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Post by Alistair Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:43 am

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Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.


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Post by Alistair Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:04 am

You work some funny hours?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:05 am

Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:09 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

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Post by Alistair Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:11 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:16 am

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

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Post by Alistair Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:30 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:32 am

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

I just thought the twins needed a good wash, now I'm not so sure.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:32 am

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

If I had done tino I would have known he was a eunuch and his offspring aren't as helpless as our usual victims.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

I just thought the twins needed a good wash, now I'm not so sure.

That was disgusting but funny

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Post by Alistair Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:You work some funny hours?

That's the life of a terrorist for you.

Jr too?!

Keeping it in the family, Shah?

I have never had sexual relations with Tino or his offspring

As if we could prove otherwise.

I just thought the twins needed a good wash, now I'm not so sure.

l*l

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Post by Galted Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:32 am

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/y4GM2HjePUY

Morning.

I watched Summer Afternoon last night, the musical about The Kinks. It was bloody good. Did get a bit annoyed at the end after the applause, thought it was finished but they sang Lola with the audience up on their feet, I ended up in a f*cking awkward position trying not to look like the lone sad-arse remaining seated while simultaneously holding my jacket against my lap trying not to spill anything as I'd just opened a pocket to look for my phone and couldn't close it. They did a couple more songs after and I developed a serious upper leg cramp.
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Post by Galted Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

Earthworms don't have feet. They have setae.
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Post by Galted Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Seems like the insect (bird for Julius) fact is a winner today.

Excellent.

Morning Alistair/riCK

Earthworms aren't insects.
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Post by Rowley Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:18 pm

https://youtu.be/FktG4hLz5DY

Today's song does not forget a birthday.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:29 pm

Scond notches.

Happiest of birthdays to TSMR and TBMW

Morning Rowley. All good? Did you end up buying her something?


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Post by Rowley Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:36 pm

Morning mate. Yes, bought her a ring

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:41 pm

Rowley wrote:Morning mate. Yes, bought her a ring

After destroying her's at 00:01 this morning? Or an actual ring that you paid money for to a jeweller?

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Post by Rowley Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:48 pm

Don't be crude shah, you're not Sean. A Pandora one, she collects them.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:58 pm

Rowley wrote:Don't be crude shah, you're not Sean. A Pandora one, she collects them.

True but his absence is keenly felt (by dolphins nob) so I thought I'd provide a little levity as it seems like he in miserly mode at the moment. Did you check it against her current collection?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:15 pm

Good morning.

The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.

That's uncommon

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.

That's uncommon

You don't have to say that twice

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:44 pm

What are we all doing for the long weekend?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:12 pm

Piano, Gym and w*nking ineffectually with the left hand. Possibly also whipsnade if it gets a bit warmer. What about you? Apart from stewing over a sh*t fact.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:17 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Piano, Gym and w*nking ineffectually with the left hand. Possibly also whipsnade if it gets a bit warmer. What about you? Apart from stewing over a sh*t fact.

Same as you other than the piano, gym and Whipsnade.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:29 pm

Are we getting the fact that you owe us for today or do you think you can get away with repeating one you've already used this week?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:34 pm

Have I really used it already?

For the sake of f*ck, my memory is shot to bits.

Dragonflies can fly up to 50 miles per hour.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:49 pm

Who shall we believe - Tino, who yesterday tried to convince us that an earthworm is an insect, or http://dragonflywebsite.com/dragonfly-facts.cfm

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:59 pm

I didn't try to convince anyone, I just made a mistake putting 'insect' instead of 'bug'. It has always been the 'bug' fact of the day.


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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:49 pm

Hello all

Great fact Tino.

That's similar to my "mosquito can fly up to 25-30 km/h" one a few weeks ago.
I can understand a decent sized dragonfly has got a much more powerful engine than a poor little mozzie.

Unseasonably warm here still.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:50 pm

LD, how is the Winkle after your unfortunate incident?

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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:LD, how is the Winkle after your unfortunate incident?

The swelling has subsided now. Glad to be out of hospital.
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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:55 pm

How's your unconnected vas deferens?
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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:17 pm

You can get it reconnected (maybe on holidays in Spain or some such place) but I can understand if that isn't on your To Do list.

You're probably totally indeferens to the idea. Am I right?
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Post by Guest Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:20 pm

We are all deferen to your superior knowledge on this LD

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:21 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:How's your unconnected vas deferens?

If only one testicle is functional, does it really make a vas deferens?

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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:32 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:How's your unconnected vas deferens?

If only one testicle is functional, does it really make a vas deferens?

Prostrately not.

Is slightly north of Nottingham considered the north or still just south of?

Couple of English blokes in the new office. They say Construction instead on c'nstrct'n.
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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:36 pm

Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.
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Post by Guest Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:31 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.
Obviously it'll be to try and convince people he's actually from Yorkshire...the highest of all aspirations

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Post by superflyweight Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:33 pm

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The Loaded Dog wrote:Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.
Obviously it'll be to try and convince people he's actually from Yorkshire...the highest of all aspirations

but only if enslaving and raping 13 year old girls is your thing.

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Post by Guest Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:49 pm

superflyweight wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Actually one is from Lincolnshire. He seems quite flat most of the time. Only one pinnacle he aspires to but he doesn't give much away.
Obviously it'll be to try and convince people he's actually from Yorkshire...the highest of all aspirations

but only if enslaving and raping 13 year old girls is your thing.    
Still seems better than drinking yourself into an early grave or taking a Stanley knife to the face of someone who suggests that a heroin and fried food diet might not be the best option

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Post by superflyweight Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:19 am

I'm planning on drinking myself into an early grave this evening. Just managed to get the contract from hell signed after weeks of working late nights, early mornings and weekends.

I'd have brought back a couple of cans from the Tesco when I popped out at lunchtime, but there's a couple of English people in our office and they might get offended.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:26 am

Only if they were southern.

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:29 am

Probably still in shock that he wasn't already sh!tfaced/dead

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Post by ShahenshahG Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:20 am

What did you buy TBMW Tino?

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Post by Galted Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:How's your unconnected vas deferens?

If only one testicle is functional, does it really make a vas deferens?

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Post by Galted Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:32 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I didn't try to convince anyone, I just made a mistake putting 'insect' instead of 'bug'.  It has always been the 'bug' fact of the day.


I've noticed your attention to detail and was very happy to have the opportunity of pouncing after weeks of waiting for a mistake.

I don't think that worms are bugs either, but I won't mention it as you deserve better for your attempts to make us more knowledgeable, and thus better, people.

I love you Tino.
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Post by Galted Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:34 am

Chloe Madeley and Brian May have been successfully c*nted with a smattering of support.
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Post by Rowley Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:13 am

Thank you for May Galted. I am truly appreciative.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:17 am

Rowley wrote:Thank you for May Galted. I am truly appreciative.

It's only the end of April, Jeff.

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