The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread
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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread
I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
The trouble with him, he's a prude
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I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread
I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
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I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
And what his wife does to me is quite rude
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
And what his wife does to me is quite rude
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how dare you discredit my wife!
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how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
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how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
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how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
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how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
From a dungeon somewhere near Fife.
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
From a dungeon somewhere near Fife.
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What's going on dear folk?
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What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
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What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
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What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
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What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
And calling Gayted a 'puff' isn't woke
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
And calling Gayted a 'puff' isn't woke
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I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
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I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
And what you and he did all last summer
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I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
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I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
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I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
and our rectums both needed a plumber
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
and our rectums both needed a plumber
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I hope that this thread isn't banned
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I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
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I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
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I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
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I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
Tino's back isn't it grand!
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
Tino's back isn't it grand!
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Think I might go for a drive
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Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
How many miles? 265?
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Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
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Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
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Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
So herd immunity has a chance to revive.
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
So herd immunity has a chance to revive.
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It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
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It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown (you might have to google Snowtown)
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown (you might have to google Snowtown)
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It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown [size=10](you might have to google Snowtown)
Lets stock up on pasta
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown [size=10](you might have to google Snowtown)
Lets stock up on pasta
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It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a
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It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a
Smile on an oversized clown.
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a
Smile on an oversized clown.
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That one only took a month to complete
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That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
Said the giant with two tiny feet
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That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
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That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance
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That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet
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JuliusHMarx wrote:
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet
l*l out loud!

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid.
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That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
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Enough with the off topic chat
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That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
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That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
Oh my God, I'm a kn0b, I blame Covid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
Oh my God, I'm a kn0b, I blame Covid
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Sill going! And still on point.
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Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
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Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
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Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
And remained inside her
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
And remained inside her
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