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Post by rIck_dAgless on Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 06 Apr 2020, 1:29 pm

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude

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Post by Galted on Mon 06 Apr 2020, 2:56 pm

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
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Post by rIck_dAgless on Tue 07 Apr 2020, 8:38 am

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 07 Apr 2020, 11:16 am

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
And what his wife does to me is quite rude

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Post by Galted on Tue 07 Apr 2020, 11:52 am

how dare you discredit my wife!
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Post by rIck_dAgless on Tue 07 Apr 2020, 12:31 pm

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 07 Apr 2020, 2:40 pm

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova

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Post by Galted on Tue 07 Apr 2020, 4:46 pm

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 08 Apr 2020, 9:32 am

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
From a dungeon somewhere near Fife.
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Post by rIck_dAgless on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 7:39 am

What's going on dear folk?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 11:39 am

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 12:30 pm

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
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Post by rIck_dAgless on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 1:50 pm

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 1:56 pm

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
And calling Gayted a 'puff' isn't woke

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Post by Galted on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 3:36 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 4:27 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer

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Post by Galted on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 5:32 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 6:10 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's

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Post by Galted on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 6:32 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
and our rectums both needed a plumber
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 6:42 pm

Laugh Laugh

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Post by Galted on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 7:28 pm

clap

I hope that this thread isn't banned
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 10:13 pm

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 16 Apr 2020, 11:32 pm

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 04 May 2020, 10:00 pm

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true

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Post by rIck_dAgless on Tue 05 May 2020, 8:10 am

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
Tino's back isn't it grand!

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 26 May 2020, 8:25 am

Think I might go for a drive
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 27 May 2020, 2:07 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 27 May 2020, 3:49 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 27 May 2020, 4:00 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 27 May 2020, 4:09 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
So herd immunity has a chance to revive.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 20 Jul 2020, 11:50 am

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 20 Jul 2020, 12:09 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown (you might have to google Snowtown)
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Tue 18 Aug 2020, 9:27 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown [size=10](you might have to google Snowtown)
Lets stock up on pasta

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 25 Aug 2020, 1:14 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 25 Aug 2020, 3:16 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a
Smile on an oversized clown.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 25 Aug 2020, 3:35 pm

clap

That one only took a month to complete

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 26 Aug 2020, 9:15 am

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 2:10 pm

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 4:16 pm

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 5:02 pm

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 5:08 pm

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Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet

l*l out loud!

Shocked

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid.

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Post by Galted on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 7:19 pm

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 7:31 pm

Enough with the off topic chat

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Post by Galted on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 8:29 pm

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 9:43 pm

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
Oh my God, I'm a kn0b, I blame Covid

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Post by Galted on Thu 08 Oct 2020, 10:07 pm

Laugh clap
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Post by rIck_dAgless on Wed 14 Oct 2020, 9:16 am

Sill going! And still on point.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 14 Oct 2020, 9:26 am

Sill going!  And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 14 Oct 2020, 9:48 am

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 14 Oct 2020, 9:53 am

Sill going!  And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
And remained inside her

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