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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:10 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John
Where has John gone?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:24 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John
Where has John gone?
Has John gone?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 01 Dec 2020, 1:26 pm

this thread is quite sh*t without John
Isn't it just, John
Where has John gone?
Has John gone?
Yes, gone has John

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:11 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:36 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:53 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone
He's just gone, has John

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:58 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone
He's just gone, has John
Has John gone to the john?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 01 Dec 2020, 2:59 pm

Does anyone know where John's gone?
I didn't even know John had gone
He's just gone, has John
Has John gone to the john?
Yes, John has just gone to the john

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:01 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?

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Post by Just John Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:07 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:07 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back
It's John! He's not gone.

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Post by Galted Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:11 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back
It's John! He's not gone.
come on Tino, let's move on
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Post by superflyweight Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:39 pm

Let's get this thing back on track?
Don’t worry, because I’m back
It's John! He's not gone.
come on Tino, let's move on
becuase I'm worried about this growth on my sack

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 01 Dec 2020, 3:56 pm

Is it one lump or two?

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Post by superflyweight Tue 01 Dec 2020, 4:05 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few

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Post by Galted Tue 01 Dec 2020, 5:57 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few
my b*llocks clang
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Post by Just John Tue 01 Dec 2020, 6:03 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few
my b*llocks clang
on my way to Pyongyang

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Post by Galted Tue 01 Dec 2020, 6:18 pm

Is it one lump or two?
It's more like a few
my b*llocks clang
on my way to Pyongyang
because I hop like a red kangaroo
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 02 Dec 2020, 9:19 am

Was John just back for one day?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2020, 10:53 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?

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Post by Galted Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:02 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?
is he watching a film?
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:03 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?
is he watching a film?
A Christmas film?

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Post by superflyweight Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:12 am

Was John just back for one day?
Has Just John once again gone away?
is he watching a film?
A Christmas film?
Some sh!te like Jingle All the Way?

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Post by superflyweight Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:13 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:18 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:19 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge
One that is purple

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:23 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge
One that is purple
That I said to the cur "pull"

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 02 Dec 2020, 11:42 am

At Christmas they used to give oranges
I'd rather have a lozenge
One that is purple
That I said to the cur "pull"
And we pulled the door off its door hinges

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 03 Dec 2020, 8:25 am

There once was a man from Nantucket

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Dec 2020, 8:50 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Dec 2020, 9:14 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket
Then once a week

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 03 Dec 2020, 9:53 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket
Then once a week
When the stench was at peak

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Dec 2020, 10:17 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
who collected his stools in a bucket
Then once a week
When the stench was at peak
He'd use a trebucket to chuck it

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 03 Dec 2020, 12:15 pm

Sh1t on here today

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Post by Just John Thu 03 Dec 2020, 12:43 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 03 Dec 2020, 12:46 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say
It's better now John's back

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Dec 2020, 1:10 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say
It's better now John's back
this rhyme's meter is cack
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Dec 2020, 1:56 pm

Sh1t on here today
Not sure what to say
It's better now John's back
this rhyme's meter is cack
And the rhyming itself is totally rubbish

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Dec 2020, 2:29 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 03 Dec 2020, 2:56 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Dec 2020, 3:00 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna rip off my vest

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 03 Dec 2020, 3:02 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna rip off my vest
And fail the drug test

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Dec 2020, 3:04 pm

Hulkamania is running wild on you.
So tell me brother, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna rip off my vest
And fail the drug test
I forgot to take my fake urine into the loo.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Dec 2020, 11:18 am

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Post by Just John Wed 09 Dec 2020, 11:47 am

There once was a dentist in Brussels
Who had daily dental plaque tussles

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Dec 2020, 12:00 pm

There once was a dentist in Brussels
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When in walked a Boris
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Post by Just John Wed 09 Dec 2020, 2:36 pm

There once was a dentist in Brussels
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When in walked a Boris
Foaming from an orifice

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 09 Dec 2020, 3:30 pm

There once was a dentist in Brussels
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When in walked a Boris
Foaming from an orifice
With several blow-up Darcy Bussells

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 16 Dec 2020, 8:48 am

We are heading to a lockdown Christmas.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 16 Dec 2020, 9:31 am

We are heading to a lockdown Christmas
So can't blame the turkey for being listless
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