What do you imagine 606ers look like?

Without being too nasty, how to you envisage the regular 606ers?

a grotesque bunch, that much is certain (except for mav )

Heh at this thread!

Can anyone tell me how u upload a photo?

I know what dynamark looks like so won't give anything away about him. Nice bloke, though.

I'm currently boarding a flight (to see Mrs Merc) so I'll give my thoughts later from chilly Suisse.

ban_bam wrote:a grotesque bunch, that much is certain (except for mav )

I'll take that as a compliment almost some form of Bromance in there somewhere

I imagine Mac to look like an oversized harry potter what with his wizard fetish and all.

Kwini I imagine to be the Parky type, well spoken good at debate and makes some good points

Don't know why, but I imagine Oldparwin to look like the actor James Cromwell (iRobot, Babe). Probably about 30 years younger and nothing like him. So apologies in advance.

On the whole male and white.

Mav with permatan and gold medallion a swiss Tony sort of bloke.

Diggers who's face hasn't broke into a smile for near on 20-years.

Mac wearing thick jumpers and dirty jeans, with dishevelled dirty hair after spending weeks under canvas outside St Paul's - They'll move you on today mate.

Kwini the rather portly ecentric who loves his tweeds and cravat, and thinks every month is Movember.

Geal bored to death with being a centrefold, as the travel is boring.

S-R the bullimic binge eater

D4S the Salvation Army captain

ban-bam the nightclub bouncer

JAS the Alan Whicker of 606

Mary the well known transvestite and organiser of nights out in Funny Girls Blackpool

Doc the bloke who's always quiet and won't offend anyone

I actually have a picture of super

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mclovin&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&rlz=1C1ASUT_en-GBGB425GB425&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=N0L1QfB_HpIt7M:&imgrefurl=http://gawker.com/retribution/&docid=YX5ONJTfwTN7pM&imgurl=http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/1/2008/02/mclovin3.jpg&w=236&h=360&ei=0IHGTubdCZGc8gP-_eB9&zoom=1


It may explain his poor form with the ladies.

That is not rue Mac, when I saw him at the Top gear Road show, he looked like this.

http://www.saladandsequins.com/2010/12/mr-motivator.html

Thank you my good fellow.Thinking of loosing the tash now Im chasing the ladies.
My experience of this was our day at Ashdown Forest years back and reality was quite surprising.

This is how I think of you Doc.....
http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/prods/rub73222.html

Lol here goes....of the ones I havent met

Mav, something like Barry McGuigan
Kwini, an American CNN reporter, not sure of the name
Keizo, the kid from 2 and a half men
Super, like a grown up version of Oor Wullie
Mac Paw Broon fae the Broons
Doc, like one of my GPs
Gael, Catriona Mathew but without the swing
Ban_Bam, the Inverness Caley centre half
Oldshanker like one of my golfing buddies who's old and prone to the occasional shank
Working on the others

This is how i imagine a few people

Mav

Spoiler:

Mac

Spoiler:

Davie

Spoiler:

Diggers wrote:This is how I think of you Doc.....
http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/prods/rub73222.html

Digs The gimp mask gave me away didn't it

McLaren wrote:I actually have a picture of super

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mclovin&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&rlz=1C1ASUT_en-GBGB425GB425&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=N0L1QfB_HpIt7M:&imgrefurl=http://gawker.com/retribution/&docid=YX5ONJTfwTN7pM&imgurl=http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/1/2008/02/mclovin3.jpg&w=236&h=360&ei=0IHGTubdCZGc8gP-_eB9&zoom=1


It may explain his poor form with the ladies.

MAC, I may have poor form with the ladies lately, the difference between you and I is that I don't pretend to have a girlfriend.

As for other 606ers, well mav and I had a chat what we thought Gael might look like but I'm not prepared to divulge

As for MAC, well thats a truly difficult one to nail down. I'm thinking a sloth like gamer intravenously connected to his playstation who hasn't seen daylight for months.

Hah - it has taken some time, but finally a thread that has made me giggle out loud.

