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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 25, 2017 7:30 pm

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu May 25, 2017 7:32 pm

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 25, 2017 8:02 pm

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent
'twas a rhyme well spent
And one in the eye for CC

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Post by Pal Joey Thu May 25, 2017 8:36 pm

It's important to give to the poor

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 25, 2017 8:57 pm

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor

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Post by Pal Joey Thu May 25, 2017 9:03 pm

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 25, 2017 9:07 pm

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies

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Post by Pal Joey Thu May 25, 2017 9:11 pm

It's important to give to the poor
So they don't have to sleep on the floor
and put healthy food in their bellies
Get some shoes and not wellies
and start singing like Charles Aznavour

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue May 30, 2017 11:26 pm

It's not long now til the election

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Post by Galted Wed May 31, 2017 12:34 am

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 31, 2017 12:41 am

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May

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Post by Galted Wed May 31, 2017 12:51 am

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay

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Post by Pal Joey Wed May 31, 2017 9:14 am

It's not long now til the election
(should this not be in the off-topic section?)
With Sturgeon and May
Munching rug like it's hay
Oooh... that's quite a nasty infection!

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:57 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts

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Post by Galted Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:01 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow

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Post by Galted Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:16 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow

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Post by Pal Joey Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:19 pm

Stop killing people you C**ts
And don't sniff your grandad's Y-fronts
Don't eat yellow snow
Or blow up Heathrow
You sore-losing grovelling runts!

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:24 pm

LOL out loud

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Post by Pal Joey Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:29 pm

In the Empire back in the day

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:37 am

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:42 am

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader

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Post by nadeem2099 Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:53 am

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider 
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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:38 am

In the Empire back in the day
Where we sent crims for an extended stay
A young Darth Vader
Was learning to be a raider 
And stored in Michaels bum, a death ray 

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:47 am

What's with the over-size font?

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:28 am

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?

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Post by nadeem2099 Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:37 am

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:06 am

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:55 pm

What's with the over-size font?
Nadeem just being a Kont?
It is true I cannot deny
That you are SecretFly
and that Hungarian for bone is "csont"

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:07 pm

That last line was not as expected


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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:11 pm

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:45 pm

That last line what not was expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:55 pm

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:59 pm

That last line was not as expected
From far left field it was selected
It was good for effect
and the syntax hardly wreck'd
Cos the thigh csont and the knee csont are connected

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:04 pm

Laugh

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:15 pm

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:17 pm

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:18 pm

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:22 pm

I met a pretty filly in Birmingham
You say pretty? Was she wearing gingham?
Yes, it was plainly under her saddle
Did you mount her and straddle?
Her praises, tell me, can you sing 'em?

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:25 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:31 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:35 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:21 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:26 pm

Hey Jules, any plans for your fifteen nine-hundred and second?
I don't know, I hadn't realised it beckoned
So now that you know
I've gone past it - oh no!
Far too slow off the mark we all reckoned.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:27 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:57 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,

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Post by nadeem2099 Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:24 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,

The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
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Post by Pal Joey Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:37 pm

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay

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Post by Galted Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:55 am

Thank feck it's almost vote time,
as he sucks on some lemon and lime,
The end is nigh for Corbyn or May
and we can all start to make hay
Wish I could think of something to rhyme

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:39 pm

Galted, try rhyming something with pint

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