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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:31 pm

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 6:54 am

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

FIST NOTCHES

Rise and shine. How the devil are you fellers?

Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Darlin' you give love a bad name

An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison you can't break free

Oh! You're a loaded gun, yeah
Oh! There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, you give love a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

Whoa! You're a loaded gun
Whoa! There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
You give love, oh!

Oh! Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)

Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)

You give love
You give love
(Bad name)
You give love oh oh oh oh oh
You give love
(Bad name)

You give love
You give love
(Bad name)
You give love
You give love

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:08 am

Morning mate, how was the weekend?

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:13 am

Twas passable. Lots of books were read and spent most of the time in bed just relaxing. Unfortunately it didn't work and instead i've stayed up all night. hopefully can sort my sleeping pattern out. How was yours?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:20 am

Mine was fine, though played five a side and ache all over today...

Barring that, all good in the hood. watched lots of sport, most of it boring, UFC 200 was crap, F1 was a procession, the tennis, was all to easy, and the Euro final, despite winning me a wedge, was pretty insipid




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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:22 am

How much did you put on Portugal to win and when did you bet it?

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Post by Rowley Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:28 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCJYl9Irayk

Morning notches.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:30 am

For some reason, Mrs D chose them at the start of the tournament, and I put a tenner on them to shut her up, so got them at 14-1. Not a bad result but I have to put up with her claiming, probably correctly, that she knows more about football then me.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:30 am

That's pretty cool but too upbeat for a miserable c*nt like you

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Post by Rowley Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:42 am

I like to throw a curveball in there occasionally shah.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:43 am

rick_dagless wrote:For some reason, Mrs D chose them at the start of the tournament, and I put a tenner on them to shut her up, so got them at 14-1.  Not a bad result but I have to put up with her claiming, probably correctly, that she knows more about football then me.

Doesn't matter mate. That 140 days worth of food up north. Excellent.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:44 am

Rowley wrote:I like to throw a curveball in there occasionally shah.

A laxative would probably serve you better

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:53 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:For some reason, Mrs D chose them at the start of the tournament, and I put a tenner on them to shut her up, so got them at 14-1.  Not a bad result but I have to put up with her claiming, probably correctly, that she knows more about football then me.

Doesn't matter mate. That 140 days worth of food up north. Excellent.

And beer, and entrance to dog tracks.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:55 am

rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:For some reason, Mrs D chose them at the start of the tournament, and I put a tenner on them to shut her up, so got them at 14-1.  Not a bad result but I have to put up with her claiming, probably correctly, that she knows more about football then me.

Doesn't matter mate. That 140 days worth of food up north. Excellent.

And beer, and entrance to dog tracks.

Tino could probably get a toothpick with that money

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:00 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:For some reason, Mrs D chose them at the start of the tournament, and I put a tenner on them to shut her up, so got them at 14-1.  Not a bad result but I have to put up with her claiming, probably correctly, that she knows more about football then me.

Doesn't matter mate. That 140 days worth of food up north. Excellent.

And beer, and entrance to dog tracks.

Tino could probably get a toothpick with that money

Unlikely mate, plus I imagine that someone comes round at the end of the meal and does it for him. Whereas normally you have to use a pen that has been liberated from the local Coral bookmakers to do the job.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:13 am

Morning. Heavy weekend.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:19 am

rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:For some reason, Mrs D chose them at the start of the tournament, and I put a tenner on them to shut her up, so got them at 14-1.  Not a bad result but I have to put up with her claiming, probably correctly, that she knows more about football then me.

Doesn't matter mate. That 140 days worth of food up north. Excellent.

And beer, and entrance to dog tracks.

Tino could probably get a toothpick with that money

Unlikely mate, plus I imagine that someone comes round at the end of the meal and does it for him.  Whereas normally you have to use a pen that has been liberated from the local Coral bookmakers to do the job.

