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Cheers Rick.
After the calamitous start it now is progressing really well.
Need to fit out the kitchen and bathrooms/laundry. Then a bit of joinery, painting and carpets. Then I can move back in. Whack some grass down and fiddle around with the outdoor areas... some planting, etc. The pool bloke starts in a week or so.
After the calamitous start it now is progressing really well.
Need to fit out the kitchen and bathrooms/laundry. Then a bit of joinery, painting and carpets. Then I can move back in. Whack some grass down and fiddle around with the outdoor areas... some planting, etc. The pool bloke starts in a week or so.
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The Loaded Dog wrote:Cheers Rick.
After the calamitous start it now is progressing really well.
Need to fit out the kitchen and bathrooms/laundry. Then a bit of joinery, painting and carpets. Then I can move back in. Whack some grass down and fiddle around with the outdoor areas... some planting, etc. The pool bloke starts in a week or so.
Strangely the exterior of the house was pretty much how I imagined it, as in the wooden cube type structures, looks nice.
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First rate, Rick.
The picture of Serial's house caused me to lol out loud, which was welcome after the tears I shed when I saw how much £85,000 can get you in Rotherham.
The picture of Serial's house caused me to lol out loud, which was welcome after the tears I shed when I saw how much £85,000 can get you in Rotherham.
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How was Dundee supes? Did the Perth Road treat you right?
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superflyweight wrote:First rate, Rick.
The picture of Serial's house caused me to lol out loud, which was welcome after the tears I shed when I saw how much £85,000 can get you in Rotherham.
In all fairness it does come with the caveat that you're living in Rotherham so it is not all upside.
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Wife must have had a tidy up just before that pic was taken.superflyweight wrote:First rate, Rick.
The picture of Serial's house caused me to lol out loud, which was welcome after the tears I shed when I saw how much £85,000 can get you in Rotherham.
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rick_dagless wrote:How was Dundee supes? Did the Perth Road treat you right?
It was good. I was relatively sensible but a couple of my mates let themselves down badly having spent the entire afternoon drinking home made spirits. They got thrown out of Drouthies after falling off their bar stools for the third time. Always strange going back to certain pubs and seeing the same people that were drinking there 20 years ago.
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Two blokes drinking in a bar, one says to the other, "Hey look at those two pathetic specimens over there. That's gonna be us in 10 years." His mate turns and says, "That's a mirror, dipsh!t"
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superflyweight wrote:rick_dagless wrote:How was Dundee supes? Did the Perth Road treat you right?
It was good. I was relatively sensible but a couple of my mates let themselves down badly having spent the entire afternoon drinking home made spirits. They got thrown out of Drouthies after falling off their bar stools for the third time. Always strange going back to certain pubs and seeing the same people that were drinking there 20 years ago.
My ex used to work in there, when they did line clean nights we used to go down and drink all the beer that was pulled through...
Home made spirits seems rough though!.
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English, Irishman, Scotsman, Welsh, German, Frenchman, Italian, Swede, Swiss, Norwegian, American, Russian, Indian, Afghan, Pakistani, Nigerian, Egytian, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, Kiwi, Mexican, Brazilian, Argentinian blokes go to a nightclub, bouncers says, "Sorry lads, I can't let you in without a Thai."
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They were trying to get me to drink some kind of plum brandy at 2 in the afternoon - Mrs Superfly shot me a warning glance that would have chilled Satan himself. She did me a favour.
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superflyweight wrote:They were trying to get me to drink some kind of plum brandy at 2 in the afternoon - Mrs Superfly shot me a warning glance that would have chilled Satan himself. She did me a favour.
Sounds like it!
Man walks into a bar, as he gets through the door, he hears a voice from the fruit machine shout "what you doing in here you fat bald bell end?" A bit shaken he gets to the bar, when he hears a voice coming from a nearby bowl saying "You are a handsome chap aren't you, bet the ladies fall in line"
Looking up quizzically the barman says "sorry about that, the peanuts are complimentary, but the fruit machine is out of order"
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Time Traveler walks into a bar for the first time.
Barman says, "I've already told you, you're barred"
Barman says, "I've already told you, you're barred"
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A horse walks into a bar.
barman asks "why the long face"
The horse, unable to understand the complexities of the human language, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.
barman asks "why the long face"
The horse, unable to understand the complexities of the human language, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.
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Man walks into a Chinese Buffet and promptly smashes up every single tiny dumpling in the place. I've never seen such wonton destruction
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SERIALED to buggery...
Morning peeps
Morning peeps
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Morning Rick.
Morning Rick.
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Morning Jeff, is one well?
My day is mixed today, had all the mortgage stuff go through, but I am in an all day meeting and just received a tax bill, tossers...
My day is mixed today, had all the mortgage stuff go through, but I am in an all day meeting and just received a tax bill, tossers...
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Steady one for me. Boss is off, couple of easy applications to prepare and a client coming in to thank me which could well mean a wildly inappropriate gift of some sort.
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I have to give all gifts back, even wine, though it does go in a charity auction to be fair. We can sometimes take hospitality once a contract is signed and sealed.
You expecting a goats head or a sacrifice to their pagan gods in your honour or something Jeff? That would be quite a raffle prize.
You expecting a goats head or a sacrifice to their pagan gods in your honour or something Jeff? That would be quite a raffle prize.
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We can take them up to £50 as long as we declare them. I'd like a bottle of single malt but suspect chocolates is more likely. My old boss once got a wall clock in the shape of Kenya. After that you become a little hard to shock.
