If Wrestling was 100% real

by UpsideDownFace Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:00 pm

If it wasn't scripted but the product was exactly the same, what questions would you ask?

For example:

How come the last match on the card ALWAYS finishes before the show goes of the air?

Why, when a table gets set up outside the ring, is it in the perfect position for someone to go through when being pushed off a ladder?

When there is a large collection of people outside the ring, why do they all stand up at the exact time someone is about to jump from the ring on to them?

As you can see, this is just a bit of fun.

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:21 pm

Why does the cobra or the worm hurt more than a normal open fisted punch...

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:22 pm

Why do wrestler's need a finishing move

Why can some wrestlers do an RKO in a match, but not get a pinfall straight after....

by bretmeharty Mon 13 Aug 2012, 2:26 pm

Why wear speedos

by The Awesome Giz Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:43 pm

Why is Mick Foley still alive?

by Kay Fabe Mon 13 Aug 2012, 3:55 pm

Why is there so much concern about "The Deadman's" health?

by **Crimey** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 4:19 pm

Why would marrying the bosses daughter help?

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Mon 13 Aug 2012, 4:43 pm

Why would the word Kayfabe exist?

by liverbnz Mon 13 Aug 2012, 4:53 pm

Why is anyone watching this?

by dummy_half Mon 13 Aug 2012, 4:57 pm

Why does it take the ref so long to count to 3, and particularly to 10 for a KO?

How can apparently unconscious wrestlers manage to thrust one arm into the air at a count of 2 and a bit?

by jp97 Mon 13 Aug 2012, 5:03 pm

How do these men stand up after being hit in the head with a sledgehammer?

by **Crimey** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 5:06 pm

Why does the referee count slower the longer the match goes on?

Why do the referees immediately get knocked down?

Why do some wrestlers think doing flips in the air will make it hurt more?

Why do you some wrestlers think jumping onto a steel chair will hurt the other person more than them?

How can people go from hating each other to not knowing or liking each other within months?

by Samo Mon 13 Aug 2012, 5:16 pm

Where do you learn to fall off a twenty foot ladder?

by Beer Mon 13 Aug 2012, 5:52 pm

How did she give birth to a hand?

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 6:13 pm

why would people feel the need to tap out to a John Cena STF?

by The Awesome Giz Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:02 pm

Why are finishers not as strong at Wrestlemania?

Why hit people with the flat side of a chair when the edge would clearly be more painful?

Why aren't Great Khali, Big Show and Mark Henry the champions all the time?

by UpsideDownFace Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:21 pm

Why do people only fall on to the ropes when facing Rey Mysterio?

by Buzzman Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:48 pm

Samo wrote:Where do you learn to fall off a twenty foot ladder?

hahaha love it!

by Miz NG Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:23 pm

How did Albert Del Rio get that rich to afford so many nice cars to drive into the arena?

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:26 pm

Why would Heath Slater still be in employment?

by glasgowhibs Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:32 pm

Would Sheamus be deported if he stole ADR's car in real life?

by **Crimey** Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:24 pm

Why are chair shots more powerful outside of matches?

by Guest Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:37 pm

Why does a former UFC heavyweight champion keeping running away from the boss' son in law?

by bretmeharty Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:54 pm

Why can someone just be allowed to have a title match without earning the right to be no.1 contender.

by Adam D Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:54 pm

Why are there stop signs uner the ring? And 50ft ladders for that matter!

by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:03 pm

Why doesn't Cena wear sensible fighting shoes rather than trainers?

by bretmeharty Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:04 pm

Is it just a coincidence that every time the Spanish announce table is there, it gets destroyed.

by Jammy31 Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:32 pm

Why has Goldberg changed his name to Ryback?

by paulscholes Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:02 pm

when your punching someone who is busted wide open why is there no blood on your hands?

by Liam Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:05 pm

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME GOD DAMN IT!

by **Crimey** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:06 pm

Why have moves and weapon shots suddenly stopped making people bleed?

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:23 pm

If you fall off the titantron you are healthy enough to wrestle the week later

by TheCelticGarbutt Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:34 pm

Why would you paint Hogans face?

by UpsideDownFace Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:14 pm

martyr wrote:IT'S STILL REAL TO ME GOD DAMN IT!

Can't believe it took so long for someone to say that.

Expected it as soon as I posted the article!

by Moo Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:31 pm

If somebody jumped off the top turnbuckle to the outside, surely you'd just get out of the way rather than catch them?

by Kay Fabe Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:59 pm

TheCelticGarbutt wrote:Why would you paint Hogans face?

Why the hell would you not paint his face brother?

by bretmeharty Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:02 pm

the-gaffer wrote:
TheCelticGarbutt wrote:Why would you paint Hogans face?

Why the hell would you not paint his face brother?

Hogan has a face brother?

by **Crimey** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:37 pm

bretmeharty wrote:
the-gaffer wrote:
TheCelticGarbutt wrote:Why would you paint Hogans face?

Why the hell would you not paint his face brother?

Hogan has a face brother?

Yeah, Horace Hogan.

by dallym Thu 16 Aug 2012, 3:35 am

Why didn't the shockmaster shock the world?

by MetalMotty Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:06 am

Did Sid vicious/Justice ever really rule the world?

by dallym Thu 16 Aug 2012, 1:30 pm

how come when Jake the Snake DDTed someone, they stayed down, but when anyone else does it it only gets a two count? Heck, Orton does it off the ropes and only gets a two count

by **VDT** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 1:46 pm

What is it about Kane's mask, do Women find so attractive?

by Guest Thu 16 Aug 2012, 3:23 pm

How, after all these years, is there no-one in the world stronger than Mark Henry?

by Guest Thu 16 Aug 2012, 3:33 pm

What the hell is the Rock cooking and why has it taken 14 years thus far?

Get a microwave man.

by dyrewolfe Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:23 pm

- Why trade single punches, back and forth, when you could deck an opponent with a quick flurry/combo?

- How come the paramedics aren't called in a LOT more often, especially after high-risk moves?

- Shouldn't the area around the ring be expanded, given how much fighting goes on there, to increase audience safety?

- Shouldn't the rules for tag team matches actually be enforced at some point?

- Why doesn't distracting referees result in a DQ or some other penalty?

- Commentators: why can't they do anything other than state the bleeding obvious?

- Shouldn't wrestlers exhibiting split personality disorder be given time off for psychological evaluation?

by Ché Guerrero Tue 21 Aug 2012, 7:01 pm

Why does walking up the ramp mean you have escaped a beating from someone?

Why do wrestlers catch high flyers rather than just sidestep them?

Why are there no weight categories?

If disqualification means you retain the championship why would the Champion bother showing up?

by Looseheaded Sat 22 Sep 2012, 9:40 pm

-Why does Big Show need to build up an entire match just to punch someone in the head?
-In what way is an FU/Attitude Adjustment more painful than a basic suplex?
-How is Mick Foley not dead yet?
-Why do wrestlers not just duck after HBK 'Tunes up the band'?
-Why is it that when not in the ring/match, a wrestler seems vulnerable to the weakest attacks?
-Why are referees so gullible/easily distracted?
-Why would you do this to yourself?
-How in the hell did HHH pull Steph McMahon?

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