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by **Pal Joey** Tue 02 Feb 2021, 1:01 pm

First topic message reminder :

Quickest thread split since December '63. Great work Frankie.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:49 am

Sounds a bit like Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:50 am

Uncharacteristically early Forth of Firth.

Still missed the podium.

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:59 am

Why you up so early? Sh1t the bed?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 10:24 am

superflyweight wrote:Why you up so early? Sh1t the bed?

Not for a few weeks.

Have a zoom call with our Financial Advisor (in 6 minutes to be precise). Can't imagine it is going to be either fun or informative but I will entertain myself by just wearing a pair of shoes from the waist down.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 10:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: I will entertain myself

Euphemism

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 11:26 am

Advice will be to move back north so it doesn't cost £12 for a bowl of Rice Crispies.

by lostinwales Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Why you up so early? Sh1t the bed?

Not for a few weeks.

Have a zoom call with our Financial Advisor (in 6 minutes to be precise). Can't imagine it is going to be either fun or informative but I will entertain myself by just wearing a pair of shoes from the waist down.

I am sure he's used to talking to dicks so it won't matter if the camera slips

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:38 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Why you up so early? Sh1t the bed?

Not for a few weeks.

Have a zoom call with our Financial Advisor (in 6 minutes to be precise). Can't imagine it is going to be either fun or informative but I will entertain myself by just wearing a pair of shoes from the waist down.

I am sure he's used to talking to dicks so it won't matter if the camera slips

That actually happened. He just said "nice shoes" and we carried on.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:40 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Advice will be to move back north so it doesn't cost £12 for a bowl of Rice Crispies.

That ship has sailed, rICkO.

My kids are all too Southern/soft. They wouldn't last a term at school.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Advice will be to move back north so it doesn't cost £12 for a bowl of Rice Crispies.

That ship has sailed, rICkO.

My kids are all too Southern/soft. They wouldn't last a term at school.

Because they'd be expelled for murder and r***

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 12:58 pm

It's Shah! It's unfailingly offensive Shah!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:00 pm

superflyweight wrote:It's Shah! It's unfailingly offensive Shah!

That is prime Shah!

by **Galted** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:02 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Advice will be to move back north so it doesn't cost £12 for a bowl of Rice Crispies.

Read today that the cereal restaurant in Brick Lane hasn't survived the lockdown.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:07 pm

I don't know what to do with that information, Galts....

Shah, you barbarian f**k good to see you on here again.

They would be fine, Tino, kids up here would get tetanus at The View.

by lostinwales Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Advice will be to move back north so it doesn't cost £12 for a bowl of Rice Crispies.

That ship has sailed, rICkO.

My kids are all too Southern/soft. They wouldn't last a term at school.

My kids went from Swansea to 'North'. Actually worked very well (although both effectively dropped out at 14 Crying or Very sad

)

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:16 pm

He's back
Again
Promising misery and pain
SHAH! SHAH!

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:20 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Advice will be to move back north so it doesn't cost £12 for a bowl of Rice Crispies.

That ship has sailed, rICkO.

My kids are all too Southern/soft. They wouldn't last a term at school.

My kids went from Swansea to 'North'. Actually worked very well (although both effectively dropped out at 14 )

Would probably mean they have "boffin" status in the north west.

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:21 pm

His kids
Dropped out
Pair of f*cking layabouts
Lost in Wales, Lost in Wales

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:24 pm

His knob
is small
He loves Jack Whitehall
Galted! Galted!

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:26 pm

He shagged
A tart
It was floppy from the start
Galted Galted.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 1:33 pm

superflyweight wrote:He shagged
A tart
It was floppy from the start
Galted Galted.

l*l

His dad
Caused much stress
Exposed in the local press
Superfly! Superfly!

by **Galted** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 2:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:His knob
is small
He loves Jack Whitehall
Galted! Galted!

Sometimes you go too f*cking far.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 2:09 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:His knob
is small
He loves Jack Whitehall
Galted! Galted!

Sometimes you go too f*cking far.

Sorry,

He shagged
Grandma
He goes too f*cking far
Tino! Tino!

by **superflyweight** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 2:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:He shagged
A tart
It was floppy from the start
Galted Galted.

l*l

His dad
Caused much stress
Exposed in the local press
Superfly! Superfly!

He's only just about back to normal health after that drunken incident. Almost paralysed after breaking three vertebrae in his neck. The d1ckhead.

by lostinwales Thu 18 Mar 2021, 2:38 pm

superflyweight wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Advice will be to move back north so it doesn't cost £12 for a bowl of Rice Crispies.

That ship has sailed, rICkO.

My kids are all too Southern/soft. They wouldn't last a term at school.

My kids went from Swansea to 'North'. Actually worked very well (although both effectively dropped out at 14 )

Would probably mean they have "boffin" status in the north west.

Not so far from the truth. Youngest was just getting so bored in lessons, and having watched a couple of the online sessions I completely understand. When he's not being a lazy so and so, one of the things he is doing is making money making and selling minecraft content online.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Mar 2021, 2:41 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:He shagged
A tart
It was floppy from the start
Galted Galted.

l*l

His dad
Caused much stress
Exposed in the local press
Superfly! Superfly!

