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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:25 pm

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed May 04, 2022 4:47 pm

The split is due up on this thread

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 04, 2022 4:57 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed May 04, 2022 5:20 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed May 04, 2022 5:31 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking
Do you want some shoes nicking?

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Post by Galted Wed May 04, 2022 5:57 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking
Do you want some shoes nicking?
And a chicken to keep you well-fed?
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed May 04, 2022 5:59 pm

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret

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Post by Galted Wed May 04, 2022 8:28 pm

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu May 05, 2022 12:42 pm

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret

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Post by Pal Joey Thu May 05, 2022 12:52 pm

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 05, 2022 1:16 pm

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette
I'd rather eat chips off a suffragette.

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Post by Galted Thu May 05, 2022 1:29 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette
I'd rather eat chips off a suffragette.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri May 06, 2022 12:20 pm

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji

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Post by Pal Joey Fri May 06, 2022 12:45 pm

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri May 06, 2022 12:46 pm

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce

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Post by Pal Joey Fri May 06, 2022 12:49 pm

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri May 06, 2022 12:52 pm

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse
I can't even be heard through a shoji

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Post by Galted Fri May 06, 2022 1:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse
I can't even be heard through a shoji

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 06, 2022 3:54 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck

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Post by Galted Fri May 06, 2022 4:31 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 06, 2022 6:19 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri May 06, 2022 7:01 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends
But here we're all friends

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Post by Galted Fri May 06, 2022 7:17 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends
But here we're all friends
Just like Stipe, Mills, Bill Berry and Buck
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon May 09, 2022 12:55 pm

Laugh

I would have ended with a f*ck

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Post by Galted Mon May 09, 2022 2:11 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon May 09, 2022 5:36 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?

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Post by superflyweight Mon May 09, 2022 6:09 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?
He paid her in Yen

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Post by Galted Mon May 09, 2022 6:28 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?
He paid her in Yen
But I made do with a tramp and a suck
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Post by superflyweight Fri May 13, 2022 4:33 pm

That tramp has PTSD

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 13, 2022 5:19 pm

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun May 15, 2022 12:08 am

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?

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Post by superflyweight Mon May 16, 2022 12:02 pm

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?
He ain't no ho'

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon May 16, 2022 12:20 pm

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?
He ain't no ho'
But fairly sure he's LBGT

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Post by Pal Joey Tue May 17, 2022 1:56 pm

It's an endless, upward spiral,
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