I wasn't talking about the tooth cleaning implement mate, I was talking about the butler who goes around picking up and polishing Tino's teeth after junior has had a little too much liqueur.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:20 am

seanmichaels wrote:Morning. Heavy weekend.

Mooby D*ck finally catch up with you then?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:28 am

Good morning.

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Post by Galted Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:41 am

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/2H5Se-9XAVE

Morning, first, yet again. I'm on fire.

That played on my iPod on the way home on Friday. Haven't felt that close to you since I saved 5p by taking my own bag to the Iceland.
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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:42 am

Morning Tino the Wino. All good in Le Petit Hood?

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:45 am

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/2H5Se-9XAVE

Morning, first, yet again. I'm on fire.

That played on my iPod on the way home on Friday. Haven't felt that close to you since I saved 5p by taking my own bag to the Iceland.

Laugh Morning

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:07 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino the Wino. All good in Le Petit Hood?

Wonderful mate, absolutely wonderful.

You?

How is the little one doing now (your kid, not your c*ck)?

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino the Wino. All good in Le Petit Hood?

Wonderful mate, absolutely wonderful.

You?

How is the little one doing now (your kid, not your c*ck)?

Hassan is doing fine. Burping and colicy but that happens more often than not (as you should well know having sired the mongol f*cking hordes). How's the missus (tell her her "Abu Bumza" says hi).


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:26 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino the Wino. All good in Le Petit Hood?

Wonderful mate, absolutely wonderful.

You?

How is the little one doing now (your kid, not your c*ck)?

Hassan is doing fine. Burping and colicy but that happens more often than not (as you should well know having sired the mongol f*cking hordes). How's the missus (tell her her "Abu Bumza" says hi).


She is walking funny actually. I just assumed she was doing a really bad John Wayne impression.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino the Wino. All good in Le Petit Hood?

Wonderful mate, absolutely wonderful.

You?

How is the little one doing now (your kid, not your c*ck)?

Hassan is doing fine. Burping and colicy but that happens more often than not (as you should well know having sired the mongol f*cking hordes). How's the missus (tell her her "Abu Bumza" says hi).


She is walking funny actually.  I just assumed she was doing a really bad John Wayne impression.

Sorry, we were playing buckaroo and it sort of turned into the wheelbarrow position.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:07 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Morning. Heavy weekend.

Mooby D*ck finally catch up with you then?

My arris is actually in a bad way

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:18 am

Nice to see you have not lost your touch RE: michaelsing a thread mate. It's like you have never been away.

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Post by Rowley Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:15 pm

A master at work. Nobody michaels a thread like Sean. Text book stuff.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:21 pm

The consistency is remarkable, it's fine getting to the top, but staying at the top takes talent.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 11 Jul 2016, 3:26 pm

Sh*t on here today.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jul 2016, 3:33 pm

Tinos Temperamental Tots

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 12 Jul 2016, 6:49 am

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 6:55 am

Morning mate, good effort in temporary derailing the political thread yesterday.

You ok?

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:01 am

All good, just getting back into my routine. What about you?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:14 am

Not too bad mate could do with going back to bed for a while but that is just standard I think. I don't remember a time since I was about 8 when I wasn't at least a little bit tired.


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Post by Rowley Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:21 am

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Notches.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:39 am

rick_dagless wrote:Not too bad mate could do with going back to bed for a while but that is just standard I think.  I don't remember a time since I was about 8 when I wasn't at least a little bit tired.


Just the early starts. Work should start after lunch and finish at tea.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:00 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Not too bad mate could do with going back to bed for a while but that is just standard I think.  I don't remember a time since I was about 8 when I wasn't at least a little bit tired.


Just the early starts. Work should start after lunch and finish at tea.

I prefer starting early and finishing early to be honest mate, my brain shuts down about 2 o'clock.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:09 am

Good morning.

