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Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

alfie wrote:A nice try by Galted and his shark to reinvigorate this thread ; but judging by the last six day's work I am beginning to suspect my ill-advised attempt to stick my head in has effectively killed it  : apologies all round  

Of course PJ and Tino (maybe he really was eaten by a bear ?) seem to be missing so perhaps all is not lost yet ...

Rick's the one with the shark, I've got a cat.

Tino often dies but I'm starting to worry about PJ, hope he hasn't been eaten by a wombat.

I did get cornered in the garden but I managed to negotiate my release with the offer of some old carrots... which I just happened to have in my pockets at the time.
I was warned, however, to make sure I brought fresh broccoli next time... or else.

Bit disturbing, I think PJ's mind's been taken over by a Ophiocordyceps unilateralis. This one likes broccoli.

I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

whoopee... 18 hours. Big deal.

Come back when you've done 72 blindfolded on a gravel road fuelled by meth and a petrol sandwich.

Poopie on here sofa.



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Pal Joey wrote:whoopee... 18 hours. Big deal.

Come back when you've done 72 blindfolded on a gravel road fuelled by meth and a petrol sandwich.

Poopie on here sofa.



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No idea what you just said but I agree.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

Ken Loach wants to make a film about your life, is what I’ve heard.

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

Ken Loach wants to make a film about your life, is what I’ve heard.

If Netflix make it into a series Whoopi Goldberg will play Tino and Rosie Jones the delivery driver.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

Ken Loach wants to make a film about your life, is what I’ve heard.

If Netflix make it into a series Whoopi Goldberg will play Tino and Rosie Jones the delivery driver.

You think I'm a black woman?

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

Ken Loach wants to make a film about your life, is what I’ve heard.

Is he still in Coronation Street?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

Ken Loach wants to make a film about your life, is what I’ve heard.

If Netflix make it into a series Whoopi Goldberg will play Tino and Rosie Jones the delivery driver.

You think I'm a black woman?

Racist.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

Ken Loach wants to make a film about your life, is what I’ve heard.

If Netflix make it into a series Whoopi Goldberg will play Tino and Rosie Jones the delivery driver.

You think I'm a black woman?

Racist.

She could pass for a bloke though.

I thought, geez, Snoop Dog has aged! Then they put the caption up.

How much acid have you dropped today, Pee Jay?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How much acid have you dropped today, Pee Jay?

Just an orange juice in the morning.

Just did some research and her name isn't really 'Whoopi'.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I've been out on the road doing deliveries. I'm a f*cking working class hero. Busy time of the year to be assistant to the dressmaker. The actual delivery driver is a feckless c*nt who refuses to spend 18 hours a day on the road.

That is some michaelsing you've managed there, Supes.

Ken Loach wants to make a film about your life, is what I’ve heard.

Is he still in Coronation Street?

Wouldn't know. I'm a southerner, so don't watch programmes about t'North.

I was going to make a Ken Loach fish pun but couldn't be arsed.

Building myself up for heading to The Asda for the final bits, so if I am on the news later I will say hi.

Festive Fist.

Nice try RicK, but we're all humbugs here.

Have to favour myself for the Christmas michaelsing.

Galted wrote:Have to favour myself for the Christmas michaelsing.

Odds on.

Definitely.

Happy St Michaelmas

I won't let 2024 end on LiW's excellent St Michaelmasing.

Hope everyone doesn't encounter any faulty fireworks or vicious street protesting over the next 48 hours or so and has a happy and successful MMXXV.

Cheers PJ.

Given that you'll be seeing something of 2025 before the rest of us do give us good warning if things don't look great.

London fireworks still going ahead.  Happy New Year you northern softcocks.

That was great... very neat and pleasing to the London Eye.

Happy new year, PJ, though you're probably looking ahead to 2026 by now.

Someone in our street registered a rainfall of over 70mm between yesterday afternoon and this morning. I could still just about hear fireworks over the storm at midnight.

Happy new year all

Galted wrote:London fireworks still going ahead.  Happy New Year you northern softcocks.

The Northern fireworks are still going now. Although that could be because someone filled a the Tesco shopping trolly with firecrackers and pushed it through the window of the Poundland.

Happy new year mother f*ckers.

I'm not the proud one.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not the proud one.

Mary?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not the proud one.

Mary?

Wayne.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not the proud one.

Mary?

Wayne.

King?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not the proud one.

Mary?

Wayne.

King?

Raf.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not the proud one.

Mary?

Wayne.

King?

Raf.

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Sh1te on here this year.

Slightly better on here today.

superflyweight wrote:Slightly better on here today.

Yes, ever since it turned out Galted was Jean-Marie Le Pen.

Sacré bleu. Il y a trop de noirs sur ce forum.

Galted wrote:Sacré bleu. Il y a trop de noirs sur ce forum.

Le grand michaels.

Poing.

This place is deader than Tina - assume it will come roaring back to life when Rick does a quiz.

Here's a quick multiple choice quiz question to whet rICk's appetite and come up with a proper quiz.

Who was King of England (1040-1042) and also King of Denmark (1035-1042) ?

a) Canute the Great
b) "Tough Knots"
c) Harthacnut
d) Canutandaharth
e) Doublecnut
f) "Tough Nuts"
g) both b) and c)
h) both c) and f)
x) none of the above
z) I need more time to think about my answer.


and no Googling...

Trick question - no way that Denmark is a real place.

Is Denmark for sale?

Pal Joey wrote:Is Denmark for sale?

Maybe. How much will you give me for it?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Is Denmark for sale?

Maybe. How much will you give me for it?

Harthagreenland.

I take it most of the society were just different personalities in Tony Slattery's head

lostinwales wrote:I take it most of the society were just different personalities in Tony Slattery's head

All except Tina who was Linda Nolan.

And now it turns out LiW was Joan Plowright.

... and Galted was David Lynch.  If Tina wasn't already dead I'd say he was almost certainly Paul Danan but now it looks like that might have been Rick.

I'm not Danan. Although I'm impressed by his drug intake. Definitely RIcKo.

I'm not Denis either. He should have fought the law.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Danan. Although I'm impressed by his drug intake. Definitely RIcKo.

I'm not Denis either. He should have fought the law.

He did but the law won.