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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 11 Dec 2018, 09:25

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 13 May 2019, 13:28

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg
Another year of self pity

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 13 May 2019, 15:45

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg
Another year of self pity
Unlike Leicester City

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 13 May 2019, 22:22

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg
Another year of self pity
Unlike Leicester City
Who supposedly suffered from media fatigue
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 16 May 2019, 09:24

Leeds have bottled it as well

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 16 May 2019, 09:35

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell
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Post by Galted Thu 16 May 2019, 09:54

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell
Was funny as f*ck
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 21 May 2019, 10:27

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell
Was funny as f*ck
When an ice hockey puck

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 22 May 2019, 08:41

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell
Was funny as f*ck
When an ice hockey puck
Lodged up the arse of Cardinal Pell
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 06 Jun 2019, 07:34

F**k having word association top.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 06 Jun 2019, 08:26

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 06 Jun 2019, 09:04

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop
So let's all agree
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 06 Jun 2019, 09:08

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop
So let's all agree
Pochettino and Sarri

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Post by Galted Thu 06 Jun 2019, 09:25

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop
So let's all agree
Pochettino and Sarri
Set me up for a finish with Klopp
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 06 Jun 2019, 09:29

Laugh clap

How classy is Melania Trump?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 06 Jun 2019, 09:58

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 06 Jun 2019, 10:17

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump
Though she does get them out

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 06 Jun 2019, 10:45

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump
Though she does get them out
and her snatch has more clout
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 06 Jun 2019, 12:25

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump
Though she does get them out
and her snatch has more clout
Her husband is thick, orange and plump

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 20 Jun 2019, 10:13

Laugh
There once was a man from Dhaka
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 20 Jun 2019, 10:37

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 20 Jun 2019, 10:43

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca
And he taught them sitar
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 28 Jun 2019, 07:42

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca
And he taught them sitar
They taught him the guitar

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Post by Galted Fri 28 Jun 2019, 08:02

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca
And he taught them sitar
They taught him the guitar
But he sang like a dying Chewbacca
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 11 Jul 2019, 11:18

Can anyone give me a job?

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Post by Galted Fri 12 Jul 2019, 08:14

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 12 Jul 2019, 08:31

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob
I'll do my best

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 12 Jul 2019, 08:59

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob
I'll do my best
and not be a pest
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 12 Jul 2019, 09:29

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob
I'll do my best
and not be a pest
But I won't work for Galted, he's a knob.

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Post by Galted Fri 12 Jul 2019, 09:43

Laugh

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 12 Jul 2019, 09:47

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 12 Jul 2019, 09:54

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch
About a cat who's a dick

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 12 Jul 2019, 10:06

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch
About a cat who's a dick
and who has a short wick
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 12 Jul 2019, 10:32

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch
About a cat who's a dick
and who has a short wick
And an east Europe wife who's a snitch...


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Post by Galted Fri 12 Jul 2019, 11:13

Laugh

the limerick thread is on fire
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 12 Jul 2019, 13:11

the limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 12 Jul 2019, 13:47

the limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire
Just like sean in a hole

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 18 Jul 2019, 11:15

the limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire
Just like sean in a hole
Eating chips off a mole
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Post by Galted Thu 18 Jul 2019, 11:22

The limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire
Just like sean in a hole
Eating chips off a mole
By a sign that his arse is for hire
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 18 Jul 2019, 11:26

Laugh clap
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 24 Jul 2019, 07:55

So Boris is the new PM

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Post by Galted Wed 24 Jul 2019, 09:56

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 24 Jul 2019, 13:14

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im
In his old underpants
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 26 Jul 2019, 07:48

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im
In his old underpants
With his buffoonery bantz

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Post by Galted Fri 26 Jul 2019, 08:17

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im
In his old underpants
With his buffoonery bantz
and a hairstyle like Noel and Liam
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 02 Sep 2019, 13:43

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 02 Sep 2019, 15:28

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.

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Post by Galted Mon 02 Sep 2019, 15:43

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.
Well I'm all at sea
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 03 Sep 2019, 08:24

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.
Well I'm all at sea
I've just been for a wee.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 03 Sep 2019, 08:32

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.
Well I'm all at sea
I've just been for a wee.
With Dilyn... whilst Boris speaks.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 03 Sep 2019, 09:57

Anyone had any pet rats?

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