He's baaaaaccccckkkkk!!!!!

Y'all must have forgot!!

I wish he had of.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-2087806/Strictly-star-Audley-Harrison-TOWIE-country-comeback-fight.html


The big clown is to face off against Ali Adams.

To be fair, this is probably a step back for Adams.

No point in asking what your thoughts are lads, because its pretty obvious what those thoughts are when it comes to Audley.

So without further ado, let the mocking begin!!!!

Cheers

Dee

No offence to Mr Adams, but to describe this as an "Ali clash" is an insult to the great man.

As well as picking Adams purely for his name, the timing is clearly a cynical ploy by Audley to get maximum exposure for himself as boxing is in all the mainstream news today.

I hope Harrison gets destroyed.

Audley is terrified of expectation - when he was injured all the expectation is pgone and he came good. Even when the hardiest nuthugger gives up hope - Audley shows a glimpse of what he could hae been. I think we should hold a parade in his honour prefight in anticipation of his certain victory.

Great. Finally some excitement back in the heavy weight scene.

It's a strange fight imo. Audley doesn't need the money and he won't be earning much for this fight. He must think he can get one more big fight. I'm not convinced even if he wins this and another couple that someone like Fury, Pryce or Chisora would entertain him.

i don't know much about ali adams, but here is a top 5 adams' who i think would beat audley.

bryan adams
charlie adam
grizzly adams
all members of the addams family
rachel mcadams

I heard him on Talksport a few months back where he said he wanted one more fight before retiring.

He wants to go out on a good win.

From memory, he also stated that the shoulder injury that hampered him in the Haye fight is an ongoing problem that will not go away its something he has to manage.

milkyboy wrote:i don't know much about ali adams, but here is a top 5 adams' who i think would beat audley.

bryan adams
charlie adam
grizzly adams
all members of the addams family
rachel mcadams

Adam Faith would take him to the cleaners, would even fancy Adamski to take him, he is a killer after all.

rowley wrote:

milkyboy wrote:i don't know much about ali adams, but here is a top 5 adams' who i think would beat audley.

bryan adams
charlie adam
grizzly adams
all members of the addams family
rachel mcadams

Adam Faith would take him to the cleaners, would even fancy Adamski to take him, he is a killer after all.

That's crazy.

Union Cane wrote:

rowley wrote:

milkyboy wrote:i don't know much about ali adams, but here is a top 5 adams' who i think would beat audley.

bryan adams
charlie adam
grizzly adams
all members of the addams family
rachel mcadams

Adam Faith would take him to the cleaners, would even fancy Adamski to take him, he is a killer after all.

That's crazy.

Think we should put a seal on this one before it gets out of hand.

rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

rowley wrote:

milkyboy wrote:i don't know much about ali adams, but here is a top 5 adams' who i think would beat audley.

bryan adams
charlie adam
grizzly adams
all members of the addams family
rachel mcadams

Adam Faith would take him to the cleaners, would even fancy Adamski to take him, he is a killer after all.

That's crazy.

Think we should put a seal on this one before it gets out of hand.

Which takes us neatly to that picture of Holyfield and Klum.

Spoiler:

Humala humala.

I don't fancy Holyfield's chances.

Spent many a happy afternoon leafing through the first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine to be distributed in the UK. Ms Klum, as she was before she became Mrs Seal, was on the front cover and the subject of a number of exciting sporting poses which appeared in the centre pages. Man, it was invigorating!

not much point in asking you to circulate your copy... presumably those centre pages are stuck together

milkyboy wrote:not much point in asking you to circulate your copy... presumably those centre pages are stuck together

When the swimwear models were offered a ride with free willy I Imagine they didnt expect to get humped by a 8 stone brit.

ShahenshahG wrote:

milkyboy wrote:not much point in asking you to circulate your copy... presumably those centre pages are stuck together

When the swimwear models were offered a ride with free willy I Imagine they didnt expect to get humped by a 8 stone brit.

I never threw it out so presumably it's still in pristine condition at the back of the wardrobe in my childhood bedroom.

Shah, I haven't been 8 stone since I was about 11. Around that time I developed a love of crisps washed down with coke and that developed into a love of crisps washed down with guinness.

superflyweight wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

milkyboy wrote:not much point in asking you to circulate your copy... presumably those centre pages are stuck together

When the swimwear models were offered a ride with free willy I Imagine they didnt expect to get humped by a 8 stone brit.

I never threw it out so presumably it's still in pristine condition at the back of the wardrobe in my childhood bedroom.

Shah, I haven't been 8 stone since I was about 11. Around that time I developed a love of crisps washed down with coke and that developed into a love of crisps washed down with guinness.

Ah so your username is merely wishful thinking. Thats ok. I usually wish for an angry feminist ironing my clothes.

Back on topic...

Audley will win this fight, just watch.

AlexHuckerby wrote: just watch.

No

AlexHuckerby wrote:Back on topic...

Audley will win this fight, just watch.

No thanks, I want to watch my grass grow instead.

Ha, I think we will all end up watching, we as the British public seem to have some sort of weird fascination with Audley Harrison.

Audley is the ultimate guilty pleasure of any British boxing fan - I imagine that if the fight is widely available, more will tune in than they'd have us believe. Not in the expectation of seeing a world class display of the sweet science, you understand, but to see Audley get bellended again, to see how comically inept his performance is, or to see what excuses he gives after yet another embarrassing defeat / highly unconvincing win.

However Chris he will win this time, it's clearly his destiny...

I can see this on telly. It has train wreck appeal

And to think there's still 4 months to go before the fight......

The mind boggles just thinking about the frenzy of excitement there will be when there's just one day to go!! Actually in that time, i reckon Audley will say 6 times that he's going for another shot at a world title.

Audley should beat this guy surely? He's fought absolutely no one - guys with records showing huge amounts of losses. An easy starter fight for a comeback.

md_fan wrote:Audley should beat this guy surely? He's fought absolutely no one - guys with records showing huge amounts of losses. An easy starter fight for a comeback.

No. It is a significant event in realising the Dream. In hundreds of years time, small children will be given time off school to remember and honour this day