The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

oooh, cool who is it?

I've PM'd you Rick.

Interesting, I will keep my eyes open, certainly seems plausible.

Indeed - it's amazing how productive I can be when being otherwise unproductive at work.

Time well spent, no point in wasting your valuable free time.

Is it me you've found?

Yes - I think Shah is your alias and listing his fat b@stard meals and then your subsequent abuse of him is your way of keeping "Fat Dave" at bay.

Feel free to PM me and I'll tell you if it's true

Why does that sound like a threat?

Something lost in translation?

Hello super
Is it me you're looking for?
'cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you, you stalkerish little w**ker?

Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.

superflyweight wrote:Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.

Which one?

DAVE667 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.

Which one?

There wasn't mushroom for error on that one Dave. Trust you and your baldness to mess it up.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.

Which one?

There wasn't mushroom for error on that one Dave. Trust you and your baldness to mess it up.

You're welcome

Gutentag Notcherinos.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A

Can't believe he nicked jules' new motor

Thieving b@stard

'sup beatches

rick_dagless wrote:'sup beatches

Not much it would seem.

So it would seem Jules, how are you this autumnal day?

Wednesdays are the day that I work in the office rick, rather than at home - mainly because the missus kicks me out so she can do the housework/get her lover in*

It makes a decent change to be around real people, as opposed to you lot.

* delete as applicable

Fair point, Jules I don't have enough self control to be trusted to work at home unfortunately.

Though there is significantly more talent in this particular office than my home, unless you count the internet I suppose.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Wednesdays are the day that I work in the office rick, rather than at home - mainly because the missus kicks me out so she can do the housework/get her lover in*

It makes a decent change to be around real people, as opposed to you lot.

* delete as applicable

Windows is on gardening leave.... He likes women and boooooks.

Notches... Morning

Morning Rick Rimbaud, long day today, all the way till 10 pm. I need food.

That is a long day, I have meetings with execs in the morning which are generally fruitless and then a manic afternoon so I can get away early and play in a pool match against our B team, so a nice well rounded day for me.

Fried chicken?

F*ck you honkey.





















Make sure it's crispy

I have not had a KFC for ages, might get one for lunch.

I've never liked KFC - the chicken seemed abit sweet to me, prefer lemon chicken or standard fried chicken. Same with Dixy's - that cloying sweet smell made me want to cross the road each time I walked past.

It's finger lickin' good

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's finger lickin' good

Unless you're captain poofinger

http://www.nationalclubgolfer.com/2016/09/27/pete-willett-i-aint-partisan-hes-my-brother/

Something you might enjoy Rick.

Haha, I heard a bit about this but not the full rant...

Fair play

Beef salad sandwich on some cheesy bread thing, 7/10

And someone I know was eating quinoa crisps... They are a thing now.

You should have slapped him three or four times then summoned a daemon to deal with him/her/it

His excuse was, that he didn't like popcorn...

I have no idea.

urine on his face and then say you don't like urinals it would make as much sense.

Might just throw some battery farmed eggs at his face

offer him a choice between a half pounder and a cheeseburger. Ask him do you want the mummy or the calf?

Smear a table tennis bat with Fois Gras and slap him

Glue muesli to all your toilet rolls and feed him sugar free sweets containing sorbitol.

Hit him on the head with a copy of the Communist Manifesto.

Could force him to wear mainstream high street clothing brands from TK Max and force him to watch the Trump conference.

rick_dagless wrote:Could force him to wear mainstream high street clothing brands from TK Max and force him to watch the Trump conference.

FFS rick, it was only some quinoa crisps. You're sick in the head.

To be honest Jules when I think of a Trump conference, I think of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Maybe I need to grow up.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-04/25/6/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-16702-1461580025-11.jpg?no-auto

This is what happens when you let them off one time Julio, Ricks got the right of it.

They are the very crisps, I spied the Lentil ones earlier too...

It is getting out of hand.

What's wrong with TK Maxx?