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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:08 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:31 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:40 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous
Or your harm will be grievous

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Post by Galted Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:59 pm

Five lines, and they must rhyme
And a sixth is considered a crime
But first finish the previous
Or your harm will be grievous
And for you there will be no 'next time'
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Nov 2020, 1:15 pm

Laugh clap
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 10 Nov 2020, 1:19 pm

Great work Galted, old chum

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Nov 2020, 1:20 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 10 Nov 2020, 1:47 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer

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Post by Just John Tue 10 Nov 2020, 1:54 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer
Who’s his employer?

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Nov 2020, 2:07 pm

Great work Galted, old chum
Oh rIck, are you totally dumb?
Well he is a lawyer
Who’s his employer?
Some old plonker whose pecker is numb
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Post by Just John Tue 10 Nov 2020, 2:13 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 10 Nov 2020, 2:47 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky

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Post by Just John Tue 10 Nov 2020, 2:49 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky
The bounce was tricky

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 10 Nov 2020, 3:23 pm

Some old plonker, whose pecker is numb
Played cricket with Jules, and had such fun
The wicket was sticky
The bounce was tricky
I was out lbw, plumb.

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Post by Just John Tue 10 Nov 2020, 3:35 pm

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 11 Nov 2020, 5:36 am

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 11 Nov 2020, 7:48 am

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John
So let's open a Moët & Chandon
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Post by Just John Wed 11 Nov 2020, 11:32 am

I was out lbw, plumb
Seven runs, short of a ton
Well, this is a new twist, John
So let's open a Moët & Chandon
Next in bat, Michael Lumb

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Post by Galted Wed 11 Nov 2020, 11:38 am

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 11 Nov 2020, 11:53 am

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Nov 2020, 11:54 am

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 11 Nov 2020, 12:05 pm

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
By not quite rhyming each line
The man is a rogue
The new way is in vogue

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Post by Just John Wed 11 Nov 2020, 12:15 pm

Just John's revolutionised rhyme
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The new way is in vogue
I know you’ll all come round in time

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:05 am

Sooty and cummins are going.

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Post by Galted Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:40 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:54 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Nov 2020, 10:00 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play
Only on a Friday

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 13 Nov 2020, 10:04 am

Sooty and cummins are going
PJ's in his Speedos a-mowing
The orcas at play
Only on a Friday
And next door the neighbours are rowing.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:27 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:43 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:56 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:18 am

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
Or dip your finger in her fruit flan
Or tattoo her tits
Or Brazillian her bits

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 27 Nov 2020, 12:02 pm

At Xmas, don't hug your Nan
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Or tattoo her tits
Or Brazillian her bits
When she's doing her best can-can.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 30 Nov 2020, 3:23 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 30 Nov 2020, 3:34 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Nov 2020, 3:36 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not

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Post by superflyweight Mon 30 Nov 2020, 3:42 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not
But there's white stuff on her bot

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 30 Nov 2020, 4:23 pm

Die Hard is a Xmas film
Die Hard 2 is a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures is not
But there's white stuff on her bot
That looks like it's some kind of film.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 01 Dec 2020, 9:13 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 01 Dec 2020, 10:36 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 10:40 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be

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Post by Galted Tue 01 Dec 2020, 11:03 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be
and Back to the Future part III
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 01 Dec 2020, 11:29 am

Die hard 3 is not a Xmas film
Die Hard 4.0 is not a Xmas film
Athletically Anal Adventures could be
and Back to the Future part III
And that looks like some kind of film

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Post by superflyweight Tue 01 Dec 2020, 12:11 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 12:31 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 01 Dec 2020, 12:41 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 12:57 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?
It's not even a good film

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 01 Dec 2020, 12:59 pm

Back to the Future part III is not a christmas movie
Nor is it a Christmas movie
But is it an Xmas film?
It's not even a good film
But it is some kind of movie

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Post by Galted Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:01 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:04 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John.

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