The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by Guest Thu 17 Dec 2020, 9:54 am

We are heading to a lockdown Christmas
So can't blame the turkey for being listless
Let’s just get this one over with

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Dec 2020, 10:19 am

We are heading to a lockdown Christmas
So can't blame the turkey for being listless
Let’s just get this one over with
With no fuss or mopoke pith

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Dec 2020, 11:02 am

We are heading to a lockdown Christmas
So can't blame the turkey for being listless
Let’s just get this one over with
With no fuss or mopoke pith
And definitely no unwarranted stiffness.

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2020, 10:40 am

Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3, Tier 4

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Dec 2020, 10:53 am

Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3, Tier 4
Hold your breath and lock the door

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 22 Dec 2020, 11:57 am

Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3, Tier 4
Hold your breath and lock the door
Or break the rules

by Guest Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:09 pm

Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3, Tier 4
Hold your breath and lock the door
Or break the rules
That’s stupid, Jules

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:13 pm

Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3, Tier 4
Hold your breath and lock the door
Or break the rules
That’s stupid, Jules
I'm reporting you to Christiane Amanpour!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 23 Dec 2020, 7:01 am

Have a great xmas, Limerick dudes.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:11 am

Have a great xmas, Limerick dudes
Eat turkey, and take lots of 'ludes

by **Galted** Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:31 am

Have a great xmas, Limerick dudes
Eat turkey, and take lots of 'ludes
and if a dude is from Cork?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:38 am

Have a great xmas, Limerick dudes
Eat turkey, and take lots of 'ludes
and if a dude is from Cork?
Or even from York?

by **Galted** Wed 23 Dec 2020, 1:26 pm

Have a great xmas, Limerick dudes
Eat turkey, and take lots of 'ludes
and if a dude is from Cork?
Or even from York?
he suffers from low aptitudes

by Guest Sun 27 Dec 2020, 11:42 am

2020, the end is nigh

by **superflyweight** Wed 30 Dec 2020, 3:21 pm

2020, the end is nigh
It's snowing again, oh my

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 30 Dec 2020, 3:32 pm

2020, the end is nigh
It's snowing again, oh my
And we're in tier 4

by **Galted** Wed 30 Dec 2020, 5:51 pm

2020, the end is nigh
It's snowing again, oh my
And we're in tier 4
Poor Tino's no more

by **Pal Joey** Thu 31 Dec 2020, 12:00 pm

2020, the end is nigh
It's snowing again, oh my
And we're in tier 4
Poor Tino's no more
His pork sword, pointing at sky.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 07 Jan 2021, 10:43 am

This year is making a bid for the crown

by lostinwales Thu 07 Jan 2021, 11:12 am

This year is making a bid for the crown
All the while Trump doubles down

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 07 Jan 2021, 1:04 pm

This year is making a bid for the crown
All the while Trump doubles down
Olympus has fallen.

by **Galted** Thu 07 Jan 2021, 1:47 pm

This year is making a bid for the crown
All the while Trump doubles down
Olympus has fallen
The off-licence is callin'

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 07 Jan 2021, 2:12 pm

This year is making a bid for the crown
All the while Trump doubles down
Olympus has fallen
The off-licence is callin'
Can Trumpism be called a noun?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 12 Jan 2021, 12:27 pm

I'm thinking it's time to impeach

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Jan 2021, 12:40 pm

I'm thinking it's time to impeach
It's the only conclusion to reach

by **Galted** Tue 12 Jan 2021, 2:43 pm

I'm thinking it's time to impeach
It's the only conclusion to reach
What's Biden done wrong?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 12 Jan 2021, 2:49 pm

I'm thinking it's time to impeach
It's the only conclusion to reach
What's Biden done wrong?
He sniffed Kamala's thong

by **Galted** Tue 12 Jan 2021, 3:08 pm

I'm thinking it's time to impeach
It's the only conclusion to reach
What's Biden done wrong?
He sniffed Kamala's thong
Is that true or a figure of speech?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 12 Jan 2021, 3:29 pm

That depends if you ask QAnon

by **Galted** Wed 13 Jan 2021, 7:59 am

That depends if you ask QAnon
is a bugger to rhyme upon

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 13 Jan 2021, 2:25 pm

That depends if you ask QAnon
is a bugger to rhyme upon
They are full of weird theories

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Jan 2021, 2:43 pm

That depends if you ask QAnon
is a bugger to rhyme upon
They are full of weird theories
From their tin foil eyries

by **Galted** Wed 13 Jan 2021, 3:09 pm

That depends if you ask QAnon
is a bugger to rhyme upon
They are full of weird theories
From their tin foil eyries
The Democrats' win was a con

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 13 Jan 2021, 5:19 pm

Is Just John part of QAnon?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Jan 2021, 5:30 pm

Is Just John part of QAnon?
I think QAnon IS Just John!

by **Galted** Wed 13 Jan 2021, 6:56 pm

Is Just John part of QAnon?
I think QAnon IS Just John!
what about Rick?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 13 Jan 2021, 8:29 pm

Is Just John part of QAnon?
I think QAnon IS Just John!
what about Rick?
He's just a d*ck

by **Galted** Thu 14 Jan 2021, 7:51 am

Is Just John part of QAnon?
I think QAnon IS Just John!
what about Rick?
He's just a d*ck
but they say that he spies for Iran

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:16 am

Gayidan I've been busted, Khaye mal

by Guest Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:29 am

Gayidan I've been busted, Khaye mal
Time to lay off the liquor, pal

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:41 am

Gayidan I've been busted, Khaye mal
Time to lay off the liquor, pal
You don't want a fatwa

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:42 am

Gayidan I've been busted, Khaye mal
Time to lay off the liquor, pal
You don't want a fatwa
I prefer mine thin, laa

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Jan 2021, 11:47 am

Gayidan I've been busted, Khaye mal
Time to lay off the liquor, pal
You don't want a fatwa
I prefer mine thin, laa
This is all getting quite comical

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Jan 2021, 2:09 pm

Sea Shanty's are trending again.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Jan 2021, 2:34 pm

Sea Shanty's are trending again.
Sung by rugged hairy-chested men.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:14 am

Sea Shanty's are trending again.
Sung by rugged hairy-chested men.
This time, by lads in skinny jeans

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:08 am

Sea Shanty's are trending again.
Sung by rugged hairy-chested men.
This time, by lads in skinny jeans
Who live on a diet of Peek Freans

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jan 2021, 2:40 pm

Sea Shanty's are trending again.
Sung by rugged hairy-chested men.
This time, by lads in skinny jeans
Who live on a diet of Peek Freans
Garibaldis get ten out of ten

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:55 am

I've michaelsed the limerick thread

by **superflyweight** Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:39 pm

I've michaelsed the limerick thread
Because half the posters are dead

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