The Translation Game

Using Google Translator ( Click Here ), write a sentence of whatever you want in English. Then follow these steps (you may use more languages if you wish):

1. Translate sentence from English to Japanese.
2. Translate from Japanese to Norwegian.
3. Translate from Norwegian to Russian.
4. Translate from Russian to English.
5. Post your results back here.

Let's see who uncovers the funniest outcomes! 

Original sentence:

I walked in the pub but they called last orders and wouldnt serve me!

Using the above languages, it becomes:

I went to the pub, he would have called last orders, serve me!

Original sentence:

Once there was an old man walking down the street when all of a sudden a pigeon flew down beside him and attacked him.

Translated after 7 different languages:

When you walk down the street when a man goes for other purposes, and suddenly he was attacked.

how do you learn to fall from a twenty foot ladder?

came back as

Why teach a 20-foot fall from a ladder?

I like big butts

turns into

I love big @ss!!!

The computer blew up whilst i was trying to fix it and set fire to the carpet resulting in my house burning down.

Became after 8 choices:

Fire equipment repair my house down, and while I try to make the flames flare up from the carpet.

Some people shop at iceland, i prefer thailand.

Came back as;

But some people act on the island, I prefer Thai

Mamma said knock you out, i'm gonna knock you out

Came back as;

Mama said knock you out, I'm gonna kick your @ss

I was walking through the jungle when I heard my tummy rumble, diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

becomes:

I'm in the abdomen, diarrhea, diarrhea when I heard the rumble went through the jungle.

Original: "Help me! I cried to the firefighters, my house is on fire!"

Translated: "Help! I have my house is on fire, firefighters cried for help!"

Literally a Russian Reversal.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

after 8 choices becomes:

Heavy selling of the MFA at the beach

'Make me my sandwiches, bitch' becomes 'My sandwich, make sure the woman.'

Original: hi im high cause my names jeff it helps me sort my life out

Trans: the TNA bored have came up with a new match for the Championship You have 90seconds to try and spot whos high

Once upon a time there was a crazy chicken who kept running around his pen chasing all the other chickens. He kept pecking at them and wanted to be the king chicken on the farm.

Becomes

Chick was not crazy, always follow the pen has run like chickens. Each of the highest level, and the king chicken farm.

I could have fun with this all night

Original- Yoshi Tatsu will be the next world heavyweight champion
Outcome- Yoshi instrumental, as the next world heavyweight champion

Original- Hi my name is ncfc_Tooze and 606v2.com is the greatest sports forum on the planet today
Outcome- Hi, my name ncfc_Tooze, 606v2.com is currently the biggest sport in the world forum.

Glee is quite possibly one of the worst shows I have seen. Although some people like it, i just cant understand their passion for the programme.

Becomes

I also saw one of the best displays of pleasure. Although some people I do not understand their love.

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little
low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to
me
Mama I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's
dead
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Becomes:

And in real life?
Or is it just my imagination?
Caught in an avalanche.
Escaping from reality, no.
Open your eyes watching the sky and see
I'm the bad guy does not need sympathy.
Because you can always easily get me a little bit high.
Sports.
I also think that the outcome of the battle of Red important.
I.
Mama just killed.
Put your hands on your head, and now I can delete my example.
Death.
Looking at life quickly.
But now I've thrown away.
Mother does not mean that you have a complaint.
If you do not support this time tomorrow.
To get, nothing happens.
Too late, my time has come.
Let me goosebumps, body aches all the time.
Goodbye, Ev'rybody, gotta go.
You can forget the truth and face.
Mom, I do not want to die.
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born all

some brilliant lines in that

The translation game can generate some rather amusing responses.

After about ten different translations, becomes:
And his answer is a bit strange, can translate part of the game

"Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!"

becomes

"Only the attack on Pearl Harbor, the bombing Hirojima, as in Germany!"

-----

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! NO SHUT UP NED! Get a GPS in this thing! You're a redneck! You drive a redneck truck! Yuri dump! Get my bags! GIT MAH BRAAAGS! And you can shine my shoes if I want ya to!"

becomes

"Belt up! Belt up! Belt up! SHUT UP not down-up! This case, GPS is now available! You goon! You are driving a truck redneck! Yuri dump! My gift bag! Git's Mahjong BRAAAGS! If I'm not myself, and you can throw my shoes!"

-----

"I'm doing him an egg! You're not me and you paris! I'm sanding into your dumb redneck ass! I'm hungry!"

becomes

"I have an egg done to him! You are not me, you Paris! I sandpaper to your dumb country ass! I'm hungry!"

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

becomes

Considerable progress in a very big step for a man of the people

i tried it and it just was the same. i will try it agian but make it a bit more diffifcult

Original:

Yoshi Tatsu! He did it, he won the Royal Rumble! Bah gawd he did it King! He is headling Wrestlemania! Skittles! They're fruity! Fruity, fruity Skittles, they're fruity!

Translation:

Yoshi alone! He won the Royal Rumble! She made ​​him king, Lord! He is head of treatment Wrestlemania! Skittle's! They are fruity! Fruit, Fruit Skittles, they are a fruit!

before- when i'm older i would love to try and apply for a job at nasa so i can go see my mate on the moon. if i get accepted then i will bring my dog with me


after: Older When I'm in love, is determined to try and advertise, and in August in a sing See my buddy on the moon. So if I get approved tomorrow Bring Me with my dog

"Your Father was my brother but my Mother was your sister"

became...

"Your father's brother, my mother, I was your sister"



AND


"I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes"

became...

"Pheasant Plucker has pheasant plucking"

Too many cooks spoil the broth
is now....
Too much food, spoil the broth

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
is now...
Pickled peppers Peter Piper Pekkupikkuappu (which is a malay/indonesian word, can't find out what it means)



To be, or not to be, that is the question:
is now...
It is not, or that you have a question: