The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

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Welcome to the virtual rugby pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing the Tommy Bowe photo on the bar. That's a banning offence

So pull up a chair....what'll it be?

STAG – good work (you West Brit you )

DREAMER – Enjoyed Game of Thrones, you watching on Sky Player ? as the series has finished on Sky Atlantic

CARI – is Miss England going to be the new voice of the ‘Crunchy Nature Valley’ ads She’s actually from Beddau , which translates into English as Graves – tidy !!!

PROP – somebody coughs in the Brynglas tunnels and it’s an automatic 3 mile tail back

West Brit is a term people have traditionally called Dubliners.

Penfro - well she'd do well advertising any Welsh product, got the voice mun.

If it was a cough that started that business in the Brynglas tunnel, they must've had a very hot curry last night or smoked too many fags! ...they should call it the Tailback Tunnel though. There's always some bother in there.

Cari,

No it's one about Limerick Tourism. A serious pish take. One of the lines go-
"Where warriors are free to roam and Gardaí are afraid to go on their own, LIMERICK".

Stag,

It traditionally is but can be used for others. We mock my mum calling her that due to her accent.

Munsty - how strange that an Irishman can't see the humour in that. Perhaps he's lived in the States too long...

That one is brilliant Munsty I thought your parents were English

red_stag wrote:West Brit is a term people have traditionally called Dubliners.

Stop making out we're English then

red_stag wrote:That one is brilliant Munsty I thought your parents were English

Please don't say that to my mum. My mum is Galway born and Tipp bred. Just a short sojourn to England and then she came back.

Munsty I'll keep quiet on that subject so

Cari wrote:they should call it the Tailback Tunnel though. There's always some bother in there.

The 'Diana Memorial Tunnel' I call it - every phooker slows down going through it
Apparently though we don't need a M4 Relief Road -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8152406.stm
http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/gwentnews/4495890.M4_RELIEF_ROAD__18_years_after_first_plan___relief_road_scrapped/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_M4

To make matters worse I'm busting to use the bog!!

Prop - you're a man, just pish in a bottle/cup and chuck it out the window!

Think I'll have to dive into the bushes soon!!

There’s a Scottish fella in work, he’s wearing a tartan tie.

I said to him – “is that your tartan?”

He said – “if one more phookin eejit asks me that today! you’re the third one and I’ve only had it on for 2 hours!!”

So that would be a no.

Mickado - oops! I bet he won't wear that tie again... I wonder if Asbo gets the same reaction with his trews?

Prop - have you disappeared into the bushes?

Cari wrote:
Prop - have you disappeared into the bushes?

Probably taken the paper with him as well.....

Not yet! Seeing how long I can hold on!! Cancelled my 1-2-1 which mean's I'll get to tredegar roundabaout and go back to Cardiff!!

prop_lyd wrote:Not yet! Seeing how long I can hold on!! Cancelled my 1-2-1 which mean's I'll get to tredegar roundabaout and go back to Cardiff!!

You won't get stuck coming back?!

Nah other way is clear after the tunnels

Could be of interest to some of our regs - LINK

There once was a cantankerous cleric,
From LA mind you, not Limerick
Who though that the English
were taking the pish
But it was the Irish all along, what a Richard.

Richards are doing it for themselves...

Men! Take your cockerels in your hands and lets sock it to the Hun!

Penfro - nah not watched Game of Thrones on the Sky player, just googled a website that would show it. It's probably a fairly dubious one but it worked fine for me!

Supervision was a bit rubbish. I've raised the same concerns the last 3 times I've had it and still the situation is being 'monitored' .Nowt's going to change which is a bit of a pain

And work is so boring I had to come back on here, still almost lunch time anyway

Yeah, y'know, I'm just hanging out, getting some fresh air...

Hey all.

I have a great joke about peanut butter that I can't tell you.... I don't want to spread it around.

Good morning all from a tired body and mind.

not getting a lunch today as doing a dry run of my presentation (insert arrested development joke here Mickado)

Finish here at half 5 to go to weight watchers for quarter to 6. then finish at half 6 I need to get some dinner before band 7-10..

