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This site has stopped rendering properly on my laptop, odd.

Fist.

Sensational sicond.

Have you tried smashing the keyboard with your right fist and shouting at it?

The A.Kiwi move?

I have, still not working so I am out of ideas.

You well?

Not bad, thanks, still awaiting a dry cough with death following shortly afterwards. How are things with you?

It's finally happening.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/northerners-and-southerners-to-settle-differences-with-massive-fight-20180608174037

rick_dagless wrote:This site has stopped rendering properly on my laptop, odd.

Fist.

A fist and a thread split. Congratulations Sir Rick of Dagless.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Lovely to see Superfly and I share the same favourite poem

Indeed. Albeit I excluded several limericks about young men from Nantucket.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:This site has stopped rendering properly on my laptop, odd.

Fist.

A fist and a thread split. Congratulations Sir Rick of Dagless.

Nice, cheers, Jules, I have not had one for a while, wish I had realised and put more effort it, but at least it is a Fist.

Unmichaelsing my split fist thanks, notches.

(Now that is a CC post)

Makes me proud to understand it. It's like a dying language spoken by only three old people in a remote Welsh village.

Bora da

Morning, Galts, we are the chosen... Maybe.

sean, how goes the sideline of being a Kloppalike?

More like terry nutkins at the moment.

How is lockdown. Have a barrister friend who is beginning to worry

Morning folks, I'm not Jill Gascoine ... is that right?

Glad to hear it GB.
Just as you'll be happy to hear I'm not Trevor Cherry.

sean, I think you'll find it's spelt 'barista'. Why is he only now starting to worry?

He's got a nasty coffee perhaps.

Lockdown is fine so far, sean, bit tedious, but work has not slowed.

That is spot on GB, nice.

I see Julius is fraternising with the rugby community, more impressively than I've managed so far.

Work is only slowing down a little bit for me but our firm is starting to suffer and everyone has been put on 4 day weeks so that we can avoid job losses. Slightly less than a 20% reduction in wages, but not spending any money anyway.

Sean - how's the gardening? My next door neighbour has a gardening business and he still seems pretty busy.

Mate does trials for people who can’t afford a lawyer. There is a name for it. Getting no government support so he said quite a few ‘practices’ are on the rocks.

Yep gardening unaffected thankfully. Got a puppy who will start doing the rounds with me soon

Obvs times hard for most. Lost a friend to this a few weeks ago. Only 43

We have furloughed a few but most are seeing that as a blessing

Pro bono work, sean.

That sucks about your friend, sorry to hear that.

Sorry to hear that sean. These are really tough times.

Fist of May fist.

May the fist be with you, peej

Sick

Denying Galted a tird.

Tird ag... damn you, Super!

Anyone seen the latest post in the Reykjavik thread in the Travel section?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Anyone seen the latest post in the Reykjavik thread in the Travel section?

Apologies, responded to it before I saw this one so it looks like you're referring to mine. Which, to be fair, is of an acceptable standard.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Anyone seen the latest post in the Reykjavik thread in the Travel section?

OK, not the latest one - that was just Galted. Meh.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Anyone seen the latest post in the Reykjavik thread in the Travel section?

OK, not the latest one - that was just Galted. Meh.

The previous one was a jaw dropper though.

Didn’t pop in and see us. Hearts are broken

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Didn’t pop in and see us. Hearts are broken

We're beneath Tino and Jeff.

He may have not have recognised the 'morning tea society', a lot of things have changed since he died.

High chance it was one of his kids trying to leave a digital footprint and convince us he's still alive

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:High chance it was one of his kids trying to leave a digital footprint and convince us he's still alive

Most likely to be used as evidence in a court case.

Could be a call for help, code...

Return of the fist

Sicond.

Possibly he hasn't mastered his afterlife powers. As he grows more familiar with life beyond the grave we might see longer posts.

Tird.

I'm just after an update on his Chilean tarantula... dead or alive.

Wouldn't surprise me if the Windows household was overrun by arthropods and the family members were all hollowed out and crumbling in the basement.

Yeah. I can see a detective poking his finger through what he believes to be decayed skin only to find hollowed out airspace inside the corpse... full of thousands of spiderlings.

Imagine the huge network of spider webs at the scene? Welcome to Arachnidopolis!

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Possibly he hasn't mastered his afterlife powers.  As he grows more familiar with life beyond the grave we might see longer posts.

I woudl have thought his first priority would be to help Demi Moore with her pottery.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Possibly he hasn't mastered his afterlife powers.  As he grows more familiar with life beyond the grave we might see longer posts.

I woudl have thought his first priority would be to help Demi Moore with her pottery.  

He'd be more likely to have his arms around Attenborough during a particularly poignant Life of Insects moment.

He will be on Animal Crossing, that or House of the Dead.

I'm sure he has his reasons for staying away, other than he couldn't be @rsed with any of us.

Chilean Rose is still going strong. It's a female, they live for ages. It will certainly outlive me (I'm not dead).

I can't believe how this placed has changed. From the Culture Cup rd 6 to a full on coffee morning.

I don't know if I'm proud or slightly angry.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.

Possibly he hasn't mastered his afterlife powers.  As he grows more familiar with life beyond the grave we might see longer posts.

I woudl have thought his first priority would be to help Demi Moore with her pottery.  

He'd be more likely to have his arms around Attenborough during a particularly poignant Life of Insects moment.

l*l

It certainly became a lot more civilized after Shah was killed in a targeted drone strike.

Are you still skiving off any real form of employment?

We have some part timers in here from time to time, peej has taken up from Shah babysitting me in the morning.

Hibbz still bangs in a cameo from time to time.