The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

[rIck_dAgless]

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I'm not feeling tippity top

[rIck_dAgless]

The split is due up on this thread

[JuliusHMarx]

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?

[Mind the windows Tino.]

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking

[rIck_dAgless]

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking
Do you want some shoes nicking?

[Galted]

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking
Do you want some shoes nicking?
And a chicken to keep you well-fed?

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret

[Galted]

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?

[rIck_dAgless]

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret

[Pal Joey]

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette

[JuliusHMarx]

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette
I'd rather eat chips off a suffragette.

[Galted]

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette
I'd rather eat chips off a suffragette.

[rIck_dAgless]

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji

[Pal Joey]

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi

[JuliusHMarx]

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce

[Pal Joey]

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse

[JuliusHMarx]

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse
I can't even be heard through a shoji

[Galted]

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse
I can't even be heard through a shoji

[Mind the windows Tino.]

It had pincers like a forklift truck

[Galted]

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck

[Mind the windows Tino.]

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends

[JuliusHMarx]

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends
But here we're all friends

[Galted]

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends
But here we're all friends
Just like Stipe, Mills, Bill Berry and Buck

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I would have ended with a f*ck

[Galted]

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?

[superflyweight]

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?
He paid her in Yen

[Galted]

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?
He paid her in Yen
But I made do with a tramp and a suck

[superflyweight]

That tramp has PTSD

[Mind the windows Tino.]

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD

[JuliusHMarx]

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?

[superflyweight]

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?
He ain't no ho'

[JuliusHMarx]

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?
He ain't no ho'
But fairly sure he's LBGT

[Pal Joey]

It's an endless, upward spiral,

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