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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:08 am

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Post by lostinwales Fri 23 Jul 2021, 11:27 am

Spartan style...

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 23 Jul 2021, 11:49 am

Let the games begin.
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Post by Galted Fri 23 Jul 2021, 1:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule.  

Can only imagine what sean is thinking about this.

Probably wondering why they are even allowed bikini bottoms. Why aren't they forced to play in a thong?

Mandatory handjobs for the Olympic committee at half time.

I would imagine he's boycotting it in the absence of cricket, drunken mower racing and fanny ping pong dodgeball.
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Post by superflyweight Fri 23 Jul 2021, 1:38 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule.  

Can only imagine what sean is thinking about this.

Probably wondering why they are even allowed bikini bottoms. Why aren't they forced to play in a thong?

Mandatory handjobs for the Olympic committee at half time.

I would imagine he's boycotting it in the absence of cricket, drunken mower racing and fanny ping pong dodgeball.

He hasn't watched the Olympics since Soggy Biscuit was cut from Los Angeles '84. He's trying to get it back in as an exhibition sport in time for 2024.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 23 Jul 2021, 1:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule.  

Can only imagine what sean is thinking about this.

Probably wondering why they are even allowed bikini bottoms. Why aren't they forced to play in a thong?

Mandatory handjobs for the Olympic committee at half time.

I would imagine he's boycotting it in the absence of cricket, drunken mower racing and fanny ping pong dodgeball.

He hasn't watched the Olympics since Soggy Biscuit was cut from Los Angeles '84.  He's trying to get it back in as an exhibition sport in time for 2024.  

I think the games are back in LA in 2028 aren't they?

That would seem an appropriate time to get it back as a full Olympic sport.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule.  

Can only imagine what sean is thinking about this.

Probably wondering why they are even allowed bikini bottoms. Why aren't they forced to play in a thong?

Mandatory handjobs for the Olympic committee at half time.

I would imagine he's boycotting it in the absence of cricket, drunken mower racing and fanny ping pong dodgeball.

He hasn't watched the Olympics since Soggy Biscuit was cut from Los Angeles '84.  He's trying to get it back in as an exhibition sport in time for 2024.  

I think the games are back in LA in 2028 aren't they?

That would seem an appropriate time to get it back as a full Olympic sport.

Would be good to see someone match Carl Lewis and win golds in LA at 100 metres, 200 metres, long jump and the 4 x 100 soggy biscuit. What an athlete he was.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:12 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule.  

Can only imagine what sean is thinking about this.

Probably wondering why they are even allowed bikini bottoms. Why aren't they forced to play in a thong?

Mandatory handjobs for the Olympic committee at half time.

I would imagine he's boycotting it in the absence of cricket, drunken mower racing and fanny ping pong dodgeball.

He hasn't watched the Olympics since Soggy Biscuit was cut from Los Angeles '84.  He's trying to get it back in as an exhibition sport in time for 2024.  

I think the games are back in LA in 2028 aren't they?

That would seem an appropriate time to get it back as a full Olympic sport.

Would be good to see someone match Carl Lewis and win golds in LA at 100 metres, 200 metres, long jump and the 4 x 100 soggy biscuit.  What an athlete he was.  

I'd like to see someone win the Soggy Biscuit and Reach Around double. Never been done yet.

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Post by Galted Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:16 pm

I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.
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Post by superflyweight Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule.  

Can only imagine what sean is thinking about this.

Probably wondering why they are even allowed bikini bottoms. Why aren't they forced to play in a thong?

Mandatory handjobs for the Olympic committee at half time.

I would imagine he's boycotting it in the absence of cricket, drunken mower racing and fanny ping pong dodgeball.

He hasn't watched the Olympics since Soggy Biscuit was cut from Los Angeles '84.  He's trying to get it back in as an exhibition sport in time for 2024.  

I think the games are back in LA in 2028 aren't they?

That would seem an appropriate time to get it back as a full Olympic sport.

Would be good to see someone match Carl Lewis and win golds in LA at 100 metres, 200 metres, long jump and the 4 x 100 soggy biscuit.  What an athlete he was.  

