The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **Galted** Thu 21 Feb 2019, 5:18 pm

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime
Then had biscuits and tea
And described what they could see
So that now SerialDAVE’s doing time

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Feb 2019, 11:30 am

There's a tea society meeting down under

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2019, 1:03 pm

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Feb 2019, 1:15 pm

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder
It'll break CC rules

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2019, 2:18 pm

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder
It'll break CC rules
And even offend Jules

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Feb 2019, 2:21 pm

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder
It'll break CC rules
And even offend Jules
So much that it make me want to chunder

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2019, 2:44 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2019, 2:46 pm

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 26 Feb 2019, 1:27 pm

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Feb 2019, 7:55 am

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss
And very much old school

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Feb 2019, 8:17 am

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss
And very much old school
The doddering old fool

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Feb 2019, 8:19 am

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss
And very much old school
The doddering old fool
He sure lacks that Millennial gloss

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 01 Mar 2019, 6:42 am

This momo irritant is annoying as hell

by **Afro** Fri 01 Mar 2019, 8:25 am

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell

by **Galted** Fri 01 Mar 2019, 8:39 am

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell
And the mouth is too wide

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 01 Mar 2019, 9:00 am

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell
And the mouth is too wide
The legs, you can't hide.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Mar 2019, 9:30 am

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell
And the mouth is too wide
The legs, you can't hide
Looks like Galtova, far as I can tell.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 04 Mar 2019, 8:34 am

False spring was fun whilst it lasted.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 04 Mar 2019, 9:18 am

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 04 Mar 2019, 9:42 am

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted
The fast starts this week.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 04 Mar 2019, 10:15 am

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted
The fast starts this week
So things look quite bleak

by **Pal Joey** Mon 04 Mar 2019, 10:22 am

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted
The fast starts this week
So things look quite bleak
Like an arse that has been sand-blasted

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 Mar 2019, 10:06 am

So who's giving up what, for Lent?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Mar 2019, 10:26 am

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Mar 2019, 11:10 am

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent
I'm giving up sanity

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Mar 2019, 1:06 pm

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent
I'm giving up sanity
But keeping the vanity

by **Galted** Wed 13 Mar 2019, 4:58 pm

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent
I'm giving up sanity
But keeping the vanity
I’m going to crap in a tent

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Mar 2019, 5:37 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Mar 2019, 8:06 am

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame.

by **Galted** Thu 14 Mar 2019, 11:26 am

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Mar 2019, 12:01 pm

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name
Many of them blow

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 11:25 am

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name
Many of them blow
Just for the show

by **Galted** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 12:02 pm

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name
Many of them blow
Just for the show
And you often can't tell if they came

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 12:07 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 12:07 pm

What about Cyclone Veronica?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 1:25 pm

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 2:32 pm

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.
Does she blow or suck?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 7:47 pm

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.
Does she blow or suck?
Or perhaps clusterf*ck?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Mar 2019, 8:11 pm

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.
Does she blow or suck?
Or perhaps clusterf*ck?
All I know is she's good on the harmonica

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Mar 2019, 2:53 pm

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?

by **Afro** Thu 28 Mar 2019, 3:50 pm

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Mar 2019, 3:51 pm

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?

by **Galted** Thu 28 Mar 2019, 6:33 pm

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?
Drinking or praying?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Mar 2019, 6:48 pm

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?
Drinking or praying?
Playing sex games while wearing lederhosen

by **Afro** Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:38 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?
Drinking or praying?
Playing sex games while wearing lederhosen

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes

by **Galted** Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:00 am

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:17 am

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats
Do they give you the horn?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:25 am

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats
Do they give you the horn?
Only combined with dwarf porn

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:33 am

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats
Do they give you the horn?
Only combined with dwarf porn
Sounds good, let me take down some notes.

by **Galted** Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:43 am

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