody tiring taking on Shah when he has you in his sights (pun intended). He's like a dog with a bone.
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Rowley wrote:I do indeed have balls Shah. TSMR finding me absolutely sexually repellent is as effective a means of contraception as we need.
Have to say I think you're being a little harsh on Tina. He is operating on a pretty high fertility rate, it is virtually a superpower. Even having the snip has only reduced the chances of him knocking Mrs Windows up down to 30%, the man is a virtual machine.
It might be for the best mate if Tino is anything to judge by, you could wake up one morning and start speaking like zed from the police academy
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:
Have to say I think you're being a little harsh on Tina. He is operating on a pretty high fertility rate, it is virtually a superpower. Even having the snip has only reduced the chances of him knocking Mrs Windows up down to 30%, the man is a virtual machine.
Thanks Jeff.
It's bloody tiring taking on Shah when he has you in his sights (pun intended). He's like a dog with a bone.
Whereas you're like a dog without a bone. Ever again.
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I think he can still get an erection Shah, am no doctor but think it is only his ability to jizz his load that has now gone.
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Rowley wrote:I think he can still get an erection Shah, am no doctor but think it is only his ability to jizz his load that has now gone.
No, I can still jizz.
Just the babymaking component of my jizz is missing.
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So it's like non alcoholic lager, Kaliber for all intents?
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Rowley wrote:So it's like non alcoholic lager, Kaliber for all intents?
Or oranjeboom, which might make the absence of Sean more sinister
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Rowley wrote:So it's like non alcoholic lager, Kaliber for all intents?
Exactly that. Tastes the same but lacks the magic.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:So it's like non alcoholic lager, Kaliber for all intents?
Exactly that. Tastes the same but lacks the magic.
First a ball less wonder now a c*m guzzler. If Tino isn't Kellie maloney, I dont know who is.
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You are on one today Shah me old china...
You bored at work I take it?
You bored at work I take it?
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Yeah got v long shifts and a lot of work I've managed to automate using excel and copy/paste. Hence 14 hours of gruelling work is done in 5 ish and I sit around pretending I'm focusing
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Fair enough, explains the vitriol mate...
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rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough, explains the vitriol mate...
At least we have stopped talking about my genitals.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough, explains the vitriol mate...
At least we have stopped talking about my genitals.
Aye, snipped that one in the bud.
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https://youtu.be/9buNckusos0
First notches.
First notches.
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Morning Jeff...
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Third, Morning Men with Testes and Tino. All well?
Not too bad Rowley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aib4HAXbuXc
Zen like today. Serenity thy name is ShahenshahG
Not too bad Rowley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aib4HAXbuXc
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Morning Rick. Where's shah? Been checking sky news. No stories of dawn raids or foiled plots. Need we be worried?
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Phew, a relief, but made my post a bit unnecessary.
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I was thinking the same to be honest Jeff, that or a lack of sleep meltdown...
Good to see you are in rude health Shah.
Good to see you are in rude health Shah.
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A product has passed approval in the U.S so the big guns were in early doors strategizing, patting each other on the back and finding the best way to roll out the product. Was in at 6 but pretty busy until now. Watching craftsmen work their magic in their respective fields always gives me peace, then destroying their work gives me a boner #Palmyra.
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I'm well shah. Day off tomorrow so just today to tolerate before a day of doing nothing.
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I am also well cheers mate, though I have an all day induction today FFS...
But off on Friday to watch Civil War so all good!
But off on Friday to watch Civil War so all good!
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Rowley wrote:I'm well shah. Day off tomorrow so just today to toleratebeforethen another day of doing nothing.
Fixed that for you. Why didn't you take Thursday off so you could have a 4 day weekend?
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Good morning all.
The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.
The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.
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Morning Tino...
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning all.
The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.
That's uncommon.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning all.
The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts. Whereas I don't even have a pair of balls
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Morning Tino and nice to see you again Jules.
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Morning Jules...
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning all.
The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.
Which is why the worm community were largely unmoved by Janis Joplins records in the 60s.
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Morning all, has Adam surfaced as there's just the faintest whisper of tumbleweed.
Anyway, delighted to have missed yesterday's mocking of Tina's nadbag and the contents therein. Unsurprised that Shah is still in a feisty mood.
Sad news that Kanye West has been found alive and well
Anyway, delighted to have missed yesterday's mocking of Tina's nadbag and the contents therein. Unsurprised that Shah is still in a feisty mood.
Sad news that Kanye West has been found alive and well
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DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, has Adam surfaced as there's just the faintest whisper of tumbleweed.
