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There was a fire on the moors neat here recently, and they were stopped from spreading by trees planted 30 years ago, following a similar fire, which were placed for that very reason.
(not the big fire on Saddleworth that was in the news)
(not the big fire on Saddleworth that was in the news)
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Saw some footage of the moor fires north of Manchester about a month back. That landscape with no tress but just the peat burning.... must have a strong smell, yes? Like coal or oil? So bleak and Martian like... like most of NSW right now. Just brown and red dust.
Here there's the distinctive eucalyptus tree smell when we have fires.
It smells quite nice at first from a distance.
However, it can bring a totally different smell of fear if you're up closer to the actual fire or it's going right over you... like it did in '94 with huge glowing branches and twigs falling from the sky and blocking out the sun. It was an unusually red sunset that day.
Here there's the distinctive eucalyptus tree smell when we have fires.
It smells quite nice at first from a distance.
However, it can bring a totally different smell of fear if you're up closer to the actual fire or it's going right over you... like it did in '94 with huge glowing branches and twigs falling from the sky and blocking out the sun. It was an unusually red sunset that day.
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Rentokil have quoted nearly £250 to treat my wasps nest. Most local firms do it for £50 - £75. I'm not paying Lahndahn prices.
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I had an intermediate swarm of bees last year. A few thousand or so stayed for a couple of hours then moved on. I was in a state of panic for a while wondering whether to call in a specialist or just sit it out and hope they would go away.
Wasp nests are a bit different though. Had one lone ranger trying to start a new one on the waterfall but I got in early and wiped it away.
Can you fumigate* them yourself, Jules... then go in later with a torch & vacuum cleaner (a powerful hand held one) and clean it up?
* or terminate them instantly with that powerful wasp kill spray.
Wasp nests are a bit different though. Had one lone ranger trying to start a new one on the waterfall but I got in early and wiped it away.
Can you fumigate* them yourself, Jules... then go in later with a torch & vacuum cleaner (a powerful hand held one) and clean it up?
* or terminate them instantly with that powerful wasp kill spray.
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rick_dagless wrote:There was a fire on the moors neat here recently, and they were stopped from spreading by trees planted 30 years ago, following a similar fire, which were placed for that very reason.
(not the big fire on Saddleworth that was in the news)
That would be Dave incinerating the older corpses to make way for the new.
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The nest is in the far reaches of the loft so not keen on trying to get to it. There is a crack in the brickwork just under the guttering where they go in, but I'd need a big ladder to reach it.
£50 isn't much to get someone in. Some big companies (had the same with a roofing company) charge way over the odds. I guess they figure they can live with fewer customers if each customer pays 5 times the price.
£50 isn't much to get someone in. Some big companies (had the same with a roofing company) charge way over the odds. I guess they figure they can live with fewer customers if each customer pays 5 times the price.
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lol Galted. So much blood and bone under Britain.
Layer upon layer of corpses over centuries.
Can't believe they're running out of cemetery plot space here. There's talk of digging up corpses, cadavers and bones and reburying them again.
However, you can miss out on a new plot if you don't pay an exorbitant fee to have the privilege of sharing some space with other corpses.
Layer upon layer of corpses over centuries.
Can't believe they're running out of cemetery plot space here. There's talk of digging up corpses, cadavers and bones and reburying them again.
However, you can miss out on a new plot if you don't pay an exorbitant fee to have the privilege of sharing some space with other corpses.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:
isn't much to get someone in. Some big companies (had the same with a roofing company) charge way over the odds. I guess they figure they can live with fewer customers if each customer pays 5 times the price.
Yeah... tell them to hop along and get someone for £50-75 as you say.
Some outfits will always try it on... so to speak.
The hide of them. Just smile and wave them goodbye.
Palindrome alert signal. Woop woop.... bang!
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Rentokil have quoted nearly £250 to treat my wasps nest. Most local firms do it for £50 - £75. I'm not paying Lahndahn prices.
I thought you'd get one of the housemaids to do it with a broom handle while you watched from the drawing room, G&T in hand.
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Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Rentokil have quoted nearly £250 to treat my wasps nest. Most local firms do it for £50 - £75. I'm not paying Lahndahn prices.
I thought you'd get one of the housemaids to do it with a broom handle while you watched from the drawing room, G&T in hand.
I do, but what's that got to do with getting rid of a wasps nest?
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I've had canola, it was not nice. So I've become a big fan of Irish butter.
Saw news of fires, all a bit new to me. I did my bit for the moisture of the land by doing a gym workout with a trainer today and having to throw up just as it ended. Their front door has a lovely aroma of my puke just by it. First impressions are key.
Saw news of fires, all a bit new to me. I did my bit for the moisture of the land by doing a gym workout with a trainer today and having to throw up just as it ended. Their front door has a lovely aroma of my puke just by it. First impressions are key.
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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I've had canola, it was not nice.
So you've already had to register with a local GP?
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I've had canola, it was not nice.
So you've already had to register with a local GP?
I haven't got Medicare yet, whisper it though. Don't rat me out. I trust you, Jules. Keep it a secret from the rest of em.
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My lips are sealed Dolph. It's strictly between you, me and Malcolm Turnbull.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Rentokil have quoted nearly £250 to treat my wasps nest. Most local firms do it for £50 - £75. I'm not paying Lahndahn prices.
I thought you'd get one of the housemaids to do it with a broom handle while you watched from the drawing room, G&T in hand.