I'd like to see someone win the Soggy Biscuit and Reach Around double. Never been done yet.

Don't forget that the Rusty Trombone has been reintroduced as a full sport after being dropped in 1996. One day we might see someone go for the ultimate trifecta.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:19 pm

Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

They'd also be dominant in events such as riding wild horses through council estates and laying down badly tarmacked drives.

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Post by Galted Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:27 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

They'd also be dominant in events such as riding wild horses through council estates and laying down badly tarmacked drives.  

If they got rid of fighting sports such as boxing and wrestling and introduced starting a fight sports such as bumping into or looking at someone there'd also be a surge of Irish medals.
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Post by superflyweight Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:47 pm

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

They'd also be dominant in events such as riding wild horses through council estates and laying down badly tarmacked drives.  

If they got rid of fighting sports such as boxing and wrestling and introduced starting a fight sports such as bumping into or looking at someone there'd also be a surge of Irish medals.

Scotland would be unstoppable in the skinny junkie walking down the street with no top on and shouting "what are you f*ck1ng looking at"?


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:49 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

They'd also be dominant in events such as riding wild horses through council estates and laying down badly tarmacked drives.  

If they got rid of fighting sports such as boxing and wrestling and introduced starting a fight sports such as bumping into or looking at someone there'd also be a surge of Irish medals.

Scotland would be unstoppable in the skinny junkie walking down the street with no top on and shouting "what are you f*ck1ng looking at"?

 

England fill up the podium in National Anthem booing.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:55 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

They'd also be dominant in events such as riding wild horses through council estates and laying down badly tarmacked drives.  

If they got rid of fighting sports such as boxing and wrestling and introduced starting a fight sports such as bumping into or looking at someone there'd also be a surge of Irish medals.

Scotland would be unstoppable in the skinny junkie walking down the street with no top on and shouting "what are you f*ck1ng looking at"?

 

That just reminded me of the time when I arrived back here in town after a work night out in Edinburgh and I stopped off at the kebab shop before walking home. There was a hammered skinny wee junkie shouting for them to hurry up with his food and at everyone else in the shop and when I turned to look at him he shouted "what are you f*ck!ng looking at". I unfortunately burst out laughing and he got even angrier causing one of the guys who worked in the shop to throw him out, which made him angrier still. He then tried to punch the window of the shop and got it all wrong and rather than break the window his wrist bent awkwardly. Everyone in the shop was laughing at this point.

I don't know what became of him after that but I did get some lovely pakora.

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Post by Galted Fri 23 Jul 2021, 3:18 pm

superflyweight wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

They'd also be dominant in events such as riding wild horses through council estates and laying down badly tarmacked drives.  

If they got rid of fighting sports such as boxing and wrestling and introduced starting a fight sports such as bumping into or looking at someone there'd also be a surge of Irish medals.

Scotland would be unstoppable in the skinny junkie walking down the street with no top on and shouting "what are you f*ck1ng looking at"?

 

That just reminded me of the time when I arrived back here in town after a work night out in Edinburgh and I stopped off at the kebab shop before walking home.  There was a hammered skinny wee junkie shouting for them to hurry up with his food and at everyone else in the shop and when I turned to look at him he shouted "what are you f*ck!ng looking at".  I unfortunately burst out laughing and he got even angrier causing one of the guys who worked in the shop to throw him out, which made him angrier still.  He then tried to punch the window of the shop and got it all wrong and rather than break the window his wrist bent awkwardly.  Everyone in the shop was laughing at this point.  

I don't know what became of him after that but I did get some lovely pakora.  

Laugh
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Post by Galted Fri 23 Jul 2021, 3:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to see dog-fighting introduced, though I imagine Ireland would be fairly dominant.

To be sure.

They'd also be dominant in events such as riding wild horses through council estates and laying down badly tarmacked drives.  

If they got rid of fighting sports such as boxing and wrestling and introduced starting a fight sports such as bumping into or looking at someone there'd also be a surge of Irish medals.

