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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 27 May 2016, 12:48 pm

I don't have any.

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 27 May 2016, 12:51 pm

You haven't lived.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 27 May 2016, 12:56 pm

I've eaten Dundee cake.

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Post by Scott is Back on Fri 27 May 2016, 12:58 pm

Inspirational stuff... OK

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 27 May 2016, 12:59 pm

Is this the kind of thing you're looking for?

Spoiler:
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dont-fry-home-kingsway-sunbathers-grease-cooking-oil/

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:01 pm

superflyweight wrote:Is this the kind of thing you're looking for?

Spoiler:
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dont-fry-home-kingsway-sunbathers-grease-cooking-oil/

Is that you and riCK?

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:02 pm

No - that's George and Dean.

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Post by westisbest on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:15 pm

Stories from Dundee.

Would that be Mick Dundee?

He has plenty.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:16 pm

westisbest wrote:Stories from Dundee.

Would that be Mick Dundee?

He has plenty.

You can interpret it any way you like, Westi.

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Post by westisbest on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:22 pm

Good good.

Mick Dundee, what a character.

Loves to knock the frost off a couple of cold ones, as we all do.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:28 pm

He has a big weapon.

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:29 pm

That's not a weapon.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 27 May 2016, 1:29 pm

That's a weapon.

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Post by Guest on Fri 27 May 2016, 2:28 pm

Hugh Jackman is a weapon and Tina would definitely like to see in in a pub in Dundee wearing sunglasses swearing loudly on his phone. I'm sure the locals would be awestruck and respond in an appropriate fashion.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 27 May 2016, 2:34 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Hugh Jackman is a weapon and Tina would definitely like to see in in a pub in Dundee wearing sunglasses swearing loudly on his phone. I'm sure the locals would be awestruck and respond in an appropriate fashion.

He is a c*nt.

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Post by housedp on Sat 28 May 2016, 2:13 pm

Alan Partridge drove to Dundee in his bare feet whilst eating toblarones

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Post by Rowley on Sat 28 May 2016, 2:24 pm

Soon forgotten landfill indie types The View are from Dundee.

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Post by housedp on Sun 29 May 2016, 7:56 pm

Alan Partridge put a whole Dundee cake down a barge boat toilet to prove how good a flusher it was!

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Post by Rowley on Sun 29 May 2016, 8:25 pm

I thought a thread about Dundee was pretty niche. Restricting yourself to stories about Dundee that also include Alan Partridge is different level. I doff my preverbial cap to you.

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Post by housedp on Mon 30 May 2016, 10:30 am

Alan Partridge thought his second series was a DUNDEE....al!

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Post by Galted on Mon 30 May 2016, 4:25 pm

Dundee is about 1320km from Reykjavik.
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Post by superflyweight on Tue 31 May 2016, 12:23 pm

Dundee is mentioned in Panic by the Smiths. I don't know why.

It's also mentioned in Seymour Stein by Belle and Sebastian but in the lyrics shown in the liner notes the line "have you ever seen Dundee" is replaced with "have you ever seen the north east". I don't know why.

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Post by rIck_dAgless on Tue 31 May 2016, 12:39 pm

Rockstar games which does grand theft auto originated in Dundee.

I used to be able to see Captain Scott's ship from my flat

I once saw a girl of about 14 years old being sick after inhaling solvents at the bottom of hilltown.

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Post by Guest on Tue 31 May 2016, 2:10 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Rockstar games which does grand theft auto originated in Dundee.

I used to be able to see Captain Scott's ship from my flat

I once saw a girl of about 14 years old being sick after inhaling solvents at the bottom of Ivegate.
Fixed that for ya!

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Post by rIck_dAgless on Tue 31 May 2016, 2:18 pm

Works either way mate...

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Tue 31 May 2016, 2:38 pm

This thread has exceeded my wildest dreams of how popular it would be.

I've particularly enjoyed the contributions from housedp.


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Post by aja424 on Thu 30 Jun 2016, 12:31 am

What impact, if any, do you feel leaving the EU will have on Dundee?

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Post by superflyweight on Mon 29 Aug 2016, 9:17 am

I was in Dundee yesterday. Stayed for three hours and had lunch at the Birkhill Tavern. My daughter sh1t all over my hand.

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Post by Rowley on Mon 29 Aug 2016, 9:54 am

superflyweight wrote: My daughter sh1t all over my hand.  

Bloody teenagers nowadays.

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Post by superflyweight on Mon 29 Aug 2016, 10:19 am

She gets it from her mother.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 29 Aug 2016, 10:51 am

Damned scot, how many times have I told you not to go to the chemist while you're drunk, it's difficult enough to tell lubricant and laxatives apart when you're sober.

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