Manny Pacquiao > Chuck Norris FACT!

Not another Manny Pacquiao article I hear you cry! Well hopefully this is one you'll enjoy

When Graham Bell first invented telephone he had 2 missed calls from Manny Pacquiao

Manny Pacquiao grows weed in Farmville and sells it on Mafia Wars

When the president pushes the big red button Manny Pacquiao's cell phone rings

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Manny Pacquiao was the first man to walk on the sun.

There used to be a street named after Manny Pacquiao, but it was changed because nobody crosses Manny Pacquiao and lives.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.

Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Manny Pacquiao's goldfish.

Manny Pacquiao has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Manny Pacquiao buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets

Some magicans can walk on water, Manny Pacquiao can swim through land.

Manny Pacquiao once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Manny Pacquiao made Journey stop beleiving

Manny Pacquiao doesn't age. He levels up

Manny Pacquiao and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Manny Pacquiao can understand women.

People fear 2012 but 2012 fears Manny Pacquiao

Manny Pacquiao is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Manny Pacquiao counted to infinity - twice.

Manny Pacquiao puts phone companies on hold.

They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Manny Pacquiao can beat it fairly.

Death once had a near-Manny Pacquiao experience

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Manny Pacquiao.

Manny Pacquiao will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Manny Pacquiao can slam a revolving door.

Manny Pacquiao can cut through a hot knife with butter

Manny Pacquiao once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Manny Pacquiao can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Manny Pacquiao does not need Twitter...he is already following you.

Manny Pacquiao once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Manny Pacquiao grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.

Manny Pacquiao can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

Manny Pacquiao makes onions cry.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't jump he stares at gravity and it changes direction.

Manny Pacquiao once ran a marathon backwards...just to see what second place looks like.

Manny Pacquiao played who will blink first, with a mirror. And he won

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Manny Pacquiao allows to live.

When Manny Pacquiao does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Manny Pacquiao can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Manny Pacquiao made a Happy Meal cry.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Manny Pacquiao Once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

Manny Pacquiao once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since.

Manny Pacquiao knows the last digit of pi.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't age because time can't keep up with him.

Manny Pacquiao' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Manny misses jabs for fun

The bogeyman check under his bed at night for Manny Pacquiao.

So does Floyd Mayweather. Coincidence?

Nice thread

There used to be a street named after Manny Pacquiao, but it was changed because nobody crosses Manny Pacquiao and lives.

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That one made me laugh

I didn't realise there was so much, there's more, a lot more.

Manny Pacquiao doesnt go swimming, water just wants to be around him

Got to hand it to you hero that was funny.

Some kids wear superman pyjamas in bed, superman wears Manny Pacquiao pyjamas.

Mention of Chuck Norris reminds me of the moment in "Paul Calf's Video Diary " when they are sat around a pub discussing whether Chuck Norris is harder than Stallone.
(sample dialogue"But he were in Nam, that weren't acting, that were real!")
If they are still hanging out together now ,they are surely having the same conversation, except with Manny and Mayweather instead.

P.S-I'm excited as a school-kid though about Haye v Klitshko-CAN'T WAITTT !
This fight alone will hopefully justify 2011 as a good boxing year.

Manny Pacquiao invented rap music when his heart started beating

God believes in Manny Pacquiao.

Y I Man wrote:Manny Pacquiao invented rap music when his heart started beating

Pacquiao's heart doesn't beat, it destroys.

Manny invented Pacman based on his abilit to walk along eating small white pill shaped dots.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't go hunting, as the term 'hunting' implies the possibility of failure... Manny Pacquiao goes killing

Manny Pacquiao does not have a reflection in the mirror, It hides

Manny Pacquiao sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of Manny Pacquiao

Manny Pacquiao doesn't sleep in the dark because the sun is too afraid to set.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't 'tea bag' the ladies. He potato sacks them.

