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George North goes into hiding

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Post by gnollbeast Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:13 pm

Unknown to George North, some Iranian diplomats were also watching the match. A fatwah has been issued out on him and he has been taken to a secret location until negotiations can commence. It is understood that the Iranians want to clone North and use an army of him to wreck havoc in the middle east. Iranian nuclear scientists hope to clone around 3 Norths, but it should only take about 2 fulfill their aspirations.


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Post by HammerofThunor Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:15 pm

Why don't the just look in Norfolk where he was born? I've heard there a lot of mutant types around there.

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Post by mystiroakey Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:15 pm

he is mutant anyway!

my theory is that england has a nucluear genetic testing site in wales(just so us english dont get any bad vibes from it), the woman that carried north should have been shipped to england , however she had north prematurely and north was born welsh!!

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Post by mystiroakey Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:16 pm

HammerofThunor wrote:Why don't the just look in Norfolk where he was born? I've heard there a lot of mutant types around there.

you what the lad is english anyway- dam you welshies

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Post by Biltong Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:18 pm

The Iraqi's have contracted Schalk Burger, they feel there is no need to clone him, one should be enough. Wink
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Post by HammerofThunor Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:19 pm

Is he going to be tasked to blind all opposition?

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Post by Biltong Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:21 pm

No, they just needed a THUG, they wanted a weapon of mass destruction.
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Post by JmD Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:22 pm

Can we get a ban on gnollbeast starting new threads? For today at least? Wink

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Post by HammerofThunor Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:22 pm

Saffa Ian Evans is bad influence on Bradley Davies. Turned him into a THUG who'll be looking for a new job when he's banned for life

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Post by trebellbobaggins Sun 05 Feb 2012, 5:29 pm

They should never have posted his dad to Anglesey, there is a player eng could have used!

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Post by gnollbeast Sun 05 Feb 2012, 7:09 pm

JmD wrote:Can we get a ban on gnollbeast starting new threads? For today at least? Wink

Can we get a ban on your reading them? They can't be that bad if you keep clicking and commenting on them.

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Post by gnollbeast Sun 05 Feb 2012, 7:10 pm

trebellbobaggins wrote:They should never have posted his dad to Anglesey, there is a player eng could have used!

His mother is Welsh so he would have chosen Wales anyway. Does anyone want to play for England right now??

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Post by faraway Sun 05 Feb 2012, 7:22 pm

gnollbeast wrote:
His mother is Welsh so he would have chosen Wales anyway. Does anyone want to play for England right now??

Ben Morgans??

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