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It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.
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Thread split! I feel a whole lot better!
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Thread split! I feel a whole lot better!
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Morning mate, all is well here, how was the weekend?
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Not too bad actually. worked the Saturday and Sunday evening so didn't have much of it but the pizza was f*cking awesome, then got high as Frak, listened to old school bhangra remixes and ate a giant burger so all in all - not a bad weekend What you get up to?
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Chilled Friday, out with the missus Saturday, played pool yesterday, all in all not too bad.
Short week this week as well, which is nice.
Short week this week as well, which is nice.
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I went to a stag do on Friday. Hard to believe at my age, I know. It was relatively low key, no strippers or blow up dolls.
I also played a singles match and got soundly thrashed again. I don't know why I've decided to start playing singles again recently - a big mistake. Results have been poor, my last remaining confidence has been shot, and I don't really feel like playing tennis ever again.
Also got a short week, but I reckon with a big push we can reach thread split.
I also played a singles match and got soundly thrashed again. I don't know why I've decided to start playing singles again recently - a big mistake. Results have been poor, my last remaining confidence has been shot, and I don't really feel like playing tennis ever again.
Also got a short week, but I reckon with a big push we can reach thread split.
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I'm here and, I must say, it's a thrill being live on the internet.
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Galted wrote:I'm here and, I must say, it's a thrill being live on the internet.
Galtova says the same thing.
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Didn't know that she was aware.
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G'day everyone. Please excuse the use of poor colloquial slang in an opening line.
My weekend was fine.
I didn't choke a crocodile with my bare hands, blow off a wild pig's head with a double-barrel shotgun... nor did I play 2-up whilst heavily drinking in a outback bar crowded with pissheads and violent misfits.
It was still a good weekend though.
My weekend was fine.
I didn't choke a crocodile with my bare hands, blow off a wild pig's head with a double-barrel shotgun... nor did I play 2-up whilst heavily drinking in a outback bar crowded with pissheads and violent misfits.
It was still a good weekend though.
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I went whippet racing, and drank bitter whilst playing dominoes... Class.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:I'm here and, I must say, it's a thrill being live on the internet.
Galtova says the same thing.
She was riding a dildo at the time as well, she and Galted have so much in common
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ShahenshahG wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:I'm here and, I must say, it's a thrill being live on the internet.
Galtova says the same thing.
She was riding a dildo at the time as well, she and Galted have so much in common
So much pleasuring on this thread.
I bet Galted hasn't seen a dildo since 1989. Galtova... mid to late 1990s... or early 21st C at the latest.
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I once stumbled upon my ex-housemate's Rampant Rabbit. It made me wish I was a girl.
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I was helping a flatmate move when I stumbled upon a box containing 2 massive dildos.. the size of small baseball bats.
Her reply was something along the lines of "...oh.. some guy left them here ages ago... as a gift"
Yeah right.
Her reply was something along the lines of "...oh.. some guy left them here ages ago... as a gift"
Yeah right.
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The Loaded Dog wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:I'm here and, I must say, it's a thrill being live on the internet.
Galtova says the same thing.
She was riding a dildo at the time as well, she and Galted have so much in common
So much pleasuring on this thread.
I bet Galted hasn't seen a dildo since 1989. Galtova... mid to late 1990s... or early 21st C at the latest.
They must have been around 4 at the time
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The Loaded Dog wrote:I was helping a flatmate move when I stumbled upon a box containing 2 massive dildos.. the size of small baseball bats.
Her reply was something along the lines of "...oh.. some guy left them here ages ago... as a gift"
Yeah right.
You should have asked after the state of her fanny
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ShahenshahG wrote:The Loaded Dog wrote:I was helping a flatmate move when I stumbled upon a box containing 2 massive dildos.. the size of small baseball bats.
Her reply was something along the lines of "...oh.. some guy left them here ages ago... as a gift"
Yeah right.
You should have asked after the state of her fanny
I had already annexed it so no need to ask.
She was great fun but unfortunately had to move up north.
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Morning, all good in Luton?
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I'd like to take this opportunity to say 'morning' as well.
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Good morning all.
I would have had another whopping great palindrome if I hadn't typed this post.
Family here from Griffith... one of the kids in the NSW Athletics Championship starting tomorrow.
The others are younger and more hyperactive. So many questions about the pool!
Sun just going down now... nice evening not too hot, a faint sea breeze.
I would have had another whopping great palindrome if I hadn't typed this post.
Family here from Griffith... one of the kids in the NSW Athletics Championship starting tomorrow.
The others are younger and more hyperactive. So many questions about the pool!
Sun just going down now... nice evening not too hot, a faint sea breeze.
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How many questions can there possibly be about a pool?
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Exactly Jules.
The 6 year old firing questions at me constantly.
How deep at each end, each step?
How warm, how cold is it?
Is it solar?
When are the lights going on?
Is it heated?
Are there any bees in the pool?
Are you going in right now?
What are those white things on the wall?
Do you drink the water?
The 6 year old firing questions at me constantly.
How deep at each end, each step?
How warm, how cold is it?
Is it solar?
When are the lights going on?
Is it heated?
Are there any bees in the pool?
Are you going in right now?
