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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 29 Apr 2020, 7:21 am

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This site has stopped rendering properly on my laptop, odd.

Fist.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:21 pm

No wonder the people of Scotland hate you.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:37 pm

Ian Ward was a gimp.

Only time he was happy was when we forked out on his book.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:57 pm

superflyweight wrote:No wonder the people of Scotland hate you.  

It was only one Scottish person. And the fact he threw a bottle away rather than reclaim the 20p makes me think he wasn't Scottish at all.

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Post by Galted on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 1:28 pm

Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 2:04 pm

Galted wrote:Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.

What a bunch of Swansacks we are. (I added Canadians) You won't hear any unnecessary ululating from us... unless it directly affects us.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 2:15 pm

Galted wrote:Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.

There used to be a chap/young kid on the Boxing board called Strongback. Massive c*nt. Not in the Soul Requiem/Super_Insecure bracket of c*ntishness but not far off.

He was Oirish. Superfly used to go to town on him quite often. Truss used to get involved as well. Imagine that - a mick, a sweaty and a septic all going at it.

Sometimes the sexual tension was palpable.


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Post by Galted on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 3:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.

There used to be a chap/young kid on the Boxing board called Strongback. Massive c*nt. Not in the Soul Requiem/Super_Insecure bracket of c*ntishness but not far off.

He was Oirish. Superfly used to go to town on him quite often. Truss used to get involved as well. Imagine that - a mick, a sweaty and a septic all going at it.

Sometimes the sexual tension was palpable.  


I've missed a lot of collateral enjoyment by not being a boxing board regular. The name Strongback is familiar.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 24 Jun 2020, 4:51 pm

Sunshine is just right for burning ants with a magnifying glass, eh, Tino?

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Post by superflyweight on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 9:17 am

Strongfist!

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Post by Galted on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 9:24 am

Secret sicond.
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Post by superflyweight on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 9:31 am

I assume that Rick is late because he's squeezing the sweat out of his flat cap.

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Post by Galted on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:27 am

Either that or he's been cancelled by the Twitter trannies.
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 11:40 am

He's probably just dropped his double cone ice cream.
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Post by superflyweight on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 12:53 pm

We could see the fastest instance of an ice cream metling in Scotland today.  Would smash the previous record of 4.5 days.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:07 pm

Afternoon, all, I got tired pushing my hovis bike up cobbled streets, so I am late.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:20 pm

Oh yeah... right. You were seen swimming in a canal and your hair's still wet... so how do you explain that?
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:22 pm

That was probably a hotter otter.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:24 pm

rick_dagless wrote:That was probably a hotter otter.

Laugh

I heart otters. They're so slippery looking.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:35 pm

Yep basically wet puppies.

We have a resident mink here, my apts. are basically between a canal and a river, and you can see it swimming in the canal and checking you out from the sewer grates, like a cute pennywise.

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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:12 am

I'll temporarily occupy Rick's fist.

I worry about him when the weather's like this, conditions down the whippet mine must be intolerable.
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Post by superflyweight on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 10:56 am

Sicond.

Far too early for an unmichaelsing but there you go, that's what we've become.

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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:00 am

Cheers, Super, for 2 hours and 44 minutes I felt quite exposed and lonely.

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:04 am

Like my hampton on a long train journey.

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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:31 am

Belated congratulations on yesterday's ice-cream joke. It has joined the Galted nicked from 606v2 repertoire.
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Post by superflyweight on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:21 pm

Thanks for the love!

Where the hell are PJ and Rick today? If they start skipping days on here then all that is going to be left are the occasional visits from Tina's ghost.

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:52 pm

I'm here mate. Just winding down at the end of the week. I do feel like going into hibernation on these long cold winter nights. Maybe I'm part bear?
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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:46 pm

Glad to see you're well, PJ. The most frustrating part of Rick's absence is the lack of recently dead celebrities.
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Post by superflyweight on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 2:06 pm

We may have to concede that Rick might not be famous. Disappointing.