Anyway, delighted to have missed yesterday's mocking of Tina's nadbag and the contents therein. Unsurprised that Shah is still in a feisty mood.
Sad news that Kanye West has been found alive and well
Serial, can you pop over to the Last Film Watched thread and confirm The Big Lebowski is the last decent Coen brothers film.
Galted and Jeff and some other people appear to have incorrect opinions on it.
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Adam D wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning all.
The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.
Which is why the worm community were largely unmoved by Janis Joplins records in the 60s.
It was Big brother holding company. Do you remember nothing from Tina's CC
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I try to remember nothing to be honest but unfortunately my night terrors are filled with librarians, chips, sinks, Jackman and everyones favourite bird, seagulls.
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Done...although I guess the result would be the same as trying to use a cigarette filter to staunch the blood flow afterMind the windows Tino. wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, has Adam surfaced as there's just the faintest whisper of tumbleweed.
Anyway, delighted to have missed yesterday's mocking of Tina's nadbag and the contents therein. Unsurprised that Shah is still in a feisty mood.
Sad news that Kanye West has been found alive and well
Serial, can you pop over to the Last Film Watched thread and confirm The Big Lebowski is the last decent Coen brothers film.
Galted and Jeff and some other people appear to have incorrect opinions on it.
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DAVE667 wrote:Done...although I guess the result would be the same as trying to use a cigarette filter to staunch the blood flow afterMind the windows Tino. wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, has Adam surfaced as there's just the faintest whisper of tumbleweed.
Anyway, delighted to have missed yesterday's mocking of Tina's nadbag and the contents therein. Unsurprised that Shah is still in a feisty mood.
Sad news that Kanye West has been found alive and well
Serial, can you pop over to the Last Film Watched thread and confirm The Big Lebowski is the last decent Coen brothers film.
Galted and Jeff and some other people appear to have incorrect opinions on it.severing someone's femoral arterysomeone accidentally had their femoral artery severed (probably after slipping on the hastily discarded dvd case of a vastly-inferior-to-The-Big-Lebowski-Coen-Brothers-film and falling onto numerous knives that had mysteriously appeared in the hands of a masked intruder)
Thank you.
I particularly enjoyed the offer of a straightener at the end.
I doubt anyone will take you on though. Galted couldn't punch his way out of a wet bag of acai berries and Jeff wouldn't want to risk injury with the prospect of doing a sex on TSMR this Friday.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Done...although I guess the result would be the same as trying to use a cigarette filter to staunch the blood flow afterMind the windows Tino. wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, has Adam surfaced as there's just the faintest whisper of tumbleweed.
Anyway, delighted to have missed yesterday's mocking of Tina's nadbag and the contents therein. Unsurprised that Shah is still in a feisty mood.
Sad news that Kanye West has been found alive and well
Serial, can you pop over to the Last Film Watched thread and confirm The Big Lebowski is the last decent Coen brothers film.
Galted and Jeff and some other people appear to have incorrect opinions on it.severing someone's femoral arterysomeone accidentally had their femoral artery severed (probably after slipping on the hastily discarded dvd case of a vastly-inferior-to-The-Big-Lebowski-Coen-Brothers-film and falling onto numerous knives that had mysteriously appeared in the hands of a masked intruder)
Thank you.
I particularly enjoyed the offer of a straightener at the end.
I doubt anyone will take you on though. Galted couldn't punch his way out of a wet bag of acai berries and Jeff wouldn't want to risk injury with the prospect of doing a sex on TSMR this Friday.
So it begins. Today a straightener, tommorow a curler then a perm and then he turns into a prince tribute act.
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ShahenshahG wrote:
So it begins. Today a straightener, tommorow a curler then a perm and then he turns into a prince tribute act.
You wouldn't know what a straightener is because -
A) You're southern
B) You folk just detonate rucksacks in enclosed spaces. That just isn't cricket
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:
So it begins. Today a straightener, tommorow a curler then a perm and then he turns into a prince tribute act.
You wouldn't know what a straightener is because -
A) You're southern
B) You folk just detonate rucksacks in enclosed spaces. That just isn't cricket
Neither is you having to use a gumshield in your jockstrap instead of a cup but you don't hear me complaining
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Afternoon all, flying visit to say there was no soup, and inductions suck balls...
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ShahenshahG wrote:10 fish fingers 0/10
Wizards Sleeve?
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Alistair wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:10 fish fingers 0/10
Wizards Sleeve?
Why didn't you tell us you were bumming tino?
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Hook Hand Hamza wrote:Alistair wrote:Hook Hand Hamza wrote:10 fish fingers 0/10
Wizards Sleeve?
I wish I was bumming tino?
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