Of course, I have met a number of 606ers and by and large they are fairly normal - NST excepted of course, you know what I mean JAS - Doc, I know what you do hopefully gimp masks are not a part of it, mind you, the weekends are your own.

It seems like there are a number of 5'6" terriers on the boards, so the spoken word does not always lie!

I'll get my coat.

Doc

A Salvation army captain? Sorry mate, you couldn't be further from the truth! Most of the time I am scruffy and unshaven but this month I'm sporting a Movember. Quite trendy on the golf course with my baselayers, Under Armour shirts and white belts

I have Davie down as an aging roccker, complete with long shaggy perm and shirt open to his navel topped of with a medallion and a leather jacket.

I've met JAS, NST, puligny, LJ, Oldshanker, Smithers Lord/Ladyputt and Turnip so I won't give anything away to spoil your visions of them.

Diggers strikes me as a Jack Dee.

Sorry Doc, I'm not a transvestite (well, not on weekdays anyway!)

Being fairly new on here I'm still building up my gallery of mental images of the regular posters.

So far .....

Mav - blonde with a healthy tan
Jas - dark hair, and rather suave
Mercurio - a bloke who wears tights
MAC - never seen without a golf brolly
Doc - intense looking guy with trendy glasses
Doon the water - a slim version of Monty
Grumpy Golfer - small, chubby chap with a white beard

Mary

I've got you down as potentially the third 606 pinup girl behind the gorgeous Bella Emberg and Megan the Fox.

Shall we just refer to you simply as Mary or would something like Mary Hotlegs be more appropriate?

Ha - I'm only 5' 1", so Stumpy might be more appropriate!

Mary wrote:Ha - I'm only 5' 1", so Stumpy might be more appropriate!

Stumpy Mary it is then

Mary wrote:
Mercurio - a bloke who wears tights

You either have a very surreal imagination or you're a nutcase.

Mav is spot on. I'm the only person in Vermont who has kegs of Barnsley Bitter sent over and tells stories of Skinner Normanton.

Doc's hopelessly off, must be using the wrong stethoscope.

I like JAS's characterisation of gael as a slightly different variation of Catriona Matthew so will have to consider other golf-alikes.

Starting with goldwolf as Gonzalo F'Dez, very efficient and brisk.

Mercurio wrote:

Mary wrote:
Mercurio - a bloke who wears tights

You either have a very surreal imagination or you're a nutcase.

The User Name conjours up images of Shakespearian type gentlemen! (you could be right about the surreal imagination!)

Mary wrote:

Mercurio wrote:

Mary wrote:
Mercurio - a bloke who wears tights

You either have a very surreal imagination or you're a nutcase.

The User Name conjours up images of Shakespearian type gentlemen! (you could be right about the surreal imagination!)

Ah, right, I'm with you.

I thought you were basing it on my postings!

Purely on appearance, nothing to do with what these guys do, just the nearest looking, so don't take offence!

mclaren - student
http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/180x200_eps/f/fresh_meat_ep0101.jpg

maverick - ladies man
http://musicalcyberspace.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/officergentleman.jpg

gaelgowfer - posh and clever
http://www.nailseapeople.co.uk/images/localpeople/ugc-images/275670/Article/images/13313791/3169579.png

d4s fun guy
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/4IWgWzS3uDI/0.jpg

Davie the old rocker
http://files.myopera.com/moodsofnorway/blog/DSC00534.jpg

super -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Richie_Ramsay.JPG

LJ - orwite son?
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/mark-wright-mark-wright-launches-towie-1QgfFT.jpg

Diggers - serious
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=eggheads+kevin&view=detail&id=FDBEBB7473D326C5E674DA6447FAAE08E43CE377&first=0

How about this for Kwini, the sophisticated al gore fan with a penchant for the odd drink. Kwini your writing is pretty good so I imagine the idea of a novel has crossed your mind.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=brian+family+guy&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&rlz=1C1ASUT_en-GBGB425GB425&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=-KfTWrHA3HxHQM:&imgrefurl=http://cartoongraphics.blogspot.com/2010/04/family-guy-brian-wallpaper.html&docid=f1kYXf5u-7hj0M&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UgJT7XB2G0Y/S-CLPc6ekDI/AAAAAAAANd4/slIv7ZJjBWc/s1600/family%252Bguy1%252B1024x768.jpg&w=1024&h=768&ei=NbzGTqKJN5Gc8gP-_eB9&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1074&vpy=335&dur=546&hovh=124&hovw=165&tx=139&ty=98&sig=117216036446325504058&page=1&tbnh=124&tbnw=165&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:21,s:0

I've also seen D4S on Facebook.

