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Post by Fernando on Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:38 am

here some headlines which truly are ridiculous

one arm man applauds kindness of strangers

a-rod goes deep, wang hurt

condom truck tips , spills load

attorney sues himself

state population to double by 2040 babies to blame

midget sues grocer over belittling remarks

student excited dad got head job

add some more Smile


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Post by Guest on Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:43 am

The Bed Shed broken into, police spring into action.

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Post by Schrodinger's Cat on Tue May 10, 2011 12:45 am

Thieves have stolen the police station lavatory - detectives have nothing to go on.

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Post by D4thincarnation on Tue May 10, 2011 2:38 am

Brazilians protest against Bush.

An article covering the state visit of George Bush to Brazil.

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Post by Doon the Water on Tue May 17, 2011 5:27 am

Road signs, all genuine

Cafe Left Under Bridge [damned careless.]

20 MPH Children Playing [they are so quick]

Bag Your Own Manure. [why]

Caution Cr*p on the Road
[I think that should have been mud, but I know the farmer and he said it was definately cr*p, the Polis thought it was really funny to.]

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Post by Adam D on Tue May 17, 2011 7:09 am

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

check out the headline and then the name of the reporter.

You couldnt make it up!

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Post by Davie on Tue May 17, 2011 7:26 am

Got a "page not found" error on that one

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Post by Adam D on Tue May 17, 2011 7:38 am

Davie wrote:Got a "page not found" error on that one

I just clicked it again and it worked for me. Try it again Davie and let me know.

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Post by Adam D on Tue May 17, 2011 7:40 am

Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals

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Roger Boyes, Berlin Correspondent of The Times

thats the headline and reporter if the link doesnt work.

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Post by Davie on Tue May 17, 2011 7:43 am

Oh that one. Saw that about 12 months ago. Still won't work for me - you've probably got it cached

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Post by Doon the Water on Wed May 18, 2011 6:49 am

An old golfing partner was called Jimmy Riddle.

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Post by Il Gialloblu on Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:37 pm

Man Found Dead In Graveyard.

My favourite real one was when John Savident (I think that's his name) who plays/played Fred Elliot got stabbed in the neck. Nothing funny about that of course but The Sun went with 'I've Been Stabbed, I Say I've Been Stabbed'.
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Post by Cari on Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:40 am

The best newspaper headline I ever saw was this one from (I think it was) The Sun:

"Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious"

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Post by activereactive on Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:49 am

[quote="Il Gialloblu"]Man Found Dead In Graveyard.




Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh

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Post by Thomond on Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:15 am

It was in the Simpsons but still, "Old man yells at cloud"

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Post by Murdochhackedme on Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:26 am

Paraphrasing, but this one is legit.

News of the world hacked into phones of police officers originally investigating them for hacking.
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