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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted, Villa are f*king massive. Huge. Gargantuan.

Merry Christmas you big c*nt.

You won't win a Pulitzer for filth.  

Merry Christmas to you as well. You wee f*cking radge.

I celebrated the festive period by falling down a hole that Scottish Gas Networks has dug at the end of our drive and failed to cover properly.  If only I knew a decent lawyer.  

Isn't Mrs Superfly a decent lawyer?

Yes - but she can't stop laughing.

I haven't.

Fist.

I see all the legal experts are out in force on the golf boards.

Ugh, like the accountants that do a term of tax law and think they are Kavanagh QC.

I'm not even going to be tempted to go over there.

I wouldn't advise it.  

Your mention of tax law just reminded me of a first year Revenue Law lecture where the lecturer refused to continue unless one of the mature students took off his hat.  There was then a stalemate because he refused to take it off.  It was impressively petty from both parties.

On a side note, A friends son has just started at Dundee, and has been given Seabraese to stay in, still looks like a prison.

Most of the posters on the golf board are identifiable by the post without having to see the name.

It looks like a normal pager, 007, but it's secreted with a small explosive.

Looks like Julius has been killed by Mossad, and he wasn't Iniesta as he claimed but Schillachi. Have to say I suspected it all along.

Not sure Jules has moved from pigeons to pagers yet.

Sh*t on here.

I've just got back from Canada. Myself and Mrs Windows bought a third of a lake house in Quebec a couple of years ago. Went in with my brother in law and my in laws. Bit of a retirement investment. Nice lake but the house needs a sh*t load of work. I spent a week with my brother in law grafting. It was basically Brokeback Mountain but with no bumming.

Anyway, he had to go back to work in the second week so he left me there on my own (still no bumming) and his final words before he left for civilisation were "if you go for a hike, be extra watchful for bears. They are f*cking murderous at this time of year before hibernation starts".

What a complete c*nt. I basically didn't sleep for the next 5 night as every noise I assumed was a bear looking to kill me. They can sense non natives. That is a FACT.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*t on here.

I've just got back from Canada. Myself and Mrs Windows bought a third of a lake house in Quebec a couple of years ago. Went in with my brother in law and my in laws. Bit of a retirement investment. Nice lake but the house needs a sh*t load of work. I spent a week with my brother in law grafting. It was basically Brokeback Mountain but with no bumming.

Anyway, he had to go back to work in the second week so he left me there on my own (still no bumming) and his final words before he left for civilisation were "if you go for a hike, be extra watchful for bears. They are f*cking murderous at this time of year before hibernation starts".

What a complete c*nt. I basically didn't sleep for the next 5 night as every noise I assumed was a bear looking to kill me. They can sense non natives. That is a FACT.

Bears are the least of your worries, lake houses are known to harbour serial killers and machete enthusiasts.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*t on here.

I've just got back from Canada. Myself and Mrs Windows bought a third of a lake house in Quebec a couple of years ago. Went in with my brother in law and my in laws. Bit of a retirement investment. Nice lake but the house needs a sh*t load of work. I spent a week with my brother in law grafting. It was basically Brokeback Mountain but with no bumming.

Anyway, he had to go back to work in the second week so he left me there on my own (still no bumming) and his final words before he left for civilisation were "if you go for a hike, be extra watchful for bears. They are f*cking murderous at this time of year before hibernation starts".

What a complete c*nt. I basically didn't sleep for the next 5 night as every noise I assumed was a bear looking to kill me. They can sense non natives. That is a FACT.

Did you just stick to fellatio and mutual masturbation?

I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer for filth.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*t on here.

I've just got back from Canada. Myself and Mrs Windows bought a third of a lake house in Quebec a couple of years ago. Went in with my brother in law and my in laws. Bit of a retirement investment. Nice lake but the house needs a sh*t load of work. I spent a week with my brother in law grafting. It was basically Brokeback Mountain but with no bumming.

Anyway, he had to go back to work in the second week so he left me there on my own (still no bumming) and his final words before he left for civilisation were "if you go for a hike, be extra watchful for bears. They are f*cking murderous at this time of year before hibernation starts".

What a complete c*nt. I basically didn't sleep for the next 5 night as every noise I assumed was a bear looking to kill me. They can sense non natives. That is a FACT.

Bears are the least of your worries, lake houses are known to harbour serial killers and machete enthusiasts.

And Keanu Reeves.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*t on here.

I've just got back from Canada. Myself and Mrs Windows bought a third of a lake house in Quebec a couple of years ago. Went in with my brother in law and my in laws. Bit of a retirement investment. Nice lake but the house needs a sh*t load of work. I spent a week with my brother in law grafting. It was basically Brokeback Mountain but with no bumming.

Anyway, he had to go back to work in the second week so he left me there on my own (still no bumming) and his final words before he left for civilisation were "if you go for a hike, be extra watchful for bears. They are f*cking murderous at this time of year before hibernation starts".

