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A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.
The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.
In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.
Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.
One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."
"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.
"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.
"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.
"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."
"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."
A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.
The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.
In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.
Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.
One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."
"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.
"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.
"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.
"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."
"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."
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Re: It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.
Not getting the sleep in lately, might need to start taking nytol or something. How you doing?
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Nytol gives a rubbish nights sleep to be honest.
I am not too bad to be fair, was a good weekend, attended 2 birthdays and both were good in different ways. You get up to much?
I am not too bad to be fair, was a good weekend, attended 2 birthdays and both were good in different ways. You get up to much?
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Just tried to get rest in but no dice sadly. Two nights of 6 hours sleep and i'll be dandy mate.
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Good man, we can not afford to lose any more cup members, so chin up dear boy.
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It's true the cupboard layeth bare. Speaking of members... Tina must be a billionaire by now with short selling opportunities jolly saint maybe provides. Acid reflux...so no food for lunch -10 out of 10
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Food for lunch, with a beverage - 7/10
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Textbook lunch that.
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Things in the hood are acceptable, thanks for asking. Have you managed to sleep or are you in the verge of an online breakdown?
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Must......keep......cutlturecupa.......live.
That's my Captain Kirk impression.
That's my Captain Kirk impression.
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I do an excellent impression of a dying wildebeest when I'm playing with my cat.
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Galted wrote:I do an excellent impression of a dying wildebeest when I'm playing with my cat.
You have a lion mounted on your bum and another at your throat?
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Galted wrote:I do an excellent impression of a dying wildebeest when I'm playing with my cat.
You have a lioness mounted on your bum and another at your throat?
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Galted wrote:I do an excellent impression of a dying wildebeest when I'm playing with my cat.
You have a lioness mounted on your bum and another at your throat?
I didnt get much sleep no but I did go the night without looking at my phone or some porn and I do feel pretty rested. Maybe tonight I'll take some medicine and actually knockout clean.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38560451
Very misleading headline - Chimp drinking culture caught on video.
I was hoping to see a chimp having a drink of some culture.
Very misleading headline - Chimp drinking culture caught on video.
I was hoping to see a chimp having a drink of some culture.
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Morning Shah, all is indeed well.
Misleading indeed, I thought this could be Bradford city centre, but they are too smart for that.
Misleading indeed, I thought this could be Bradford city centre, but they are too smart for that.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38565028
Very misleading headline - Brazil: Clash of cultures over Amazon dams
I was expecting to see a video of Tino and TLD arguing about ecological issues.
Very misleading headline - Brazil: Clash of cultures over Amazon dams
I was expecting to see a video of Tino and TLD arguing about ecological issues.
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Happy new year. Bit shi'ite on here
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seanmichaels wrote:Happy new year. Bit shi'ite on here
Afternoon, sean. Glad to see you survived into 2017. It's always sunni on here.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-38568000
Julius?
Julius?
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ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-38568000
Julius?
Wouldn't been seen dead in a red Mini Cooper.
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Gutentag Notches
The CC needs a bit of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0EVEXX9kpk
The CC needs a bit of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0EVEXX9kpk
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It needs a lot of it.
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Blimey one bit of abnormal weather and people drive like absolute tools...
Morning campers.
Morning campers.
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rick_dagless wrote:Blimey one bit of abnormal weather and people drive like absolute tools...
Not me, I don't drive.
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Excellent work Galts, I wish more people were like you.
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What abnormal weather?
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rick_dagless wrote:Excellent work Galts, I wish more people were like you.
Thanks, Rick. Me too.
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High winds, Jules, about 50-60 mph in Bradders at times.
Some trees and signs down, but mainly people driving like total ponces.
Some trees and signs down, but mainly people driving like total ponces.
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rick_dagless wrote:High winds, Jules, about 50-60 mph in Bradders at times.
Some trees and signs down, but mainly people driving like total ponces.
Sounds like Armageddon. If only more people were like, for example, Galted.
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It is generally like Armageddon in Bradders, Jules.
I am glad there are people like Galted around, I wish there were more of them.
I am glad there are people like Galted around, I wish there were more of them.
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Thanks, chaps. Even when it's drizzly or a bit windy down south I don't drive. The thought of running over a cat or vexing a Dagless greatly deters me.
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Nothing more thana stiff breeze down here....
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seanmichaels wrote:Nothing more thana stiff breeze down here....
Probably from the windmill in your a*se.
Afternoon lads. Got a bit of sleep in and felt good enough to go to gym then a take away. Nice grilled chicken breast with chips. Lemon and herb and a bottle of water. Feeling really good
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ShahenshahG wrote:Sh*t. It was 7/10
School boy.
Afternoon all.
Bit of racist accusation over on the rugby board. It's all happening today.
What's the score with barriergate Shah - P45s flying around or a silly wee mistake?
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No. It was his own fault Tattie. Daft sod. Car was picked up by the biggest recovery truck I've ever seen. I imagine his insurance policy is going to go up by a couple of thousand.
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Hibbz wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Sh*t. It was 7/10
Home laid?
No. A paid poo.
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We've got those pneumatic bollards at work and I have the remote control.
I could seriously fook some peoples' days up.
I could seriously fook some peoples' days up.
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Tattie Scones RRN wrote:We've got those pneumatic bollards at work and I have the remote control.
I could seriously fook some peoples' days up.
I envy you.
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Tattie Scones RRN wrote:We've got those pneumatic bollards at work and I have the remote control.
I could seriously fook some peoples' days up.
People's.
Just as well we are short of peoples in the CC at the moment, or there would be some serious censure.
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It's a strange one this Julius.
Your apostrophe would read as 'people is days up'.
Do you know the grammatical rule on this?
I love to learn.
Your apostrophe would read as 'people is days up'.
Do you know the grammatical rule on this?
I love to learn.
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The days 'belong' to the people, not the peoples, thus they are people's days.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:The days 'belong' to the people, not the peoples, thus they are people's days.
Damn good explanation. If I ran a Poster of the Day competition which featured a generous prize, such as a brand new iPad case or a pair of jeans, you'd certainly be in the running.
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How about a pair of hi techs with accompanying jack wolfskin fleece?
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That would get windows back. He must be running out of dyas jerseys by now
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No chance I'd give a Wolfskin away. Hi-tecs at a push.
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