Midweek RWC funny.

There is a lull in convesation, posters are getting wound up so i thought juat as a distraction i will put some:

"What would he have said"

on here, keep it light.

Heinrich Brussow on the banners in Auckland ‘The world is here to party’
“That should read, the English are here to party”

Morne steyn on kicking the new Gilbert rugby ball.
“ I always knew that Wilko can’t kick a ball”
“It is a ball, you place it, you kick it, it goes over.”

John Smit on his yellow card.
“Yeah, nobody appreciates my skills these days, have they not seen my one handed catches in the past?”

Schalk Burger on Brussow being the top tackler in the pool rounds
“ That guy can’t tackle, he is a con artist, just look at that dive he took.”

Percy Montgomery on Frans Steyn’s hair.
“ Of course he had to cut his hair, there is only one hair dryer in the squad and I’m using it.”

Dan Carter's missus on the great man
His groin choked

Gatts thanks for biting mate, there doesn`t seem to be much sense for a little humor today

(awesome emoticon option)

That emoticon shortcut cut be :rimshot:

Ka-dush

Davie wrote:That emoticon shortcut cut be :rimshot:

Ka-dush

rimshot

I don't like the sound of that.

I have now rimshot, had i known i wouldn't have used it, wouldn't have become a rimshotter.

I don't believe i was fully informed by the site of the consequences of using it

I feel emasculated.

Can you send me the address of 606v2 solicitor

Should be able to sell this to the papers

Forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't Faletau the top tackler with 39?

Sorry Biltong, you have the victory on the scoreboard so it's only natural for me as a Welshman to look for the little victories elsewhere!

CurlyOsp wrote:Forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't Faletau the top tackler with 39?

Sorry Biltong, you have the victory on the scoreboard so it's only natural for me as a Welshman to look for the little victories elsewhere!

Curly on the stats site I went brussow is no 1 and burger no2, I am on my phone now but will put the stats sit link on tomorrow morning

I'm only going by a local paper and this link:

http://sport.uk.msn.com/blog/beyond-the-far-post-blogpost.aspx?post=d7c5a13f-7443-45d0-9857-aaf7253cb382

Both of which put Brussow and Burger 2nd and 3rd respectivly, but that could just be Welsh bias.


More on topic:
Gatland on Gethin Jenkins's kick
"Sure Stevo's put on a little weight since his move to the front row, but as you can see his kicking has only improved"

EDIT: My apologies, just seen the date of the article.

Did you hear about the English man with inferiority complex?

He thought he was equal to everyone else.

Good work lads...! very funny

Adam Jones to Gethin Jenkins:

"yes but think how much better you'd have looked bashing over the Namibian full back with a full head of my glorious locks"