Went for another swim this morning. it really gets you off to a good start to the day me thinks

Micky - I'd love to go swimming every morning before work, but they moved the local pool out of the city centre to Cardiff Bay I remember the days of the old Empire Pool... that used to be right outside the train station.

rugbydreamer wrote: And work is so boring I had to come back on here

NIce to know we're wanted glad to be of assistance !! I know you said you'd started reading the book/s . How do you feel the series is 'measuring up'

that's a pity alright Cari.

There are about 5 in my area in total if memory and calculations are correct.

Cari, if you walked to the new pool and back would you need the swim?


(P.S. I'm in a funny mood )

Tobais Funke wrote:

I’m afraid I shot my wad on a dry run and I’m left with a mess on my hands…

There you go Micko!

Just been for a wee, one of the longest and most enjoyable ones I've ever had!!

Glas, what's bringing you to Blessington?

Glas - probably not, but a good shower!

Micky - yeah it's pants. Swimming is such a nicer exercise as well, I bet more people would do it if they could get to a decent pool. I used to go swimming all the time when I lived in West Wales.

Prop - where did you pee?

Mickado wrote:Glas, what's bringing you to Blessington?

The Irish Texel Sheep Premier sale, possibly. We have an open day at home the following day and it will only really be on to go if the travelling works out OK.

"I'm afraid I just blue myself" "Even if it means me taking a chubby I will suck it up"
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run"
"the big marriage expert,oh I'm sorry your wife is dead"

Tobias Funke. Legend.

Prop - where did you pee?

I vote that as the best comment ever on these boards.

Ah Penfro I didn't mean it like that! I'm trying really hard not to come on here so much as I know I should be doing my work, tis just that I prefer spending time in here then working, which isn't helped by the fact work bores me silly.

The series is really good. They've barely cut anything out (which surprised me) and it's just really well made. The guy who's acting Tyrion Lannister is superb, got the character spot on I think. Am about to start reading the 2nd book in my lunch break now

Cari wrote:Prop - where did you pee?

Is that ever an appropriate question to ask?

A good slash can be immensely satisfying, mind you.

I agree Luck. the amount of "aahhhs" I let out when having a satisfactory pee is quite high

That was an appropriate question for Prop who is stuck on the M4 in a queue of non-moving traffic! I mean I didn't want details....just you know...did he use the ashtray or what?

Dear Ms loneyhearts,

I've got probles and your the only one I know who can solve em, I love a girl but im dating her sister and if I persist in my persuit I will kiss her.

Your sex life is never uncomplicated is it Hughie?

Cari: I went in the bushes the other side of the hard shoulder, thought I was blocked well by a lorry and was I turn round I notice a megabus right next to the lorry..oops!!

rugbydreamer wrote:Ah Penfro I didn't mean it like that!

I know you didn't you Great Wassock (and I mean that in a non-derogatory or personally insulting type way )
Have you all the books in the saga ? Waterstones on the Hayes are doing some deals at the moment, might be worth a look

Thomond wrote:"I'm afraid I just blue myself" "Even if it means me taking a chubby I will suck it up"
"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run"
"the big marriage expert,oh I'm sorry your wife is dead"

Tobias Funke. Legend.

Here he comes; here comes John Wayne. "I'm not gonna cry about my Pa. Gonna build an airport- put my name on it!" Why Michael- so you can fly away from your feelings?

hughie1986 wrote:Dear Ms loneyhearts,

I've got probles and your the only one I know who can solve em, I love a girl but im dating her sister and if I persist in my persuit I will kiss her.

Class, pure class from Tin Lizzie !!

prop_lyd wrote:Cari: I went in the bushes the other side of the hard shoulder, thought I was blocked well by a lorry and was I turn round I notice a megabus right next to the lorry..oops!!

On the palm of her hand is a blister but its nothing to do with me.

The USA's national debt is 14.3 trillion dollars. Who do they owe?