Scotland would be unstoppable in the skinny junkie walking down the street with no top on and shouting "what are you f*ck1ng looking at"?

 

England fill up the podium in National Anthem booing.

Brings a tear to my eye thinking of what could have been with Team GB.  The Welsh contingent belting out the anthem, the English contingent booing the Welsh contingent as they belted out the anthem, and the Scottish contingent avidly watching the English contingent in case one of them dared to look back.
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Post by superflyweight Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:26 am

Up to my elbows in a Monday fist.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:30 am

Sicond.
Turns out Shah was Jackie Mason. Quite a surprise.

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Post by Galted Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:31 am

Narrow sicond tird.  Damn you, Julius.
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Post by Galted Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:33 am

Found a brilliant show on the Beeb called 2020 Olympics Live. Thought I was going to have to watch sports when I selected it but, to my relief, it's hour after riveting hour of c*nts talking sh*t.
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Post by Duty281 Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:34 am

Judging by the BBC coverage, Tom Daley won the synchro gold by himself, quite an achievement.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:40 am

Good day to be a Tom (or Adam, but he was always going to p155 it)

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Post by Galted Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:42 am

Glad he finally won but I don't know how many more times we're going to have to hear him blathering about how he was blubbering.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:46 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Good day to be a Tom (or Adam, but he was always going to p155 it)

That's why they put chlorine in the pool.

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Post by lostinwales Mon 26 Jul 2021, 10:59 am

Galted wrote:Found a brilliant show on the Beeb called 2020 Olympics Live.  Thought I was going to have to watch sports when I selected it but, to my relief, it's hour after riveting hour of c*nts talking sh*t.

That is the perfect summary. By mistake I watched skateboarding. They started the segment with a montage of this tattooed American who has 'dominated street skating for the last 6 years' skating down a street. The main joy to be had from the actual competition was that he did not place.

To be fair the BBC have been screwed over by (I believe) the Discovery channel over access, but the endless interviews with the 'ordinary' relatives of olympians, each with a stiff upper lip and a tear in the eye, are a huge distraction however touching they are.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jul 2021, 11:47 am

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Found a brilliant show on the Beeb called 2020 Olympics Live.  Thought I was going to have to watch sports when I selected it but, to my relief, it's hour after riveting hour of c*nts talking sh*t.

That is the perfect summary. By mistake I watched skateboarding. They started the segment with a montage of this tattooed American who has 'dominated street skating for the last 6 years' skating down a street. The main joy to be had from the actual competition was that he did not place.

To be fair the BBC have been screwed over by (I believe) the Discovery channel over access, but the endless interviews with the 'ordinary' relatives of olympians, each with a stiff upper lip and a tear in the eye, are a huge distraction however touching they are.

The mountain biking was pretty cool this morning. The Brit that won it was racing a different race to the others. He could have stopped and changed an inner tube and still won.

21 years old and an Olympic gold medal. He's not going to struggle to get laid for a while.

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Post by Galted Mon 26 Jul 2021, 1:02 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:Found a brilliant show on the Beeb called 2020 Olympics Live.  Thought I was going to have to watch sports when I selected it but, to my relief, it's hour after riveting hour of c*nts talking sh*t.

That is the perfect summary. By mistake I watched skateboarding. They started the segment with a montage of this tattooed American who has 'dominated street skating for the last 6 years' skating down a street. The main joy to be had from the actual competition was that he did not place.

To be fair the BBC have been screwed over by (I believe) the Discovery channel over access, but the endless interviews with the 'ordinary' relatives of olympians, each with a stiff upper lip and a tear in the eye, are a huge distraction however touching they are.

The mountain biking was pretty cool this morning. The Brit that won it was racing a different race to the others. He could have stopped and changed an inner tube and still won.

21 years old and an Olympic gold medal. He's not going to struggle to get laid for a while.

Just caught the end of it. The cycling's been the saving grace for me, the women's road race yesterday was quite gripping (in a non-w*nking way).  Had to feel a bit s bit sorry for the Dutch after their spectacular tactical balls up, funny as it was. Seemed odd that so little in-race information was available to the cyclists.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 26 Jul 2021, 1:09 pm

Apparently, the youngest-ever Olympic champion is the wonderfully named Marjorie Gestring.