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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 2:22 pm

I imagine that he's something of a local celebrity being northern and able to use a computer, but it's unfortunately not the sort of fame that extends to such bastions of western civilisation as Scotland, Australia and Greenwich.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 2:25 pm

superflyweight wrote:Where the hell are PJ and Rick today?

F*ck you and your haggis, 'fly.

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 2:34 pm

I see you more as an afternoon member, Jules. Much more in keeping with the air of general loucheness that surounds you.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 2:56 pm

I'm here as well. Not in physical form, but here.

Super, I admire your patience with the other Super. The older I get, the less I can be bothered with c*nts like him/her. But then you're brighter than I am so maybe it gets your juices flowing.

And Jules, you rotter, don't think I missed your burning ants post.

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 3:04 pm

I just like poking holes in his arguments and repeatedly implying that he's a racist.  If it didn't wind him up then I wouldn't bother.  

Mrs Superfly has gone out this afternoon with our daughters and the 6 porn star martinis that she ordered for herself and her friend from the local pub have just arrived.  She might get a nasty shock when she gets back...

(she'll probably catch me w*nking with her tights over my head).

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 3:12 pm

superflyweight wrote:

(she'll probably catch me w*nking with her tights over my head).

Is is the act of putting the tights on your head that elevates you from chubby to full boner or is it a more conceptual thing where you can pretend you're not someone you are?

Just asking for a friend...

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Post by superflyweight on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 3:22 pm

It depends on the individual - you get back what you put into it.

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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 3:49 pm

My w*nking life has taken a massive blow, pardon the pun, with Galtova being furloughed and me working permanently from home.  Doesn't help that's we live in a one-bedroom flat with a tiny balcony and a toddler.  When I do manage to finagle a bit of Galted-and-his-knob time I've got the f*cking cat watching me.  I would go so far as to say I've had more proper intercoursing over the last half a year than solo efforts which, pardon the pun again, f*cking sucks.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 4:18 pm

Galtova was complaining to me the other day about her w*nkng life in a very similar manner.

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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 4:20 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galtova was complaining to me the other day about her w*nkng life in a very similar manner.

I wonder who her bit on the side is not that she's only using you for confiding.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 4:32 pm

Not 100% sure, but something changed around the time Tino rose from his grave, like a newly aroused pen1s.

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Post by Galted on Fri 26 Jun 2020, 4:35 pm

Food for thought but I don't think she's nearly old enough for Tino.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 29 Jun 2020, 8:30 am

Time for breakfist.

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:01 am

The most important fist of the day, Jules.

Very dark here. Lights do matter.
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Post by Galted on Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:49 am

Promising start to the day but it's tailed off somewhat. Despite good efforts from Julius and PJ, Rick's absence is just too big a void to fill - not sure even some Scottish-based scorn or a cameo from Tino can adequately mask it.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:45 pm

The team is bigger than any individual player, Galted.

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Post by Galted on Mon 29 Jun 2020, 2:18 pm

True, Julius, but we can't afford to keep losing the likes of Jeff and michaels and not bother replacing them. Shah showed flashes of brilliance a year or two back but he's lacked consistency and doesn't even make the starting line-up anymore. Signing Guildford was a brave act but his age is showing and he doesn't really seem able to keep up with the pace of such a high-profile thread.

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 30 Jun 2020, 12:52 am

I am not Seafolly.
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Post by superflyweight on Tue 30 Jun 2020, 8:20 am

Sicond to an unclaimed fist.

I'm starting to worrry about Rick - is he DAVE's latest victim?

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Post by Galted on Tue 30 Jun 2020, 8:58 am

Unsatisfying tird.

Where is Rick?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 30 Jun 2020, 9:32 am

Riiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 30 Jun 2020, 9:33 am

PJ - has Australia's largest swimwear firm gone into administration?

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