What are those white things on the wall?
Do you drink the water?
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In case anyone wasn't sure which Griffith LD was referring to, it's the one in the Murrumbidgee Irrigation Area, not the one in Canberra.
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This should be of interest to you, Julius - Evonne Goolagong hails from there, she's famous for not knowing how to spell her first name.
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Yes Galted.
The one in the Murrumbidgee south-western plains area.
It's the notorious mafia wine growing township of Griffith; not the Canberra suburb nor the Brisbane university.
The one in the Murrumbidgee south-western plains area.
It's the notorious mafia wine growing township of Griffith; not the Canberra suburb nor the Brisbane university.
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I thought so, LD, thanks for confirming. It's the one that hosts the annual Festival of the Sausage if I remember correctly.
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That's right. The Festa delle Salsicce or Festival of the Sausage. I should go there next year and report back.
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That would be very kind of you. As a gesture of appreciation I'll visit the Greenwich Fan Museum and give it a sh*t review.
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Have you taken the DLR lately? I'm always up for your reviews on that.
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Had to stand the whole way from Cutty Sark to Bank yesterday, LD. When a few seats opened up they were awkward to get to and I had to pretend I preferred standing.
Apart from that my recent DLRing has been a most pleasant experience.
Apart from that my recent DLRing has been a most pleasant experience.
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MY home town of Northwich, has a museum that was voted the 2nd most boring museum in England.
It is the Salt Museum, it was beaten into second by the potato museum
It is the Salt Museum, it was beaten into second by the potato museum
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The Loaded Dog wrote:Exactly Jules.
The 6 year old firing questions at me constantly.
How deep at each end, each step? 4 ft shallow end, 7 ft deep end. 5 inches per step.
How warm, how cold is it? 29 Centigrade
Is it solar? No
When are the lights going on? 6:30 p.m.
Is it heated? No
Are there any bees in the pool? No
Are you going in right now? No
What are those white things on the wall? Bird crap
Do you drink the water? No
Thanks TLD - better than one of rick's quizzes.
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Pretty much all correct, Jules. Spot on.
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rick_dagless wrote:MY home town of Northwich, has a museum that was voted the 2nd most boring museum in England.
It is the Salt Museum, it was beaten into second by the potato museum
I've visited the British Museum a few times and that's pretty f*cking boring. Broken pottery and statuettes a group of five-year-olds could better, useless. No wonder Tino doesn't come to London anymore.
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Galted wrote:rick_dagless wrote:MY home town of Northwich, has a museum that was voted the 2nd most boring museum in England.
It is the Salt Museum, it was beaten into second by the potato museum
I've visited the British Museum a few times and that's pretty f*cking boring. Broken pottery and statuettes a group of five-year-olds could better, useless. No wonder Tino doesn't come to London anymore.
That, and being dead.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:rick_dagless wrote:MY home town of Northwich, has a museum that was voted the 2nd most boring museum in England.
It is the Salt Museum, it was beaten into second by the potato museum
I've visited the British Museum a few times and that's pretty f*cking boring. Broken pottery and statuettes a group of five-year-olds could better, useless. No wonder Tino doesn't come to London anymore.
That, and being dead.
That's no excuse, Diana came to London after being dead.
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Pity there isn't a new floatel at Northwich. Even though I never went there I really do miss it.
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What do you get if you Cross the Queen and Prince Phillip?
Killed in a French tunnel
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An anagram of 'Princess Diana' is - end is a car spin
Killed in a French tunnel
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An anagram of 'Princess Diana' is - end is a car spin
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Careful about royalty jokes, Dagless. I remember the time Julius offended Cyril.
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One is a joke about a shopkeepers son, and the other is a grammar puzzle, so I should be fine.
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The rugby lot are pretty touchy, anything can offend them when they're looking to be upset.
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Yes, there are no Cyril's in the CC that I'm aware of.
Unless of course you count Shah on a bad day.... sore neck, no coke zeros, gym closed, slight fever...
Unless of course you count Shah on a bad day.... sore neck, no coke zeros, gym closed, slight fever...
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Who the F**K is Cyril?
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Cyril snuck on here to be offended. It's like someone inviting themselves round to yours for supper and moaning that you like to knock one out while you dine.
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Galted wrote:Careful about royalty jokes, Dagless. I remember the time Julius offended Cyril.
Well remembered Galted. Was it something about me not being someone's unborn baby? Cyril wasn't happy.
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Phillips and Tindall's.
Cyril was enraged, he made the mistake of using the word 'offensive' though.
Cyril was enraged, he made the mistake of using the word 'offensive' though.
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He was called "milky" or something on the original bbc thread, wasn't he?
From around Exeter I think. He was on the rugby boards for ages... still is, yes?
From around Exeter I think. He was on the rugby boards for ages... still is, yes?
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Wouldn't know from the BBC days - he's actually one of the better rugby posters, was strange seeing him on here and reacting like that. Maybe he was joking.
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Ah, fair enough, I can see how the uninitiated might get offended.
I remember the days of fun Friday's when we used to raid the other boards: "why do all boxers have big red hands?"
I remember the days of fun Friday's when we used to raid the other boards: "why do all boxers have big red hands?"
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