The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

[rIck_dAgless]

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I'm not feeling tippity top

[JuliusHMarx]

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude

[Galted]

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat

[rIck_dAgless]

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat

[JuliusHMarx]

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
And what his wife does to me is quite rude

[Galted]

how dare you discredit my wife!

[rIck_dAgless]

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!

[JuliusHMarx]

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova

[Galted]

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova

[Pal Joey]

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
From a dungeon somewhere near Fife.

[rIck_dAgless]

What's going on dear folk?

[JuliusHMarx]

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke

[Pal Joey]

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing

[rIck_dAgless]

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing

[JuliusHMarx]

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
And calling Gayted a 'puff' isn't woke

[Galted]

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer

[JuliusHMarx]

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer

[Galted]

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters

[JuliusHMarx]

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's

[Galted]

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
and our rectums both needed a plumber

[JuliusHMarx]

[Galted]

I hope that this thread isn't banned

[JuliusHMarx]

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land

[Pal Joey]

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew

[JuliusHMarx]

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true

[rIck_dAgless]

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
Tino's back isn't it grand!

[Pal Joey]

Think I might go for a drive

[JuliusHMarx]

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?

[Pal Joey]

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions

[JuliusHMarx]

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions

[Pal Joey]

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
So herd immunity has a chance to revive.

[JuliusHMarx]

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown

[Pal Joey]

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown (you might have to google Snowtown)

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