I don't really use it but one of the people it said I may know was D4S (I assume they look at e-mail addresses).

Again, not what I was expecting. I had him looking like a shorter and slimmer Gordon Kennedy but he reminded me of a cross between Luke McLaren's caddie, John McLaren and Duncan Bannatyne.

That was only on one view, mind.

I like the idea of doing this in golfalike terms. Im not sure i can make that work for all so im going celeb-alikes! Here goes -

Kwini - Richard Attenbrough
Digs - Corey Pavin with Hale Irwin glasses
Mac - Alan Partridge with curlier hair
Super - a skinnier version of C3PO
Mav - Jack Reacher
Doon - Rab C Nesbitt
D4S - Bob Hoskins with a Scottish accent
Gael - can't argue with the Catriona Matthews one, just without the laughter lines. Probably no laughter lines, none.
Davie - a slightly chubbier Sting

That's enough for now

Brilliant JPX, you got me down to a tee there

And Merc, I'm intrigued! Was that by any chance JAS's pics from last weekend?

MustPuttBetter wrote:I like the idea of doing this in golfalike terms. Im not sure i can make that work for all so im going celeb-alikes! Here goes -

Kwini - Richard Attenbrough
Digs - Corey Pavin with Hale Irwin glasses
Mac - Alan Partridge with curlier hair
Super - a skinnier version of C3PO
Mav - Jack Reacher
Doon - Rab C Nesbitt
D4S - Bob Hoskins with a Scottish accent
Gael - can't argue with the Catriona Matthews one, just without the laughter lines. Probably no laughter lines, none.
Davie - a slightly chubbier Sting

That's enough for now

Got to say....this has been the most amusing thread for a while....Now...ones I forgot earlier...
Davie...The Bill Bailey of 606v2
Lord and Lady Putt...Neil & Christine Hamilton (sorry but that's the conjured up image)
Navyblueshorts...for some inexplicable reason Stuart Pearce
JPX...for some strange reason a formula 1 racing driver or yesteryear, Coulthard perhaps
Diggers...Jeremy Paxman
Mustputtbetter - Corporal Jones from Dads Army

Quoting Mary...."JAS...rather suave"....Like but Oh dear!! You would be in for a shock or what if we ever met!! The same pictures D$S refers to from last Friday would confirm!!

drive4show wrote:

And Merc, I'm intrigued! Was that by any chance JAS's pics from last weekend?

I wouldn't know, D4S. It was just your profile pic. I think I saw it last week.

Ha thanks JAS! Could at least given me Private Walker!

Isn't Jack Reacher the lead character in Lee Childs novels. Apart from the height I'd say ironically many similarities with the character. I like Mercs idea of me again probbably pretty accurate so I'll accept the fact I'm now a combined character of those 2 descriptions happily.

Will have a think about what I have everyone down as

Doon~Rab C

I actually have video evidence of me as a 10stone Rab C. [Kilt, boots, vest and blood stained bandannah]
I was part of an exotic male dance group called 'The Chippenputts'
Well it was for Cheeeraty.

I am sure Gael's image involves her loooking distainfully at you over the top of her specs and shaking her head slowly. [Ahla Gremaine Geer]

Diggers/ Paxman~ best match so far IMO

That's the guy Mav
Excellent books

Maverick wrote:Isn't Jack Reacher the lead character in Lee Childs novels. Apart from the height I'd say ironically many similarities with the character. I like Mercs idea of me again probbably pretty accurate so I'll accept the fact I'm now a combined character of those 2 descriptions happily.

Eh? I haven't described you!

