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Post by seanmichaels on Mon 26 Sep 2016, 8:51 am

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 1:46 pm

oooh, cool who is it?

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Post by superflyweight on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 1:53 pm

I've PM'd you Rick.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:00 pm

Interesting, I will keep my eyes open, certainly seems plausible.

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Post by superflyweight on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:06 pm

Indeed - it's amazing how productive I can be when being otherwise unproductive at work.


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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:16 pm

Time well spent, no point in wasting your valuable free time.

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Post by Guest on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:24 pm

Is it me you've found?

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Post by superflyweight on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:35 pm

Yes - I think Shah is your alias and listing his fat b@stard meals and then your subsequent abuse of him is your way of keeping "Fat Dave" at bay.

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Post by Guest on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:38 pm

Feel free to PM me and I'll tell you if it's true

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Post by superflyweight on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 2:52 pm

Why does that sound like a threat?

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Post by Guest on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 3:03 pm

Something lost in translation?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:03 pm

Hello super
Is it me you're looking for?
'cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you, you stalkerish little w**ker?

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Post by superflyweight on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:11 pm

Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.

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Post by Guest on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.
Which one?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:16 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.
Which one?
There wasn't mushroom for error on that one Dave. Trust you and your baldness to mess it up.

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Post by Guest on Tue 27 Sep 2016, 4:35 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Beautiful Jules.  I like to think of you singing that song to me while I make a clay model likeness of your head.
Which one?
There wasn't mushroom for error on that one Dave. Trust you and your baldness to mess it up.
You're welcome

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 7:31 am

Gutentag Notcherinos.

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Post by seanmichaels on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 7:56 am

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A

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Post by seanmichaels on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 7:59 am

Can't believe he nicked jules' new motor

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 8:31 am

Thieving b@stard

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 9:43 am

'sup beatches

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 12:11 pm

rick_dagless wrote:'sup beatches

Not much it would seem.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 12:22 pm

So it would seem Jules, how are you this autumnal day?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 12:40 pm

Wednesdays are the day that I work in the office rick, rather than at home - mainly because the missus kicks me out so she can do the housework/get her lover in*

It makes a decent change to be around real people, as opposed to you lot.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 1:11 pm

Fair point, Jules I don't have enough self control to be trusted to work at home unfortunately.

Though there is significantly more talent in this particular office than my home, unless you count the internet I suppose.

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Post by seanmichaels on Wed 28 Sep 2016, 8:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Wednesdays are the day that I work in the office rick, rather than at home - mainly because the missus kicks me out so she can do the housework/get her lover in*

It makes a decent change to be around real people, as opposed to you lot.

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Windows is on gardening leave.... He likes women and boooooks.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:25 am

Notches... Morning

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:45 am

Morning Rick Rimbaud, long day today, all the way till 10 pm. I need food.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:49 am

That is a long day, I have meetings with execs in the morning which are generally fruitless and then a manic afternoon so I can get away early and play in a pool match against our B team, so a nice well rounded day for me.

Fried chicken?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:50 am

F*ck you honkey.





















Make sure it's crispy

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 7:53 am

I have not had a KFC for ages, might get one for lunch.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 8:04 am

I've never liked KFC - the chicken seemed abit sweet to me, prefer lemon chicken or standard fried chicken. Same with Dixy's - that cloying sweet smell made me want to cross the road each time I walked past.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 8:09 am

It's finger lickin' good

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 8:16 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's finger lickin' good

Unless you're captain poofinger

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:05 am

http://www.nationalclubgolfer.com/2016/09/27/pete-willett-i-aint-partisan-hes-my-brother/

Something you might enjoy Rick.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 9:29 am

Haha, I heard a bit about this but not the full rant...

Fair play

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 11:56 am

Beef salad sandwich on some cheesy bread thing, 7/10

And someone I know was eating quinoa crisps... They are a thing now.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 12:46 pm

You should have slapped him three or four times then summoned a daemon to deal with him/her/it

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 12:56 pm

His excuse was, that he didn't like popcorn...

I have no idea.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 1:18 pm

urine on his face and then say you don't like urinals it would make as much sense.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 1:38 pm

Might just throw some battery farmed eggs at his face

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 1:49 pm

Laugh offer him a choice between a half pounder and a cheeseburger. Ask him do you want the mummy or the calf?

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:00 pm

Smear a table tennis bat with Fois Gras and slap him

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:15 pm

Glue muesli to all your toilet rolls and feed him sugar free sweets containing sorbitol.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:21 pm

Hit him on the head with a copy of the Communist Manifesto.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:34 pm

Could force him to wear mainstream high street clothing brands from TK Max and force him to watch the Trump conference.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:40 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Could force him to wear mainstream high street clothing brands from TK Max and force him to watch the Trump conference.

FFS rick, it was only some quinoa crisps. You're sick in the head.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:42 pm

To be honest Jules when I think of a Trump conference, I think of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Maybe I need to grow up.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:46 pm

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-04/25/6/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-16702-1461580025-11.jpg?no-auto

This is what happens when you let them off one time Julio, Ricks got the right of it.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 2:48 pm

They are the very crisps, I spied the Lentil ones earlier too...

It is getting out of hand.

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Post by Galted on Thu 29 Sep 2016, 3:19 pm

What's wrong with TK Maxx?
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