I do, but what's that got to do with getting rid of a wasps nest?
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Full marks to Marx.
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Morning, Marxists.
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Gutentag Rick the slick. How goes it? We might see Jeff on here today he's been banned from Twitter for releasing candle themed sex tapes.
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Morning, mate, in exciting news, my local Chicken Cottage (from here on in known as "Chottage") packages up spicy mint sauce with their meals, dang tasty.
A rare Jeff sighting eh? Fingers crossed, could take us to the split in style.
A rare Jeff sighting eh? Fingers crossed, could take us to the split in style.
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https://youtu.be/fmoZEDgdjig
Here's something to whet your appetite, doner that wasn't involuntary donated from various offal. Maybe with that mint sauce a good days meal. The follow up video shows how it's cooked. Damn fine food. If you get some of that chilli sauce with this you might end up hosting the Shah family.
Here's something to whet your appetite, doner that wasn't involuntary donated from various offal. Maybe with that mint sauce a good days meal. The follow up video shows how it's cooked. Damn fine food. If you get some of that chilli sauce with this you might end up hosting the Shah family.
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You would be welcome anytime, though I can probably only seat around 10 ish of your harem/offspring, so you may have to be selective.
That recipe looks amazing to be fair.
That recipe looks amazing to be fair.
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Morning everyone at the Culinary Cup.
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Good morning Julius
Still got a bee in your bonnet over the wasps in your watchtower?
All recipes I select are amazing rick, just takes people bothering to make an to find out just how good they are.
Still got a bee in your bonnet over the wasps in your watchtower?
All recipes I select are amazing rick, just takes people bothering to make an to find out just how good they are.
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That stings, Shah.
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Repeatedly, so I hear.
There was an article about Drunken German wasps going around stinging people. I'm not sure if this was real or came from UKIP but it was a little bit amusing.
I also found something that all cc members would heartily enjoy even if it was fake.
https://twitter.com/JasonKirell/status/1029536067844800513?s=09
There was an article about Drunken German wasps going around stinging people. I'm not sure if this was real or came from UKIP but it was a little bit amusing.
I also found something that all cc members would heartily enjoy even if it was fake.
https://twitter.com/JasonKirell/status/1029536067844800513?s=09
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Mouth watering watching that meat getting sliced and those ingredients crushed, Shah.
I'd say that guy on tw*tter was a cheap replica US version of sean on a bender night out around the New Forest.
Full marks for his resourcefulness. Can't see much wrong with using the local fauna for breath testing purposes every now and then.
I'd say that guy on tw*tter was a cheap replica US version of sean on a bender night out around the New Forest.
Full marks for his resourcefulness. Can't see much wrong with using the local fauna for breath testing purposes every now and then.
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I have attempted to draw Jeff back from twitter, I feel it has fallen on deaf ears.
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He's become an attention seeker after his one successful thread on the boxing board.
Hullo TLD, how goes it. Watch the second part, should be close to your heart that rotisserie cooking over charcoal. Also you should look up alazan cooking in youtube for tips on good food.
Hullo TLD, how goes it. Watch the second part, should be close to your heart that rotisserie cooking over charcoal. Also you should look up alazan cooking in youtube for tips on good food.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry that's almazan kitchen
Will do. All good thanks Shah.
Sad about Aretha. I had the radio on last night when they started playing her songs. I knew it was bad news even when half asleep.
First... since you've been gone.
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Pal Joey wrote:
First...
Respect.
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Galted wrote:Pal Joey wrote:
First...
Respect.
Just a little bit.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:Pal Joey wrote:
First...
Respect.
Just a little bit.
Are you sure?
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Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:Pal Joey wrote:
First...
Respect.
Just a little bit.
Are you sure?
Sock it to me
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:Pal Joey wrote:
First...
Respect.
Just a little bit.
Are you sure?
Sock it to me
Ain't no way
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Morning, Notcherinos.
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Sicond only to the flaming fist of dagless.
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Pleasant weekend, Jules?
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Well fisted, chaps. I don't mind being tird to such a fine double act.
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You're the third stooge Galted.
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Top fringe jokes...
"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
"I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring" - Leo Kearse
"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed" - Olaf Falafel
"In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me" - Daniel Audritt
"What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?" - Flo and Joan
"I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts" - Darren Walsh
"Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project" - Justin Moorhouse
"I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it" - Adele Cliff
"Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman
"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time" - Laura Lexx
"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
"I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring" - Leo Kearse
"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed" - Olaf Falafel
"In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me" - Daniel Audritt
"What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?" - Flo and Joan
"I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts" - Darren Walsh
"Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project" - Justin Moorhouse
"I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it" - Adele Cliff
"Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman
"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time" - Laura Lexx
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I like 2, 3 and 5.
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Not sure if I am in poor humour today but they are down from previous years.
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Saying that, I can see "The Great British Break Off" entering my vernacular.
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They are getting poorer. I liked the jumpers one and the Jobcentre effort wasn't bad.
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Heeeey yooouuuuu guuuuyyyys.
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rick is becoming the Manchester City of the CC fisting league. Galted is now more like Leicester City.
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Good morning, Jules.
A guy in my team was complaining this morning as he and his friend are having tennis lessons, and they are not improving, but some guy who has just started, has.
Any top tips?
A guy in my team was complaining this morning as he and his friend are having tennis lessons, and they are not improving, but some guy who has just started, has.
Any top tips?
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Take up running.
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