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Post by Galted Mon 26 Jul 2021, 2:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Apparently, the youngest-ever Olympic champion is the wonderfully named Marjorie Gestring.

Went straight onto PJ's Name Game Sports Stars thread to add it but, unfortunately, they're not at Ms at the moment.
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Post by Galted Mon 26 Jul 2021, 2:41 pm

Beth Tweddle's nose is offending me more than usual.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jul 2021, 4:26 pm

Galted wrote:Beth Tweddle's nose is offending me more than usual.

I'm watching skateboarding now. In the Olympics. For the sake of f*ck.

What's next? Medals for skinning up in the Asda carpark.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 26 Jul 2021, 4:31 pm

Ridiculous. They'll have BMX or bouncing on a trampoline before you know it.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jul 2021, 4:34 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Ridiculous. They'll have BMX or bouncing on a trampoline before you know it.

I know Jules! Madness.

Bombing and heavy petting at the Olympic pool.

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Post by Galted Mon 26 Jul 2021, 4:50 pm

The triathlon's a bit silly as well. Countless Brownlees bustling about in women's underwear.
A proper triathlon should consist of darts, snooker and a f*cking good punch-up.
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Post by lostinwales Mon 26 Jul 2021, 5:16 pm

They have surfing now as well.

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Post by lostinwales Tue 27 Jul 2021, 8:51 am

Fist again.

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Post by Galted Tue 27 Jul 2021, 8:55 am

Sicond sicond, I'm the Frankie Fredericks of the Tea Society.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 27 Jul 2021, 9:23 am

Tird.
Podium finish.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 27 Jul 2021, 9:40 am

Late because I went for a big sh1t. Does this make me Paula Radcliffe?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 27 Jul 2021, 10:00 am

Yes, Paula, yes it does.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 27 Jul 2021, 10:42 am

Good Frodsham lass is Paula.

Good comeback in the rugger against the colonial traitors.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 27 Jul 2021, 10:48 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Good Frodsham lass is Paula.


Spent many a lazy Sunday drinking off Saturday's excesses in the Bears Paw in Frodsham.

Probably been in there at the same time as you, riCK.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 27 Jul 2021, 10:50 am

Start at Cholmondeley Arms, then the Bulls Head and the Bears Paw.

I would imagine almost certainly.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 27 Jul 2021, 1:00 pm

In exciting news, a copper lives in my apartment complex, and bitches and moans about everything, from dogs onsite to the faint aroma of the devils herb.

Just had an article about him in the local rag as he's been done for shoplifting.

The FB page is going off, and it is ace...

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 27 Jul 2021, 1:05 pm

rIck calls his block of flats an 'apartment complex' Laugh

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 27 Jul 2021, 1:08 pm

It has a tennis court, giant chess board, boules, bar and a gym, Jules, proper f**king posh

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 27 Jul 2021, 1:10 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:In exciting news, a copper lives in my apartment complex, and bitches and moans about everything, from dogs onsite to the faint aroma of the devils herb.

Just had an article about him in the local rag as he's been done for shoplifting.

The FB page is going off, and it is ace...

Eleven bottles of wine and a sandwich apparently. On multiple occasions too. 2 bottles initially, then 2 more, then another 4... then the final 3.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 27 Jul 2021, 1:12 pm

The folk opposite from me appear to be growing herbs, the legal kind, if that isn't an apartment i don't know what is.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 27 Jul 2021, 1:12 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:In exciting news, a copper lives in my apartment complex, and bitches and moans about everything, from dogs onsite to the faint aroma of the devils herb.

Just had an article about him in the local rag as he's been done for shoplifting.

The FB page is going off, and it is ace...

Eleven bottles of wine and a sandwich apparently. On multiple occasions too. 2 bottles initially, then 2 more, then another 4... then the final 3.

That's the one, peej, lovely stuff.

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