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That should do it.

Just making the noon cut-off, that’s a relief.

Are we allowed to post in the afternoon? If not, admin, delete...

You can, but it only counts as a pm post.

Good morning, gents, did everyone survive Valentine's Day?  Or was it a massacre?

Fist

Morning rick.
Busy weekend ahead. Attending a quiz this evening, auditioning potential cast for the next play tomorrow, first tennis league match for 6 months on Sunday.
Anyone else doing anything?

I meant biscuits. I don’t drink bourbon, consider myself too young.

Crikey, that is action packed indeed! Just a local pub quiz? Which play are you auditioning for? Have you warmed up/practiced properly? So many questions.

Nope, around at a friends tonight who struggles to get out of the house to busy places, so chilling and having a few beers.

Then the rest of the weekend is a chilled one, which is nice.

Quiz is at the tennis club, although the main bar is run by the cricket section, who get a quiz guy in every month.
I'm not being auditioned, I'm doing the auditioning - for this - https://www.freespirittheatre.co.uk/lightdelay - I'm the producer.

Cool, the link is being blocked by my works proxy, but I will forward it to my phone to have a look.

Are there any inter sport rivalries, in the quiz?

I think tennis have only ever won once, maybe twice.

That's not your fault.

Nice bunch of creatives.

Morning, chaps.

Fist.

Morning ricko.

Classic Monday sicond.

Nice split post on the politics thread, Jules.

Morning Ricko & Jules.
Just hosing the lawns in half darkness. Nice fullish moon out there.

Just had a look at it, if there's ever a countdown of the hundred greatest thread splits with celebrities discussing their favourites this one will probably be top 15.

5. Civic - being top.

Morning, Galts/Peej, another super moon tomorrow, we will have a normal moon at some point, I blame Brexit.

rick_dagless wrote:5.  Civic - being top.

Morning, Galts/Peej, another super moon tomorrow, we will have a normal moon at some point, I blame Brexit.

Yes. I also blame Donald Tusk and the Greens for their lack of response to the issue.

We never have a "Super Sun" Racist if you ask me.

Well, well, well... look who's on fist.

Morning to you all.

Antipodean sicond.

Rick must have accidentally locked himself in the bathroom or is busy watching someone else getting their marching orders at work already.

Morning, chaps.

Working away today so just popping in, in case any z lister has popped their clogs.

I'm still alive so Rick is not Galted.

And neither of us is Karl Lagerfeld.

Galted wrote:And neither of us is Karl Lagerfeld.

More like Karl f*cking Hi-Tec.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:And neither of us is Karl Lagerfeld.

More like Karl f*cking Hi-Tec.  

How’re you getting on with your gloves?

I can't get the purchase I need.

You don't need to purchase if you have gloves, you leave no prints.

FIST. Gutentag Notcherinos

Zweite. What's cooking Shah?

Nothing much lately, oats and bananas and bread. What about you how are things?

Good thanks. Similar staple diet... but trying to eat less bread. It's hard to resist though.

Things are going quite well. Interesting times with the end of summer approaching, state and federal elections March and May respectively.
In my spare time I sometimes catch up on Brexit, US and Asian politics.

Morning all. I've had a bowl of cereal and two coffees and soon I will be off to have a giant sh*t.

I'm glad I'm not the Thames Estuary.

Here, they've tested the sewers in 58 locations... and created a real time sh!t map out of the findings. All our poo is now completely logged.

Haha, excellent punning.

I see that 'fly and Julius are bullying the lesser 'fly on the Off Topic again.

Yeah. I read some of that early this morning whilst having a coffee. I went back about 3 pages to get a feel for the thread... a bit of context.
Dutes is getting some boots up his arse as well. He's quite a glutton for Jules' punishment it seems. My money is on the Director. He is psychic.

Just had a spiced stem ginger biscuit to dunk in my tea, nice.

Fist

Second. Doomsday Loometh. How goes it rick the wick?

Going well cheers mate, how is the job? Or are you still putting the isis into mid life crisis?

LOL out loud out loud. No same problems earning a lot of money relative to the work but don't want to leave my apparently brexitproof Job at the moment until there's something more lucrative and lively available in the aftermath.

What about you? Are you still doing that thing where you are married but pretending you are not and is the new field in which you grew your f*cks due to be left fallow anytime soon?

Pretty much tbh, mate. Loads of voluntary redundancies here at the moment, so big old sense of ennui and tough to get things done. But my old skool boss is fecking off, which is fertilizing the field in which I grow my f**ks.

Which is nice.

Apart from that I had to buy some curtains instead of a pool table, which f**ked me off as I had no valid argument against Mrs D, being an adult sucks...

rick_dagless wrote:Pretty much tbh, mate.  Loads of voluntary redundancies here at the moment, so big old sense of ennui and tough to get things done.  But my old skool boss is fecking off, which is fertilizing the field in which I grow my f**ks.

Which is nice.

Apart from that I had to buy some curtains instead of a pool table, which f**ked me off as I had no valid argument against Mrs D, being an adult sucks...

https://www.bcetablesports.com/online-store/BCE-6Ft-3in1-Vertical-Folding-Pool-Table-p119700850?gclid=Cj0KCQiAtbnjBRDBARIsAO3zDl8QQ8YCaeCQVju2VMTwKfGvfJ_3HfYfYiWyX3BuA1kMfldA3d6erY4aAusSEALw_wcB

Get one of these, will extend the amount of time you use it and it will stay out of the way which is probably all your missus cares about. Are you angling for the boss job or are you just delighted that the fecker is sodding off so you can get in someone halfway competent?

It will be probably one of these

https://www.homeleisuredirect.com/pool_tables/pool_dining_tables/?msclkid=b29c03390f1c13b035ae5f577aa838ff&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=SS%20-%20Search%20-%20Pool%20Tables%20-%20Dining&utm_term=pool%20dining%20table&utm_content=Pool%20Dining%20Tables%20-%20Exact

As I can blag it as serviceable furniture with any luck...

Bit of both TBH as it is a redundancy his role will be gone which means that a similar role should open up that I can jump into, possibly. But mainly just glad the silly old c**t is off as his style winds pretty much everyone up.

I am just starting to recruit and wondering is putting a bikini round in there is bad form, what do you think?

A bikini round? Wait for those that catch your eye then just slap them with your c*ck until they say they will marry you. That way you get fine huge titted birds and you get their wages as well.

Those are pretty nice tables I particularly like the walnut one

Once had a girl attach a photo alongside her CV when applying for a job in my team. She was particularly good looking and a quick Google search revealed that she had recently been a finalist in Miss Scotland. HR were not impressed when I suggested a swimsuit round.

Tino would have been proud of your cyber-stalking.

If only he wasn't dead.

But he is.

Fist.