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Post by R!skysports Fri 06 Jan 2017, 3:55 pm

Edinburgh vs no-one

Kick off: the witching hour
Venue: A town hall, with gym benches

Live on Dave

Referee: Mr Blobby
Assistant Referees: A mildly racist Uncle and a twix bar
TMO: Re-run of Eastenders


Recent results

Play lots - won a couple (just)- played terribly -


Expectations

Weir to only kick the ball out on the full 3 times


Edinburgh 'team' (A stretch)

Blair Kingslanding,
Damien Hoytytoyt land,
Chris DeanMartin,
Junior Rasolea the 3rd,
Will Helu va game,
Duncan Weird,
Sean they Killed Kenney,
Allan Ding Dong Dell,
Ross Ford Capri,
Simon not allowed on French Beaches Berghan,
Fraser Too Scottish McKenzie,
Ben over your Toolis,
Magnus cider Bradbury,
Jamie Lionel Ritchie,
Cornell with a 99 Du Preez.



Discuss


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Post by RDW Fri 06 Jan 2017, 4:03 pm

Brilliant.

I fancy our chances with this one, but I wouldn't be surprised if we still don't manage to get a 4 try BP.

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Post by tigertattie Fri 06 Jan 2017, 4:06 pm

even with no one defending we'd still struggle to score four tries!
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Post by R!skysports Fri 06 Jan 2017, 4:11 pm

I think you should aim for a losing bonus point myself

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Post by RDW Fri 06 Jan 2017, 4:28 pm

Bit of a worry that Nasi Man-United isn't playing again - he's probably injured to be fair.

Hamish Mctavish Jimmy Boaby Watson could do with gametime too - he was rested last week.

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Post by funnyExiledScot Fri 06 Jan 2017, 4:40 pm

We can expect this sort of thing:


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Post by R!skysports Fri 06 Jan 2017, 4:43 pm

funnyExiledScot wrote:We can expect this sort of thing:


Bit pacy for Edinburgh....

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Post by doctor_grey Fri 06 Jan 2017, 4:58 pm

I guess you guys will be playing with yourselves.  Hope you enjoy and remember to clean up afterwards............

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Post by RDW Fri 06 Jan 2017, 5:00 pm

doctor_grey wrote:I guess you guys will be playing with yourselves.  Hope you enjoy and remember to clean up afterwards............

We're the only professional team in Europe not playing this weekend.

We'll be playing with ourselves while watching all the other teams playing with each other!

Erm

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Post by jimbopip Fri 06 Jan 2017, 5:18 pm

Just think how embarrassing it will be when the Luvvies fail to gather the restarts. Doh

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Post by Nematode Fri 06 Jan 2017, 5:20 pm

Not looking forward to the first 40...

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Post by TheMildlyFranticLlama Fri 06 Jan 2017, 6:03 pm

If Nasi Man-United does get brought off the bench he'll be odds on to go off injured. There is no way he'll make it through a match of this intensity unscathed.

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Post by jimbopip Fri 06 Jan 2017, 11:26 pm

I wasn't able to find a reliable stream: how did the Metrosexuals get on tonight?
Did Wee Dunky make all his kicks?

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Post by IanBru Sat 07 Jan 2017, 12:31 am

Has anyone seen the really unfortunate hashtag thought up by the MFL social media team?

It's so awful, yet wonderfully funny: #FillMyreside.

Yes, that's right. If you're not laughing yet, repeat it to yourself out loud twenty times.

Happy Friday, everyone. Very Happy
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Post by RDW Sat 07 Jan 2017, 7:58 am

IanBru wrote:Has anyone seen the really unfortunate hashtag thought up by the MFL social media team?

It's so awful, yet wonderfully funny: #FillMyreside.

Yes, that's right. If you're not laughing yet, repeat it to yourself out loud twenty times.

Happy Friday, everyone. Very Happy

Nope, don't get it.

But then again I'm a mature professional who has no interest in smutty jokes... Whistle

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Post by cakeordeath Sat 07 Jan 2017, 8:51 am

Game day for Edinburgh, I think in all likelihood a LBP will be a good result

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Post by doctor_grey Sat 07 Jan 2017, 12:51 pm

jimbopip wrote:I wasn't able to find a reliable stream: how did the Metrosexuals get on tonight?
Did Wee Dunky make all his kicks?
Just saw your post. Took a minute for me to make the connection (need my morning coffee). This was funny.

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Post by jimbopip Sat 07 Jan 2017, 1:53 pm

I thought it was midnight last night that they weren't playing. No wonder I missed it.
I hope Nel is in the side tonight. Then he could achieve his ambition of being the second tallest prop on the pitch, while still being the shortest player on view. You wouldn't want to miss that.

Also, no matter how surreal we get, we don't come close (ooh er missus) to the Julian Clarey sponsored #fillmyreside.

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Post by R!skysports Sat 07 Jan 2017, 3:59 pm

That was soooo poor play by Edinburgh

they dont seem to want this at all, they really are not turning up

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Post by RDW Sat 07 Jan 2017, 4:05 pm

Still trying to figure out how we lost that scrum against the head

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Post by R!skysports Sat 07 Jan 2017, 7:07 pm

Rrrrrrrrreeeeeessssstttaaarrrttssss furious

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Post by tigertattie Sat 07 Jan 2017, 7:49 pm

The ref is missing everyone of the no one team going off their feet!

What's worse is the miscommunication with his assistants! He's clearly not listening to them when they keep shouting "no one is offside"
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Post by RDW Sat 07 Jan 2017, 8:01 pm

Cuthbert is bloody awful

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Post by tigertattie Sat 07 Jan 2017, 8:10 pm

RDW_Scotland wrote:Cuthbert is bloody awful

Is he playing for no one?

Might as well be! He's gash!

Still scoreless here at HQ
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Post by RDW Sat 07 Jan 2017, 8:15 pm

Sorry, wrong thread!

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Post by jimbopip Sat 07 Jan 2017, 8:26 pm

tigertattie wrote:The ref is missing everyone of the no one team going off their feet!

What's worse is the miscommunication with his assistants! He's clearly not listening to them when they keep shouting "no one is offside"

That joke is simply Homeric.

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Post by tigertattie Sat 07 Jan 2017, 8:31 pm

Had to google Homeric!
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Post by cakeordeath Sat 07 Jan 2017, 9:20 pm

tigertattie wrote:Had to google Homeric!

As in Simpson....right Whistle

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Post by R!skysports Mon 09 Jan 2017, 10:42 am

Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

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Post by tigertattie Mon 09 Jan 2017, 10:48 am

Riskysports wrote:Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

I'm not sure how we manged to clock up so many posts on a thread for a fictitious game!

Even more posts than Dragons v Ospreys, 1st January 2017 which was for a genuine game of rugby! laughing
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Post by R!skysports Mon 09 Jan 2017, 10:51 am

tigertattie wrote:
Riskysports wrote:Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

I'm not sure how we manged to clock up so many posts on a thread for a fictitious game!

Even more posts than Dragons v Ospreys, 1st January 2017 which was for a genuine game of rugby! laughing

In fairness though, it was the most engaging game Edinburgh have played for a while Very Happy

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Post by funnyExiledScot Mon 09 Jan 2017, 12:24 pm

Riskysports wrote:
tigertattie wrote:
Riskysports wrote:Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

I'm not sure how we manged to clock up so many posts on a thread for a fictitious game!

Even more posts than Dragons v Ospreys, 1st January 2017 which was for a genuine game of rugby! laughing

In fairness though, it was the most engaging game Edinburgh have played for a while Very Happy

Another weekend passes with zero points. Hodge must go!

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