Keizo:-

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=donald+happy+gilmore&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=681&tbm=isch&tbnid=bqvoPk4ubEWl_M:&imgrefurl=https://www.facebook.com/group.php%3Fgid%3D121623657867305%26v%3Dphotos&docid=jQyifxC80OXuKM&itg=1&imgurl=http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/29937_120895861270494_100000502430117_239785_7220990_s.jpg&w=100&h=100&ei=HM3GTsKzCdKi8gOkpsVs&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=213&vpy=446&dur=558&hovh=82&hovw=82&tx=79&ty=39&sig=106946505493699670754&page=2&tbnh=80&tbnw=80&start=20&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:20

Hah - done it again - <snip D4S - Bob Hoskins with a Scottish accent snip>

Indeed!!!

Judging by the way Mrs Mav produces, I suspect Mav has a touch of the duracell bunny about him, with Popeye like forearms and possibly a winged bayonet tattoo!

Well so far Mary has one aspect of me down. The others, miles off! I think if I heard Mary's description I would have said it was OldParwin.

I'm just grumpy cos I don't play enough golf!

GG - Sorry, but I've got an image of you singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho ...." with a 7 iron resting on your shoulder.

Sorry Merc got the wrong name there.
My list:

Mac - Jonathon Creek (compete with anorak and battered plimsoles)
Diggers - Victor Meldrew
Keizo - A dose of Thrush or Louis Walsh!!
Kwini - As aready said Michael PArkinson
JPX - Joey Essex (now that he's newly single just hoping to dip his wick in anything)
D4S - A cross between Larry Lamb & El Mariachi
Gael - Grotbags
Lady & Lord Putt - Christine and Neil Hamilton, have to agree with the earlier comment on here
SR - Gordon Ramsey (being as he's a former chef, with a penchant for running and hates fatties)
Mercurio - Ewan McGregor ( no idea why just the image I have)
MPB - Dexter Fletcher
Jas - Mix between Jackie Chan for his kung fu and Old blue eyes Frnak Sinatra for his crooning (Jackie SInatra)
Doc - Tom Kite
Doon - John Jacobs - fine player in his early years and done lots for the game as age progresses
No SHanking - George Best loves a beer and is a sexual deviant where any lady is concerned
Davie - Samuel L Jackson you get the feeling no matter where he is Davie has his clubs

Mary

But isn't that you? You've already admitted being the missing eighth dwarf; Stumpy

Judging by the way Mrs Mav produces, I suspect Mav has a touch of the 1,duracell bunny about him, with [b2.]Popeye like forearms [/b]and possibly a 3.winged bayonet tattoo!.

1,I do have lots of energy so good desription that..
2.Again good shout, do have big forearms for my size, good for digging it out the rough
3.About one of the only tattoos I don't have, but I do have one with wings, as for what that is i'll leave it open to imagination

To add to my list:

Old Shanker: Lee Trevino can imagine him whistling away down the fairway
OldParwin: Clement Atlee no idea why just an image facially I have
Grumps: The grumpy old guy character offthe muppets (purely on name)
Mary: Lulu - You know you shouldn't but you'd consider it no offence meant

Guys (and girls), this is going to make a meet up all the more fun.
It's funny I'd already considered Diggers as being a rather curmudgeonly Victor Meldrew while I think Mac might be something like this:


http://www.allstarpics.net/0034661/014491261/road-trip-pic.html

loving the Gael description:-

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.imisstheoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/grotbags_381806a-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imisstheoldschool.com/%3Fp%3D510&h=580&w=396&sz=71&tbnid=t1eNPY2sJRCT1M:&tbnh=91&tbnw=62&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgrotbags%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=grotbags&docid=DtS5cbEugyWErM&sa=X&ei=l9rGTrapJtTc8gOMvPCQAQ&ved=0CCgQ9QEwAA&dur=1069



Can't quite picture you though Mav since you revealed your 5'6" frame.
I had you down as a Steve Collins ex pugilist hardman.
I'm now thinking a Paul Casey figure, shorter in stature but still with the popeye arms.

I was going to suggest Monty as Gael's lookalike.

I can't say I have recurring visions of anyone else on here based on their postings.