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by **Galted** Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:10 am

First topic message reminder :

Is that the split?

by lostinwales Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:24 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Snowy sicunds.

Went for a walk just before midnight last night with one of my boys.
Do you belong to some sort of sex ring?

L*l out loud.

Sounded more like a mob hit to me. Maybe King Carlos got whacked for being disrespectful.

I have been wondering what has happened to KC. I assumed you'd been PM'ing him those pictures again and scared him off. I have asked you not to start grooming them too soon but you never listen.

It's so hard to get the moment right on the internet. I rarely have problems showing pictures to people at bus stops.

Do you reduce the fare if they agree to look?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:05 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Snowy sicunds.

Went for a walk just before midnight last night with one of my boys.
Do you belong to some sort of sex ring?

L*l out loud.

Sounded more like a mob hit to me. Maybe King Carlos got whacked for being disrespectful.

I have been wondering what has happened to KC. I assumed you'd been PM'ing him those pictures again and scared him off. I have asked you not to start grooming them too soon but you never listen.

It's so hard to get the moment right on the internet. I rarely have problems showing pictures to people at bus stops.

Do you reduce the fare if they agree to look?

l*l out loud.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:08 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Snowy sicunds.

Went for a walk just before midnight last night with one of my boys.
Do you belong to some sort of sex ring?

L*l out loud.

Sounded more like a mob hit to me. Maybe King Carlos got whacked for being disrespectful.

I have been wondering what has happened to KC. I assumed you'd been PM'ing him those pictures again and scared him off. I have asked you not to start grooming them too soon but you never listen.

It's so hard to get the moment right on the internet. I rarely have problems showing pictures to people at bus stops.

Do you reduce the fare if they agree to look?

I believe he gobbles the fare in that rare instance

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:09 pm

Shah is back!

Everyone check their rucksacks.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:10 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Maybe he's turned into w*nking_carlos

Spectacular

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:11 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shah is back!

Everyone check their rucksacks.

I see you still live in mortal fear of someone sneaking Jr some steroids

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:15 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Snowy sicunds.

Went for a walk just before midnight last night with one of my boys.
Do you belong to some sort of sex ring?

L*l out loud.

Sounded more like a mob hit to me. Maybe King Carlos got whacked for being disrespectful.

I have been wondering what has happened to KC. I assumed you'd been PM'ing him those pictures again and scared him off. I have asked you not to start grooming them too soon but you never listen.

It's so hard to get the moment right on the internet. I rarely have problems showing pictures to people at bus stops.

Do you reduce the fare if they agree to look?

He reduces the fare to middling.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:29 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shah is back!

Everyone check their rucksacks.

I see you still live in mortal fear of someone sneaking Jr some steroids

You could have ended that sentence after the word 'fear'.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shah is back!

Everyone check their rucksacks.

I see you still live in mortal fear of someone sneaking Jr some steroids

You could have ended that sentence after the word 'fear'.

Or even 'live'.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:34 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Shah is back!

Everyone check their rucksacks.

I see you still live in mortal fear of someone sneaking Jr some steroids

You could have ended that sentence after the word 'fear'.

Or even 'live'.

l*l out loud.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:43 pm

Shah! What's going on you barbarian scum? Good to see you back dear boy.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:48 pm

I think we can safely assume Shah was one of the people pardoned by Trump.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think we can safely assume Shah was one of the people pardoned by Trump.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is Trump.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:52 pm

Who knew that Shah was Lil Wayne

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I think we can safely assume Shah was one of the people pardoned by Trump.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is Trump.

Can't be. I banned Trump on here.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:08 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I think we can safely assume Shah was one of the people pardoned by Trump.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is Trump.

Can't be. I banned Trump on here.

Fake news.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:14 pm

Shah! Shah! Shah!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:20 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Shah! Shah! Shah!

Now f*cking Flipper is back.

This is like a sh*t school reunion.

This place has never been so busy.

Some get Geoff/Jeff Rowley/Rowley back from Tw*tter.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Shah! Shah! Shah!

Now f*cking Flipper is back.

This is like a sh*t school reunion.

This place has never been so busy.

Some get Geoff/Jeff Rowley/Rowley back from Tw*tter.

I'm not sure whether I prefer John Coltrane or Ornette Coleman.
That should do it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:25 pm

Let's face it, j*zz is for pompous, self indulgent cretins. Generally sporting m*n bags.

And Aston Villa are a bunch of c*nts (sorry Galted).

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:30 pm

Don't apologise when you are just spitting facts. TiNo

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:32 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Let's face it, j*zz is for pompous, self indulgent cretins. Generally sporting m*n bags.

And Aston Villa are a bunch of c*nts (sorry Galted).

Wasn't it high blood pressure that did for you the first time?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:13 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Let's face it, j*zz is for pompous, self indulgent cretins. Generally sporting m*n bags.

And Aston Villa are a bunch of c*nts (sorry Galted).

Wasn't it high blood pressure that did for you the first time?

I don't really mean all that stuff. Apart from the j*zz. That is accurate.

