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Morning Lost. How was your weekend? All good I hope.

Cheers PJ. Yes I think so. Put an offer in on a house and arranged to get a free greenhouse - eventful for these days. How about yours?

Nice work. One needs a safe environment for their carnivorous plants.

A bit quiet here.

Virus outbreak (blame the airport limo driver), then the subsequent lockdown which was extended over the metro area within hours - punctuated with some sport. The Euros and SoO last night.

Agree Galts - The Lost Weekend. A great title for a film for Jules to produce/direct.

They put all the premier rugby matches up on a website. No idea if they will let you play them in Oz but the semi finals and final are all up and they are fantastic.

Yes, I can watch them on BeIN. Saw the big comeback from Quins over Brizzle in the semi final but I'll have a look for that website. I see they were all high scoring affairs... end to end stuff.

BeIN can f**k right off.

morning all.

DAZN is pretty good though

I always read it as Bell End. I have no choice here... comes with the Fox Sports package along with all the American sh!t I never watch.
So F*ck DAZN. What a fvcked name. I've got too much sport as it is.

Just saw the highlights, Lost. Good to see Noddy Lynagh's son scoring a brace of tries.

DAZN is absolutely a f**ing stupid name, however it doesn't have racist hairy handed f**ks on it, or try it's best to stop the takeover of a football club.

They're all run by cvnts. So you think DAZN is run by squeaky clean people? Pull the other one.

I couldn't care less who DAZN is run by, why would I think they are run by squeaky clean people? What an odd assumption.

The fact that BEIN actively went to to courts to stop a football club being taken over annoys me personally, DAZn could be run by the mafia as long as i get cheap boxing coverage.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I couldn't care less who DAZN is run by, why would I think they are run by squeaky clean people?  What an odd assumption.

The fact that BEIN actively went to to courts to stop a football club being taken over annoys me personally, DAZn could be run by the mafia as long as i get cheap boxing coverage.

Good for you.

Going to have to officially declare Superfly as dead.

Bit of shame but such is life (and death).

Does leave us a lawyer short for practical purposes. A lot of responsibility of riCKo's shoulders now.

Can we all have a moment of reflection for Supes.

It's neither good nor bad for me peej, but thanks for your concern.

I can step up, Tino, shame about supes, he's probably in Guantanamo Bay or something similar.

rIck_dAgless wrote:It's neither good nor bad for me peej, but thanks for your concern.

I can step up, Tino, shame about supes, he's probably in Guantanamo Bay or something similar.

He is probably in Barlinnie. Running D wing.

Solid theory, asking people where their tools are.

Yeah. For all that terrorist activity you mean? I must have missed that bit.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Solid theory, asking people where their tools are.

A couple of pool balls in a sock.

Sit back down, you f*cking grass.

He broke bad after the scots went out, peej.

"Rub some coal dust on that wound"

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Going to have to officially declare Superfly as dead.

Bit of shame but such is life (and death).

Does leave us a lawyer short for practical purposes. A lot of responsibility of riCKo's shoulders now.

Can we all have a moment of reflection for Supes.

We'll miss you, Supes.  You were always one of the most unpleasant c*nts on the forum.

Curiously, the lesser super has reappeared on the Anything Goes thread on the golf boards.  Now, I'm not one to make wild assumptions, especially when lawyers are involved, but they're clearly the same person.  I expect the lesser 'fly to post soon too.

I'm not dead or any of those other c**ts. Stupidly busy at work last week and having to do all the childcare at home as Mrs Superfly is in the middle of a big arbitration meeting.

superflyweight wrote:I'm not dead or any of those other c**ts.  Stupidly busy at work last week and having to do all the childcare at home as Mrs Superfly is in the middle of a big arbitration meeting.  

Yeah right. Galted has busted you, flower.

Lovely to see you back though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not dead or any of those other c**ts.  Stupidly busy at work last week and having to do all the childcare at home as Mrs Superfly is in the middle of a big arbitration meeting.  

Yeah right. Galted has busted you, flower.

Lovely to see you back though.

Yeah, bang to rights. Didn't stand a chance once you lot put your sharpest mind onto it.

Whoa there!

He is back and back shooting from the hip.

Also, a shiny penny to the first chap who makes the lesser super lose his sh1t.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Whoa there!

