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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by lostinwales Fri 03 Dec 2021, 12:52 am

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 07 Dec 2021, 6:14 am

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home
And open this text message from Tim Paine
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Dec 2021, 10:40 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 07 Dec 2021, 11:05 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
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Post by Guest Wed 08 Dec 2021, 9:39 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 08 Dec 2021, 10:07 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Dec 2021, 3:44 pm

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun
Any English optimism crashes.

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Post by lostinwales Wed 08 Dec 2021, 4:00 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Dec 2021, 4:29 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one

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Post by Guest Sun 12 Dec 2021, 10:27 am

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun 12 Dec 2021, 5:19 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)

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Post by Galted Sun 12 Dec 2021, 5:39 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)
and I've heard Atila's a Hun
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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun 12 Dec 2021, 5:58 pm

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker

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Post by Guest Mon 13 Dec 2021, 8:36 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker

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Post by Galted Mon 13 Dec 2021, 9:17 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 13 Dec 2021, 11:11 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay
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Post by Guest Wed 15 Dec 2021, 9:37 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chain-smoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay
While singin’, Livin' La Vida Loca

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 15 Dec 2021, 9:38 am

Laugh
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:01 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:10 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:27 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:35 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:39 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust
I'm turned on by a palate that's cleft

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:50 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:08 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:28 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back


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Post by Galted Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:42 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:44 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
My word, she really is quite lenient.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:44 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
I find that it's quite an alleviant

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:46 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt.

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Jan 2022, 5:53 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Jan 2022, 5:58 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Jan 2022, 8:08 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Jan 2022, 8:17 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds
And I may even catch 50 C*nt

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:50 am

Clever word play Jules, you rotter

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