What a complete c*nt. I basically didn't sleep for the next 5 night as every noise I assumed was a bear looking to kill me. They can sense non natives. That is a FACT.

Bears are the least of your worries, lake houses are known to harbour serial killers and machete enthusiasts.

And Keanu Reeves.

I wouldn't be too worried about Reeves unless he saw you punching a puppy in the face.

Even Sean wasn't this prolific.

There once was a man
From Cork, who got limericks
And haiku confused.

Wotcha, Tino.

Sup RIck. How's it going?

What was for lunch? I reckon you had soup and a packet of crisps. Not in the same bowl.

Soup from the Asda and cooked in a pot.

I'm close, surely?

[quote="Mind the windows Tino."]Even Sean wasn't this prolific.[/quote

Yes he was.

L*l out loud.

Well played, G Unit.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sup RIck. How's it going?

What was for lunch? I reckon you had soup and a packet of crisps. Not in the same bowl.

Soup from the Asda and cooked in a pot.

I'm close, surely?

Sorry I missed this, mate.

I did indeed have soup, cooked in a pot and drank out of a large mug (Baxter's Scotch Broth) salt and vinegar square crisps, I am clearly too predictable.

I popped over to "X" to have a gander at Jeff, and my feed was flooded with weird Elon Musk nonsense, the man is a cleft, and he looks funny, I reckon when his mother breast fed him, she had to close her eyes and think of other babies.

Fist (I think)

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sup RIck. How's it going?

What was for lunch? I reckon you had soup and a packet of crisps. Not in the same bowl.

Soup from the Asda and cooked in a pot.

I'm close, surely?

Sorry I missed this, mate.

I did indeed have soup, cooked in a pot and drank out of a large mug (Baxter's Scotch Broth) salt and vinegar square crisps, I am clearly too predictable.

I popped over to "X" to have a gander at Jeff, and my feed was flooded with weird Elon Musk nonsense, the man is a cleft, and he looks funny, I reckon when his mother breast fed him, she had to close her eyes and think of other babies.

Fist (I think)

He's done a pretty good job making X/Tw*tter all about himself.

And he's a massive f*cking racist.

Elon that is, not Jeff. Jeff could be a racist as he is from the North but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:And he's a massive f*cking racist.

Elon that is, not Jeff. Jeff could be a racist as he is from the North but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

How can he be racist if he's from South Africa?

(Musk that is, not Rowley.)

Some of his best friends are Asian.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Some of his best friends are Asian Asinine.

Fist.

Apparently if you drive a Cyber truck at 88 mph, you travel back to apartheid SA.

That post is too good to michaels the thread.

What a guy, cheers, Galts.

Fist.

No worries, Rick. As a regular sufferer of michaelsing I'm happy to do what I can to keep others from enduring this affliction.

Allow me to return the favour.

It is certainly moist up here in The North, may have to get a jacket out at this rate.

Chucking it down down here. If it keeps up I might not bother fetching my kid from school, let them deal with the little prick.

I'd leave him there regardless of the weather. I suspect he'd thrive in foster care.

Bad news for Everton fans.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bad news for Everton fans.

Acknowledged.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bad news for Everton fans.

Not for me, Clive.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bad news for Everton fans.

Acknowledged.

Guess there's going to be a long cue of impending puns.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bad news for Everton fans.

Acknowledged.

Guess there's going to be a long cue of impending puns.

Give it a rest.

This is all a bridge too far.

These puns need to be blackballed.

Don't think I can Trump that one.

Give me a break.

I don't think we are putting maximum effort into these puns.

Sh*te on here this week.

I was about to say the same thing, then you posted. Then I realised I could still say it.

Could be worse, could just be a thread of someone repeatedly posting opinion polls.

superflyweight wrote:Could be worse, could just be a thread of someone repeatedly posting opinion polls.

57% of people agree with you.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Could be worse, could just be a thread of someone repeatedly posting opinion polls.

57% of people agree with you.

Source please.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Could be worse, could just be a thread of someone repeatedly posting opinion polls.

57% of people agree with you.

Source please.

GOSPEL.com

Don't worry, I won't post on here. Don't want another multi day michaelsing.

I'm going back to my mates on the Irish sports thread.

Thought I would make an occasional visit here to read your tributes to one of the world's most gifted and successful singer-songwriters who died the other day.

More than a little disappointed to find absolutely zilch.

Yes, Martin Lee. The singing and song writing powerhouse with Brotherhood of Man who topped the charts with all time classics Save Your Kisses For Me, Angelo and Figaro.

You thought I meant Kris Kristofferson? Oh, come on! Ok, he was a Golden Globe winner, picked up a few Grammy Awards, sung and acted alongside Streisand and was even Oscar nominated but, unlike Martin Lee, he never won Eurovision.