Ultra fast fast forward Raw

Havent got time to give you a break down of what happened in fast forward. Only have time for a bullet point break down. Sorry FFRRR fans (Hi Ma!).


Teddy Long in charge for the night. Holla holla playas.

HBK comes down to the ring for a section with HHH - got bored about 3 minutes in so I am not sure what was said, but I think that HBK turned heel with his words.

Santino vs Swagger for US belt. Big Johnny and Otunga come down to ring. As does Vickie and Ziggles. Lots of interference, then Teddy comes down with his girldfirend. Swagger gets cobra'd and Santino s new US champ after Teddy ejects johhny and Otunga from the building. Johnny is guest Smackers gm this week.

Rock History lesson number 1 - Boston tea party - good funny promo.


Eve vs someone. Eve Torres wins. Zach comes out on crutches and makes a Broski before hoski remark. Cole comments how lame it was. It really was. Backstage Eve snogs Zach who smiles. Inside we all die a little at the awfulness of this storyline.

Cena promo in an empty arena. Looks mournful. I look bored.

Tag match (not made by Teddy Long during the show) - Punk/ Sheamus vs Y2J/ Bryan. Didnt watch it but Y2J won the match by pinning punk. The champs arent important tonight anyway. It the Rock/ Cena show tonight folks.

Another Rock history lesson in front of Paul Ravere this time. Not as good as the first one.

Big Show vs Miz. Cody comes out with a wrestlemania moment. Show still manages to squash the Miz. From Main event of Wrestlemania to getting squashed by Show in a year. Mamma Mizinin must be soooo proud.

Another Rock promo in the dark somewhere in Boston - he is coming to the arena.

Truth cuts a "to camera" promo which is very funny. But then gets squashed by Kane. Survivor series main event? Miz/Truth vs Rock/ Cena. Fast forward to Raw and Miz/ Truth both get squashed. Oh yeah, Oton comes out and RKOs Kane. So exciting this match is going to be. Colour me indifferent.

Cena comes to the ring. Delivers a promo which is not bad but the crowd are not on his side. And its his home crowd! Rock comes out and Cena looks distinterested - surprised the Rock didnt laugh during this section. Rock steal my 6Wf promo about seeing fear in the eyes. Vince - PM for my bank details. Cena holds his own and the rock leaves. Cena continues to promo after the Rocks departure. Cena jumps in the crowd who are now pro-cena. Ends with him with his father and wife in the corwd.

Raw rating - better than Mae Young giving birth to a hand but nowhere near as good as Edge and Lita celebrating by having sex in the ring.

See you next week. Perhaps.

Miz cuts a "to camera" promo which is very funny.
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It was Truth!


I wouldn't say the crowd was pro-cena, he ran over to the only adult Cena fans he could find (I wouldnt be surprised if Vince planted them here just to say ''Hey look! Grown ups like Cena too! Pleeeeease support him'')

Watching the Beginning part of CM Punk and Jericho fight in the tag team match, makes me more excited to see them face off in WM. It will be epic stuff

psycho-gooner wrote:Miz cuts a "to camera" promo which is very funny.
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It was Truth!


I wouldn't say the crowd was pro-cena, he ran over to the only adult Cena fans he could find (I wouldnt be surprised if Vince planted them here just to say ''Hey look! Grown ups like Cena too! Pleeeeease support him'')

Typo on my part! It was truth and will change it now.

He must have known the guys he jumped into the crowd with first of all, one of them looked like him, so it could be his brother.

I am so looking forward to Taker/HHH in the cell!

Just to confirm from the HBK HHH segment, HBK confirms he is the special guest referee at the Hell in a Cell match.

Anyone else find it funny the one night Long is in charge of Raw that he made the main event "match" a TAG TEAM MATCH!!!

The Main event match which was about an hour before the end of the show!

Last night, the champs were hugely insignificant.

Wrestlemania is about HHH/ Taker and Rock/ Cena - the actual matches that should matter (ie the top belts) are going to be filler. CM Punk the most important man in wrestling? Somebody tell Vince that.

Eli Cottonwood leading David Otunga away.

Cody Rhodes is phenomenal!!

King Beer wrote:Eli Cottonwood leading David Otunga away.

I knew I recognised that guard!