Manny Pacquaio could've walked to Mordor with no problems

Manny Pacquiao was a kamikaze pilot, he flew 56 successful missions before becoming a boxer

When Graham Bell first invented telephone he had 2 missed calls from Manny Pacquiao
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Hate to be pedantic (ok I'm lying I love it) but Bell did not invent the telephone, it was invented by Antonio Meucci

Manny Pacquiao can fry ants with a magnifying glass...In the middle of the night.

Sorry to be doubly pedantic Jeff but Meucci did not invent the telephone at all, feel someones been watching too much QI

Surely Pacquiao allowing either one of them to live long enough to invent anything is the real miracle here.

The Us Congress appear to disagree with you Ghosty, and I'll have you know I have been watching too much Sopranos and Godfather

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/jun/17/humanities.internationaleducationnews

The US Congress can say whatever they want, Meucci simply didn't invent a telephone

Pacquiao is so clever he invented a time machine when he was older.

rowley wrote:The Us Congress appear to disagree with you Ghosty, and I'll have you know I have been watching too much Sopranos and Godfather

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/jun/17/humanities.internationaleducationnews

Or was it Bourseil? Or Grey? Or Manzetti as it was his idea?

Ox, ghosty. Have just done a bit of reading on this and it's a right bleeding can of worms. Grey seems to have a pretty decent claim but on the grounds that I don't actually care think i'll have to make a tactical retreat from this one. Am personally happy to accept it was Manny

Certain people probably think that Bill Gates invented the telephone, modern day nutrition and scientific methods mean it couldn't have possibly been invented back in the olden days etc

To be fair to Bell Coxy had he had such methods and access to protein shakes he could have probably knocked up an Iphone 4 in his lunch time.

Manny Pacquiao doesn't get wet.
Water gets Manny Pacquiao

Manny Pacquiao doesn't have to succumb to gravity. He does it as a favour, so as to not hurt gravity's feelings.

Manny Pacquiao is ALLOWED to draw Mohammed.

Manny Pacquiao "receives" yet isn't gay

Giraffes were invented when manny pacquiao uppercutted a horse.

coxy0001 wrote:Manny Pacquiao "receives" yet isn't gay

Floyd Mayweather was considered the no.1 p4p boxer around Manny Pacquiao moved up to his weight class and now Floyd is consider a ducker and a coward.

D4thincarnation wrote:Floyd Mayweather was considered the no.1 p4p boxer around Manny Pacquiao moved up to his weight class and now Floyd is consider a ducker and a coward.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Considered a ducker by only you.

D4 is the thickest kid in the special class, which says a fair bit

azania wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:Floyd Mayweather was considered the no.1 p4p boxer around Manny Pacquiao moved up to his weight class and now Floyd is consider a ducker and a coward.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Considered a ducker by only you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe2BJst5P_Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xqPrR6r38

Exhibit A & B

If only there was somewhere to debate Manny and Floyd issues

D4thincarnation wrote:

azania wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:Floyd Mayweather was considered the no.1 p4p boxer around Manny Pacquiao moved up to his weight class and now Floyd is consider a ducker and a coward.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Considered a ducker by only you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe2BJst5P_Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xqPrR6r38

Exhibit A & B

I have to say, I haven't had a laugh like that for a long time. One of them compared Floyd to Marg Should I post articles where some have said that Pac is juicing hence his request for a cut off point?

Tell me something. If Pac to random (meaning anytime style random) would the first fight have happened? Why did Paq refuse random testing? Do you think his refusal (suspiscios) scuppered the first match?

The video game doom is loosely based on the time when Satan borrowed $10 from Manny and forgot to pay him back.

Re: Manny Pacquiao > Chuck Norris FACT!
by D4thincarnation on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:13 am

.Floyd Mayweather was considered the no.1 p4p boxer around Manny Pacquiao moved up to his weight class and now Floyd is consider a ducker and a coward.

Oh well some people have a sense of humour & get the joke while others sadly don't!

manny Pacquiao doesn't wear condoms because there is no protection from Manny Pacquiao

Manny can cheat on his wife and nobody really cares.

Its been said that some people are scared of their own shadow, but Manny's shadow is scared of him