He is back and back shooting from the hip.

Galted knows I'm just busting his balls. I love him really.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Whoa there!

He is back and back shooting from the hip.

Galted knows I'm just busting his balls.  I love him really.  

I'm going to be seeking legal advice from our resident lawyer, R Dagless, about you insinuating that my mind is not very sharp.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Whoa there!

He is back and back shooting from the hip.

Galted knows I'm just busting his balls.  I love him really.  

I'm going to be seeking legal advice from our resident lawyer, R Dagless, about you insinuating that my mind is not very sharp.

Galted, I've got my suspicions that DaGLeSs isn't a lawyer. He is from the same part of the world as I am and we are all pretty thick.

My brain is the smoothest in the north

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Whoa there!

He is back and back shooting from the hip.

Galted knows I'm just busting his balls.  I love him really.  

I'm going to be seeking legal advice from our resident lawyer, R Dagless, about you insinuating that my mind is not very sharp.

Galted, I've got my suspicions that DaGLeSs isn't a lawyer. He is from the same part of the world as I am and we are all pretty thick.

Thanks for the heads up, I'll get Wingrove on the case.

rIck_dAgless wrote:My brain is the smoothest in the north

Is that like Koala bear smooth?

Practically friction-less, LIW

Afternoon Slags,

Zinger Burger with a mini steak and kidney pie.

9/10

Absolute prime Shah.

Top cameo. Fist.

Word up. Sicond.

Morning, Jules, looking forward to a good Wimbledon this year?

Yep, will need something to take my mind off this evening's loss to Germany.

I take it you haven't been on the football board then where England are fast becoming favourites for the entire tournament.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, Jules, looking forward to a good Wimbledon this year?

Works as well.

Galted wrote:I take it you haven't been on the football board then where England are fast becoming favourites for the entire tournament.

Yes, it's ours to lose. Hard to see us conceding a goal in any of our remaining matches.

Nice to see Sarah Gilbert getting the standing O at Wimbles, wouldn't get that at Wembers.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice to see Sarah Gilbert getting the standing O at Wimbles, wouldn't get that at Wembers.

It's richly deserved, she was exceptional in Little House on the Prairie.

Was that the one with the guy who played an angel on Sunday afternoons? Highway to Heaven or some shizz

rIck_dAgless wrote:Was that the one with the guy who played an angel on Sunday afternoons?  Highway to Heaven or some shizz

Yep, Michael Landon. He was especially brilliant in (I think) Bonanza, every few episodes they'd write in a love interest for him and you just knew she would shortly die of dysentery or polio or some other illness.

I watched a film late last night where a woman had several standing O's.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I watched a film late last night where a woman had several standing O's.

I bet there is a story about that.

lostinwales wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I watched a film late last night where a woman had several standing O's.

I bet there is a story about that.

Excellent work, LIW.

Does anyone else get annoyed by Ally McMoist on ITV?

Every time someone misses a shot its "they have to do better" or every time someone scores its "the defenders got to do better". Such a negative commentator. I get that he is Scottish and that explains a lot but it can't always be that someone must do better.

It is getting right on my t*ts now. The game last night was a cracking match and his stupid commentary very nearly spoiled it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does anyone else get annoyed by Ally McMoist on ITV?

Every time someone misses a shot its "they have to do better" or every time someone scores its "the defenders got to do better". Such a negative commentator. I get that he is Scottish and that explains a lot but it can't always be that someone must do better.

It is getting right on my t*ts now. The game last night was a cracking match and his stupid commentary very nearly spoiled it.

He is annoying but, then again, they all get on my tits. At least with the male commentators I can ignore what they're saying and their voices become part of the background noise but the females ones are like being constantly nagged throughout the game.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does anyone else get annoyed by Ally McMoist on ITV?

Every time someone misses a shot its "they have to do better" or every time someone scores its "the defenders got to do better". Such a negative commentator. I get that he is Scottish and that explains a lot but it can't always be that someone must do better.

It is getting right on my t*ts now. The game last night was a cracking match and his stupid commentary very nearly spoiled it.

He is annoying but, then again, they all get on my tits. At least with the male commentators I can ignore what they're saying and their voices become part of the background noise but the females ones are like being constantly nagged throughout the game.

Especially when they want help with the cooking and cleaning. Or sewing.