Where is Jules? Has he w*nked himself into oblivion after that miserable jock b*stard won some tennis game at the weekend?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:17 am

Morning Tino, I hope he hasn't been dragged into the intellectual quagmire of the various political threads in the off topic section. W*anking yourself into a withered husk is preferable.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:05 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, I hope he hasn't been dragged into the intellectual quagmire of the various political threads in the off topic section.  W*anking yourself into a withered husk is preferable.

Carney has been all over Bloomberg this morning. Chances of a rate cut by December are a smidge over 90% (he didn't say that, it was a poll of 'experts' on Bloomberg).

Andrea Orcel from UBS has also been on saying they are considering the option of moving staff to the EU when Maggie lite pulls the trigger.

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Post by Galted Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:07 am

I like w*nking. Had a good one last Thursday thinking about the short bouncy-little-titted woman I see at Bank occasionally. Wonder what her reaction would be if she knew.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:10 am

Galted wrote:I like w*nking. Had a good one last Thursday thinking about the short bouncy-little-titted woman I see at Bank occasionally. Wonder what her reaction would be if she knew.

Were you watching a Shakespeare type film at the same time or would that distract from your rhythm?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:14 am

Found this article below which made me Chuckle

Millions of Brexit supporters have joined a march in support of the fact that they won, and you didn’t, and you need to suck it up buttercup.

As the last of the high-profile Leave campaigners admitted defeat in her attempts to glean any sort of personal success from taking the country out of the EU, those who voted to Leave said this is definitely what they wanted all along.

Leave voter and thoroughly nice individual Simon Williams said, “I’m here today with hundreds of thousands of my fellow smug Leave voters, gloating in the face of every Libtard out there, rubbing their noses right in it.

“What ‘it’ is, I’m not sure, but it doesn’t matter what you say about so-called ‘facts’ like the plunging pound, the Bank of England having to step in to help and inward investment falling off a cliff – it doesn’t matter because we won.

“That means I’m right, and you’re wrong, so you can shove your economic arguments up your EU-loving hoop.

“You lot just need to stop crying about it and accept that we are just better than you in every single way imaginable.”

Psychologist Maxwell Landing told us that the smug pride march was just their way of celebrating the sort of person that they are, instead of conforming and behaviour the way ‘normal’ people expect.

He explained, “You don’t learn to be smug, you don’t choose it – you were born that way.

“So rather than try and hide it for the sake so-called ‘societal norms’, why not embrace it and take pride in who you are?

“Just knowing that being smug is ‘normal’ will allow those people lead the sort of lives they were always capable of.

“How will you know if someone you love is smug? Oh don’t worry, they’ll find a way to show you.”

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Post by Galted Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I like w*nking. Had a good one last Thursday thinking about the short bouncy-little-titted woman I see at Bank occasionally. Wonder what her reaction would be if she knew.

Were you watching a Shakespeare type film at the same time or would that distract from your rhythm?  

"Shakespeare" is actually quite a good euphemism.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:26 am

I notice, SERIAL, Jules and Raf all have Birthdays this week, maybe they are all out together on the lash...

Slayer concert, followed by a poetry recital in a bookstore and then some action netball to finish it off.

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Post by Rowley Tue 12 Jul 2016, 1:19 pm

Galted wrote:I like w*nking. Had a good one last Thursday thinking about the short bouncy-little-titted woman I see at Bank occasionally. Wonder what her reaction would be if she knew.

TSMR is out having her hair cut tonight. I am planning to have the most almighty w*nk imaginable. Her Granddad has been in hospital a fortnight so opportunities have been extremely limited recently. Tonight my patience will be rewarded.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 1:26 pm

Get her to phone you as she is leaving the salon and turn it into a danger w*nk

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Post by Rowley Tue 12 Jul 2016, 1:32 pm

She will be phoning anyway for me to put her tea in, so I could incorporate your plan into the evening without too much hassle.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 12 Jul 2016, 2:12 pm

Adds a little spice to the action Jeffers, but by the sounds of it you would probably be able to wait until she gets to the drive and still manage to crank one out in time.

I suppose you could go for numbers...

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