Collection of Windyisms

comment by HumanWindmill (U11352911)


posted Jan 24, 2011

Just wondered who you guys thought would win in a heavyweight boxing match between Audley Harrison and George Foreman?

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A more interesting question might be :

Who would win in a Mastermind competition between you and a walnut ?

OR :

Which is funnier, you or pneumonia ?

OR :

How many of you would it take to make a quarterwit ?

OR :

How many articles can you write, believing that you are a startlingly original comic talent, only to subsequently learn that others even further down the food chain have beaten you to it ?

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comment by HumanWindmill (U11352911)


posted Jan 24, 2011

rio ferdinand is the next messi! discuss.

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I'd rather discuss haemorrhoids, or, in your case, gum disease

(Particular favourite of mine)


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Favourite poster...

Pound for pound
by conn_man (U14271129) 05 February 2010


I've got to say, since THE YES NO MAN joined the boards, he's become my favourite poster.

Would you agree...?

comment by HumanWindmill (U11352911)


posted Feb 5, 2010

Yes and no.

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HumanWindmill wrote:

rowley wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:

Waingro wrote:Why has my post on the Klitchkos next opponents gone??

Take a guess.

Preserved forever in the vault?

Only because the toilet was blocked.

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Am looking through more - so feel free to add your own.

Ha classic, cheers Shah mate.

Windy at his finest, never indulged in taking him on personally as I knew I'd be severely outwitted, in a mismatch.

Cheers Rodders

comment by HumanWindmill (U11352911)

posted Feb 15th 2009

ONETWO your knowledge of boxing is far superior to anything I know. What you have forgotten in boxing can fill a book. I am in awe great teacher.

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Windmill your honesty humbles me greatly,from this day forth they will refer to you as windy. Arise Sir windy I will teach you all that I know of the noble art of pugilism and together we will forge a legacy never seen before. I have taught the ones they call rowly and captain but they have rebelled so go forth wise student and ridicule me at every chance you get whilst knowing the truth. Make them believe oh windy that I am a teenage girl and feared global assassin but never let them know that I am the bible of boxing. Oh student go forth and teach the laymen what I have taught you go my son.

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I will great teacher.

So so so many great Windyisms; and an unrivaled patience to go with his wit. It was his ability not to get drawn in personally that set him apart for me

The old hippy is a legend.

That Yes No line is so lame it's absolutely brilliant, cracked me up.

Once he sent me an email on the lines of...'Steffan your a good guy. Just calm down on the psycho nationalistic stuff'

A week later he sent me another email saying 'Glad youve calmed down and good to see your enjoying yourself on here'

He was a top bloke and always took the time