He's only just about back to normal health after that drunken incident. Almost paralysed after breaking three vertebrae in his neck. The d1ckhead.

Jesus. I thought he had just got his arl chap out on The Royal Mile or something. Didn't realise he had actually done something that serious!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:26 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He's back
Again
Promising misery and pain
SON! SON!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:28 pm

His face
Is stuffed
With Nicola Sturgeons Muff
Superfly!
Superfly!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:54 pm

When his wife
Says put in
She's thinking of Vladimir Putin
Galted!
Galted!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 8:56 pm

13 years
A slave
To hide from SerialDave
RickTheTick!
RickTheTick!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Mar 2021, 9:04 pm

The others
He slayed
But of me he is afraid
Shah'n'shah!
Shah'n'shah!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 5:06 am

Fake News
And Bluster
I thought you were Norton Juster
Rip Jules
Rip Jules

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 8:45 am

Is that the best
You can muster?
I'm not Norman Juster
Fist for Jules
Fist for Jules

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 9:05 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is that the best
You can muster?
I'm not Norman Juster
Fist for Jules
Fist for Jules

Blinded
by Rage
Or perhaps by his age
Norton "Jules"Juster
Norton "Jules"Juster

by **superflyweight** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 10:04 am

Maintaining etiquette and noting my tird.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 10:57 am

Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:16 am

Forth again. Twice in a row ya wee f*cking radge.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:18 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

SHAH! SHAH! SHAH!

Are you staying with us for a while or just here to recruit a few more infidels?

Hope it's the former. You may be a terrorist, but you're our terrorist.

by lostinwales Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:22 am

Just wondering if we start a jihad, who we might be fighting against?

by **Galted** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:32 am

lostinwales wrote:Just wondering if we start a jihad, who we might be fighting against?

The golf board.

by **superflyweight** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:35 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

All good with me Shah. What's keeping you busy these days? Am sure Rick is still missing your early morning chats.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:45 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

SHAH! SHAH! SHAH!

Are you staying with us for a while or just here to recruit a few more infidels?

Hope it's the former. You may be a terrorist, but you're our terrorist.

I'll be here sporadically as my life choices don't allow for constantly remaining in a place. This is as much for your safety as mine as I don't want you joining my dear friend John in the atmosphere. I mourn him weekly after bonking his widows.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:46 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

SHAH! SHAH! SHAH!

Are you staying with us for a while or just here to recruit a few more infidels?

Hope it's the former. You may be a terrorist, but you're our terrorist.
I'll be here sporadically as my life choices don't allow for constantly remaining in a place. This is as much for your safety as mine as I don't want you joining my dear friend John in the atmosphere. I mourn him weekly after bonking his widows.

No idea what this means but I love it anyway.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:47 am

lostinwales wrote:Just wondering if we start a jihad, who we might be fighting against?

Not606 or Ja606

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 11:50 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

SHAH! SHAH! SHAH!

Are you staying with us for a while or just here to recruit a few more infidels?

Hope it's the former. You may be a terrorist, but you're our terrorist.
I'll be here sporadically as my life choices don't allow for constantly remaining in a place. This is as much for your safety as mine as I don't want you joining my dear friend John in the atmosphere. I mourn him weekly after bonking his widows.

No idea what this means but I love it anyway.

https://youtu.be/70MECTuF7sg

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 19 Mar 2021, 12:01 pm

superflyweight wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

All good with me Shah. What's keeping you busy these days? Am sure Rick is still missing your early morning chats.

Some idiot went and promoted me, then the idiot in charge of us in my new role ran away with his ladyboyfriend. - his deputy manager . leaving me as the only fecker with any idea of running this place. So two undeserved promotions means I'm effectively the manager of our operations for our most prestigious client. So I spend the days swanning around training people and avoiding any real work lest they find out how out of my depth I really am.

by lostinwales Fri 19 Mar 2021, 3:34 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Fly, all good in the hood?

SHAH! SHAH! SHAH!

Are you staying with us for a while or just here to recruit a few more infidels?

Hope it's the former. You may be a terrorist, but you're our terrorist.
I'll be here sporadically as my life choices don't allow for constantly remaining in a place. This is as much for your safety as mine as I don't want you joining my dear friend John in the atmosphere. I mourn him weekly after bonking his widows.

No idea what this means but I love it anyway.
https://youtu.be/70MECTuF7sg

That man is a brilliant stand up with really great timing although you never see much of his act. I wonder what else he did.

by lostinwales Mon 22 Mar 2021, 8:40 am

Following up a successful weekend michaelsing with a morning fist!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 22 Mar 2021, 10:21 am

Sicond. That was a classic weekend michaelsing indeed, lost.

Quiet on here today. Hope the others weren't in Bristol over the weekend.

So much rain here. It has been nonstop since Thursday. Well over 700mm of rain over 3 days in some areas but only about 270mm of rain has fallen where I am here. I count myself very lucky to live on relatively higher ground. High side of the street helps too when it comes to water run off.

by lostinwales Mon 22 Mar 2021, 11:25 am

I had considered sulking for longer over the rugby results but don't think any of the others are as invested in that game. I don't think any of them are based Bristol way either.

Glad you are safe from the floods. Is it going to start damaging infrastructure?

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