It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.

That's sooner that anyone would have expected.

I'm back so you can all stop worrying.

Ok, you can worry a bit.

Hey Galted. How are ya?

Watching the cricket... almost nodding off listening to Nass. He's like sleeping gas, he is.

And that's my palindrome.

Excellent use of a palindrome, Pal Joey, rhyming Nass and gas.

Good morning, you bunch of crazy cats.

The abortion debate on the political thread has legs I think...

rick_dagless wrote:Good morning, you bunch of crazy cats.

The abortion debate on the political thread has legs I think...

Unlike a foetus in its early stages of development.

It's a tadpole political on there I agree.

We should make it a spermanent thread.

I give these controversial topics a wide birth.

Galted wrote:I give these controversial topics a wide birth.

Conceivably, that's the best approach.

That kind of in vitro half full, in vitro half empty approach is worth considering.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:I give these controversial topics a wide birth.

Conceivably, that's the best approach.

I think so, if I found that my views were out of touch it could well spark a midwife crisis.

I think you're just labouring the point now.

Morning all, Tommy Robinson is a c**t...
That is all.

Although Tom Robinson is alright.

Tony Robinson is pretty cool too.

Anne Robinson is quite good.

Robinson Crusoe was a bit of a dick to be fair.

The Swiss Family Robinson were relatively functional.

Robin's Nest was an average sitcom.

Robin is a boy wonder.

man sausage Robin was killed by the Sparrow, who was a dick.

(the swear filter made that so much worse)

Cockfosters

(Testing swear fliter)

#fosteracock

What a great name for a place.

Acock's Green just up the road from me.

Scunthorpe makes it.

As does flappingcuntlips.

Manky Gash

Scunthorpe used to get blocked by the mail filter of one of my old companies...

Stwatford upon avon

Was in a clinic with my windowlicking cousin in London today. The psychiatrist was pretty good and down to earth and all you'd want in a medical professional but all I could think light brown skin, deep blue eyes and mahoooosive melons. As it was Ramadan I refrained from taking advantage of her obvious and lustful regard for me.

She is only human, Shah, I am sure your restraint will be rewarded by whichever space angel you guys believe in?

Are you well?

Fist, notches?

Not bad my friend. Just tired and bored as usual. Can't comfort eat or smoke either so it's a major bummer. That said there's only 15 or so days left so I will enjoy it once it's over. What about yourself, how's things?

Not too bad cheers, dude. Glad the GDPR panic is now over, and getting stuck into my actual day job.

Enjoying the clement weather at the moment also, so intend to get over to the motherland to visit the old man this weekend with any luck.

You been up to owt? Career sorted itself out yet?

Nothing to sort out now. My regular shift has been sorted but there is so much overtime that it messes up my schedule. That said I'm grateful for the overtime as it's allowed me to clear a lot of payments up front and save a few gs in interest. In think I'm in good shape to buy a house sometime soon, so I've been reluctantly supporting a no deal brexit so that the cost of my house drops to about 70k in the immediate shock and I can get it for about 20k haha.

GDPR issues? I've been following that with interest, seems like you can't please people at all. Anyone who ever bitchdd about crank calls, marketing or spam should love it but the same people are continuously bitching about the new requirements. How did it affect your company?

Nice, glad it is working out for you my boy.

My company is in the financial sector so we deal heavily with personal data, so lot's of client meetings and amendments to existing contracts and policy, fun and games, though it needed doing, just incredibly tedious.

Plus I always get roped in to help various friends company's to help them out with amendments to t's and c's etc. which is nice to do, but also takes time.

I can kick back and watch the fallout now.

HAMPTON.

Morning.

Monday morning you sure look fine

Thanks, Jules, I needed that little boost today.

Are you well?

Jules is either well or recently deceased. I'm quite well, how are you doing?

Galted wrote:Jules is either well or recently deceased.

That's true. But I can never work out which.

I am well, and not deceased, recently or otherwise.

F*CKING FIST!!!

Congratulations Galted. That's no mean feat when the CC is in full swing.

Cheers, Julius. I knew that if I held my nerve I could do it. I'm shattered now but it's worth it.

Merry fistmas...

Congrats, Dagless. Was really hoping for a sicond cosecutive fist but I know when to take my hat off rather than accuse someone of being a cheat.

I have been somewhat lacking in my morning duties, so apologies.

Is one well?

Apology accepted.

One is well, thank you, hope the same applies up north North.