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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:25 am

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Post by lostinwales Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:52 am

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Dec 07, 2021 6:14 am

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home
And open this text message from Tim Paine
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Dec 07, 2021 10:40 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Dec 07, 2021 11:05 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
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Post by Guest Wed Dec 08, 2021 9:39 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:07 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:44 pm

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun
Any English optimism crashes.

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Post by lostinwales Wed Dec 08, 2021 4:00 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Dec 08, 2021 4:29 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one

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Post by Guest Sun Dec 12, 2021 10:27 am

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun Dec 12, 2021 5:19 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)

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Post by Galted Sun Dec 12, 2021 5:39 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)
and I've heard Atila's a Hun
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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun Dec 12, 2021 5:58 pm

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker

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Post by Guest Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:36 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker

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Post by Galted Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:17 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day
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Post by Pal Joey Mon Dec 13, 2021 11:11 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay
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Post by Guest Wed Dec 15, 2021 9:37 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chain-smoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay
While singin’, Livin' La Vida Loca

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Dec 15, 2021 9:38 am

Laugh
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:01 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:10 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:27 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just

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Post by Galted Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:35 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:39 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust
I'm turned on by a palate that's cleft

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:50 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant

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Post by Galted Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:08 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:28 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back


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Post by Galted Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:42 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:44 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
My word, she really is quite lenient.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:44 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
I find that it's quite an alleviant

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:46 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt.

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Post by Galted Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:53 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:58 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds

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Post by Galted Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:08 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Jan 13, 2022 8:17 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds
And I may even catch 50 C*nt

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 14, 2022 8:50 am

Clever word play Jules, you rotter

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Feb 08, 2022 3:53 pm

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Feb 08, 2022 3:57 pm

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:02 pm

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns
Will you knead my buns?

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Post by lostinwales Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns
Will you knead my buns?
They are being served with a pig's trotter

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Feb 08, 2022 7:21 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Feb 08, 2022 8:23 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
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Post by Galted Tue Feb 08, 2022 8:53 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in


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Post by Pal Joey Tue Feb 08, 2022 9:20 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in
and attacked Errol Flynn
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Feb 08, 2022 9:46 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in
and attacked Errol Flynn
and Zorro said LiW was a scrote.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:31 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:38 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:44 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:50 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter
Just ask Sepp Blatter
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:56 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter
Just ask Sepp Blatter
I'm not talking to that corrupt tw*t.


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Post by Pal Joey Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:05 am

OK

I once met a girl from Ukraine
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