I just want Jeff back so then I can die happy (again).

by **superflyweight** Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:19 pm

Shah's back. Lovely stuff - all of us can look forward to being on the receiving end of written abuse that contains a lot of violent sexual imagery.

Just need sean and jeff back for a full compliement (I'm not couting Union because he probably only ever counted himself in reverse anyway).

by **superflyweight** Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:24 pm

superflyweight wrote:Shah's back. Lovely stuff - all of us can look forward to being on the receiving end of written abuse that contains a lot of violent sexual imagery.

Just need sean and jeff back for a full compliement (I'm not couting Union because he probably only ever counted himself in reverse anyway).

Sh1t,forgot about DAVE. Ah Christ, he's going to murder me to death with the skull of one of his previous victims, isn't he?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:40 pm

superflyweight wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Shah's back. Lovely stuff - all of us can look forward to being on the receiving end of written abuse that contains a lot of violent sexual imagery.

Just need sean and jeff back for a full compliement (I'm not couting Union because he probably only ever counted himself in reverse anyway).

Sh1t,forgot about DAVE. Ah Christ, he's going to murder me to death with the skull of one of his previous victims, isn't he?

He's going to strangle you with a BON JOVI bandanna.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:49 pm

I bet he's already halfway there.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I bet he's already halfway there.

Lovely. Just lovely work.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:53 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I bet he's already halfway there.

Lovely. Just lovely work.

You'd have loved my 'fare to middling' line, if it hadn't got lost in the understandable excitement of Shah's release from prison.

by **Galted** Thu Jan 21, 2021 5:51 pm

If you want Rowley back it's best to be complimentary to Oasis or Russell Howard. He will probably assume a vengeful Shah/DAVE form though and strike you down with a scuntish comment..

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 am

Sad to see Galted reduced to desperate evening michaelsings, in a pitiful attempt to remain relevant amongst the new guard.
Fist!

by **Galted** Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:53 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sad to see Galted reduced to desperate evening michaelsings, in a pitiful attempt to remain relevant amongst the new guard.
Fist!

Try to undermine my achievements all you want but, if you ignore the fact that this is actually the 22nd year of the century, history will show that on the 21st day of the 21st year year of the 21st century, the michaelsing was achieved by Galted.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:58 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Sad to see Galted reduced to desperate evening michaelsings, in a pitiful attempt to remain relevant amongst the new guard.
Fist!

Try to undermine my achievements all you want but, if you ignore the fact that this is actually the 22nd year of the century, history will show that on the 21st day of the 21st year year of the 21st century, the michaelsing was achieved by Galted.

You nearly just achieved another one.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:01 pm

Afternoon all, there has been some great resident association drama on the FB page today, lovely stuff

How is everyone?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:16 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon all, there has been some great resident association drama on the FB page today, lovely stuff

How is everyone?

You, me, Galted and Jules are ok. Everyone else is dead which is a bit of a shame.

How is t'north? I miss it (mostly).

by **superflyweight** Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:18 pm

I'm not dead, I was just trolling Rick's resident association.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:21 pm

superflyweight wrote:I'm not dead, I was just trolling Rick's resident association.

Thank god for that. I have been keeping this place going myself today.

Have I ever mentioned how much of an underrated lyricist and singer that Noel Gallagher is? He doesn't get the kudos he deserves.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:23 pm

@ riCK did you see the pictures of Northwich underwater? Bet they wish the Floatel was still going. They'd be raking it in.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:24 pm

North is lovely and crisp at the moment, but the motherland had some quite serious flooding over the last couple of days, so not having a great time.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:25 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:@ riCK did you see the pictures of Northwich underwater? Bet they wish the Floatel was still going. They'd be raking it in.

Yep, my old man was sending hourly updates, he is not in the river basin so that's handy.

by **Galted** Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm not dead, I was just trolling Rick's resident association.

Thank god for that. I have been keeping this place going myself today.

Have I ever mentioned how much of an underrated lyricist and singer that Noel Gallagher is? He doesn't get the kudos he deserves.

That's the way. I'm certain he typed out a belittling response, allowed the cursor to hover over Send and then decided that it was beneath him.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:59 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sad to see Galted reduced to desperate evening michaelsings, in a pitiful attempt to remain relevant amongst the new guard.
Last!

by **Galted** Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:07 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Sad to see Galted reduced to desperate evening michaelsings, in a pitiful attempt to remain relevant amongst the new guard.
Last!

16:52 isn't the evening.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:13 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Sad to see Galted reduced to desperate evening michaelsings, in a pitiful attempt to remain relevant amongst the new guard.
Last!

16:52 isn't the evening.

Sorry - 'late afternoon'.

by **Galted** Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:30 pm

Apology accepted.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:46 pm

Thank you.
But I refuse to get drawn into a pathetic joust for the weekend michaelsing.

by **Galted** Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:09 pm

That's why I, and I'm sure everyone else on the forum, respect you so deeply.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:17 pm

Too kind.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:59 am

Sweltering fist... the opposite to you guys. Only one more day of it to endure.

How goes the snow, sleet and slush?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:20 am

Freezing sicond. Lots of snow yesterday. Clear and cold today.

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