The WTA Frankestain Superstar challenge

Since the last time I opened the forum I noticed an alarming,I dare say mashruming expansion of fun quizzes, trivia, puzzzles and games of all sort.

I therefore would like to restore a balance to the site by proposing a brand new challenge: build your perfect WTA player and explain why!!

I would personally choose between:

- legs of Steffy Graf: charming, long, slim and fast.
- feet of Maria Sharapova (no fetishism attached to the choice). just like the black painted toes.
- the pierced belly of M. Kirilenko
- Caroline Wozs bum
- Arms and shoulders of Agnes Radwanska: round and tonic but not too muscular.
- Breast of SWilliams: which would be definitely a card to play for gaining lavish sponsor deals.
- Face and hair of M Sharapova: the angel and demon coming from the cold.

Your turn!

Anthing about tennis skills??? Just a thought since this is a TENNIS forum.

carrieg4 wrote:Anthing about tennis skills??? Just a thought since this is a TENNIS forum.

EHrmm this article is more focused on the athletic qualities (quick legs, tonic arms) rather than to technical capabilities........

Athletic qualities??? Is that what hey are calling it these days?

nothing from Ana Ivanovic?

I might do an ATP version.............Carlos Moya would feature heavily

polished_man wrote:

carrieg4 wrote:Anthing about tennis skills??? Just a thought since this is a TENNIS forum.

EHrmm this article is more focused on the athletic qualities (quick legs, tonic arms) rather than to technical capabilities........

Remind us, what are the "athletic qualities" of Serena Williams breasts ?

carrieg4 wrote:I might do an ATP version.............Carlos Moya would feature heavily

You are welcome! I knew that girls from Brighton are always very funny

Mad for Chelsea wrote:nothing from Ana Ivanovic?

How do you like; one leg from Steffy and one from Ana?

polished_man wrote:

Mad for Chelsea wrote:nothing from Ana Ivanovic?

How do you like; one leg from Steffy and one from Ana?

Wouldn't the four inch height difference be problematic??

carrieg4 wrote:

polished_man wrote:

Mad for Chelsea wrote:nothing from Ana Ivanovic?

How do you like; one leg from Steffy and one from Ana?

Wouldn't the four inch height difference be problematic??

Not at all. Wearing two different shoes at the same time, for example stiletto on you left foot and a ballerina shoe on your right, the gap would be perfectly balanced.

Could lead to a very twisted ankle!

polished_man wrote:

carrieg4 wrote:

polished_man wrote:

Mad for Chelsea wrote:nothing from Ana Ivanovic?

How do you like; one leg from Steffy and one from Ana?

Wouldn't the four inch height difference be problematic??

Not at all. Wearing two different shoes at the same time, for example stiletto on you left foot and a ballerina shoe on your right, the gap would be perfectly balanced.

Stiletto - better not be playing on a grass court; the groundsman would have a fit.

Anyway, if we are creating Frankenplayer, it's easy: Ana Ivanovic's body, Steffi's athleticism, Serena's ball striking and Jankovic's work rate. This being the WTA though, she's probably be cursed with Dementieva's second serve...

I assume "stain" in the title is a typo, rather than a sleazy innuendo or some clever joke?

Probably best not to go there HB, I have been studiously avoiding it