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We're not even allowed to give out company logo pens!
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I got a magnum of wine the other week. About 40 quids worth. Swapped it with my old man for a bottle of whiskey.
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We are not allowed even that... I once received a book about Oracle software, it had a value of around £80, I declared the sh1t out of that one, I hope whoever won it in the raffle enjoys it.
Is the clock on their wall now?
We used to get hospitality all the time, but the bribery and corruption act has stopped that, banking execs are to blame, and probably Brexit and Muslims too I expect.
Is the clock on their wall now?
We used to get hospitality all the time, but the bribery and corruption act has stopped that, banking execs are to blame, and probably Brexit and Muslims too I expect.
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rick_dagless wrote:We are not allowed even that... I once received a book about Oracle software, it had a value of around £80, I declared the sh1t out of that one, I hope whoever won it in the raffle enjoys it.
Is the clock on their wall now?
We used to get hospitality all the time, but the bribery and corruption act has stopped that, banking execs are to blame, and probably Brexit and Muslims too I expect.
Bribery and corruption act! Ha! We've been doing that for years.
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Ah well, not to worry Shah, you have probably saved me from so many hours trying to act sober at a free bar. The company logo pen thing is kinda confusing though, you would think the advertising would be a good thing
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Our business depends on passing trials and selling to pharmacies. The government is concerned that giving them pens might unduly influence them.
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I know that my local drug dealers all hand out stationery at the local schools and it does help to get the kids hooked, so maybe they have a point.
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On a more (Jeff) work related note, I have a few friends in Ireland, who moved over there about 15 years ago tapping me up for references now for dual passports.
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F*cking sh*t on here again.
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Afternoon all, my daughter "graduated" from Nursery today (FFS), thankfully didn't have to take time off for it, but had to spend my own free time once again confirming that my daughter is smarter than all the frigtards in her class.
We don't get complimentary stuff at work. On those occasions when we do get a conviction at Court we might get someone stop long enough to say that we don't deserve thanks cos that it's our f*cking job and that it's what these people pay their taxes for.
We don't get complimentary stuff at work. On those occasions when we do get a conviction at Court we might get someone stop long enough to say that we don't deserve thanks cos that it's our f*cking job and that it's what these people pay their taxes for.
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Client has not been in yet so I can't confirm whether a, he brought me a gift, or b, whether it is complete shyte. The smart money is on both of those answers being in the affirmative.
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What did they get you Jeff? Bath salts? A new candle for the fire place?
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I'm also keen to know, nothing like a bit of intrigue to light up the afternoon. I reckon it'll be a sh*tty coffee table book full of dull photos and faux-poetry.
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Iranian saffron. I have no use for it whatsoever, but looking online appears to be worth a shed load of money.
Better learn to cook I guess.
Better learn to cook I guess.
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WFT is wrong with these people, don't they realize that Western Barbarians like Rowley would prefer a 50" UHDTV with a lifetime subscription to SKY?
I'd flay the lot of 'em!
I'd flay the lot of 'em!
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/760505065849303040
YOU MISERABLE C*NTFACED NORTHERNERS.
YOU MISERABLE C*NTFACED NORTHERNERS.
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Rowley wrote:Iranian saffron. I have no use for it whatsoever, but looking online appears to be worth a shed load of money.
Better learn to cook I guess.
Sprinkle it on your pork scratchings at the pub, it's important to be a character if you're Northern.
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ShahenshahG wrote:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/760505065849303040
YOU MISERABLE C*NTFACED NORTHERNERS.
Tried to think of some whippet-based answer but can't really be arsed.
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I fail to see the reason Shah is so upset by this (over and above the fact that he's a short fused Jihadist determined to extract every last atom of joy from the world and replace it with a totalitarian state seemingly obsessed with the behavior of homosexuals and is the sort of cheerless c*nt would punch a meerkat in front of a zoo full of toddlers)Galted wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/760505065849303040
YOU MISERABLE C*NTFACED NORTHERNERS.
Tried to think of some whippet-based answer but can't really be arsed.
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DAVE667 wrote:I fail to see the reason Shah is so upset by this (over and above the fact that he's a short fused Jihadist determined to extract every last atom of joy from the world and replace it with a totalitarian state seemingly obsessed with the behavior of homosexuals and is the sort of cheerless c*nt would punch a meerkat in front of a zoo full of toddlers)Galted wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/760505065849303040
YOU MISERABLE C*NTFACED NORTHERNERS.
Tried to think of some whippet-based answer but can't really be arsed.
Someone has to teach those f*cking meerkats that toddlers shouldn't be kept in a zoo, I'm proud that I fight for the rights of toddlers everywhere.
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Morning shah and whoever else turns up.
Morning shah and whoever else turns up.
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Morning Shah my brother from a pagan mother, how you doing?
Morning Jeff, Saffron? I would wager if you use it, it will be a first for the culinary map of noncetown.
Morning Jeff, Saffron? I would wager if you use it, it will be a first for the culinary map of noncetown.
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TSMR?
TSMR?
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All good thanks ricko, was amused enormously by northern dogs being more miserable than southern dogs. Life really is grim oop north what about you?
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rick_dagless wrote:Morning Shah my brother from a pagan mother, how you doing?
Morning Jeff, Saffron? I would wager if you use it, it will be a first for the culinary map of noncetown.
I did a bit of googling recipes last night, couldn't find any that involved chips. I'm pretty much lost.
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ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36954386
TSMR?
Feck you shah. TSMR is a classy Rotherham lass.
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