Who wont win the royal rumble 2013?

Me dont think the undertaker or kane will win.
Me hopes that john cena wins me love a bit of cena.

Personally i dont think Chris Benoit will win.

Me agree, me no think taker or Kane will win

I don't think I will iwn

Others that won't win...

Bert & Ernie
H from Steps
Michael McIntyre
Fatboy from Eastenders
Emile Heskey
Craig David
The Wilson Picketts
Dominic Diamond
Gina G
Makka Pakka
Dave Lee Travis (though prior to his arrest was a shoe in)
Frank Black
Barry Chuckle
Michelle Heaton
Stu Francis
Alison Moyet
Tim Vincent
Professor Brian Cox
Kate Middleton
Ed the Duck

I'd never rule Heskey out

Hero wrote:Others that won't win...

Bert & Ernie
H from Steps
Michael McIntyre
Fatboy from Eastenders
Emile Heskey
Craig David
The Wilson Picketts
Dominic Diamond
Gina G
Makka Pakka
Dave Lee Travis (though prior to his arrest was a shoe in)
Frank Black
Barry Chuckle
Michelle Heaton
Stu Francis
Alison Moyet
Tim Vincent
Professor Brian Cox
Kate Middleton
Ed the Duck

Makka Pakka and his stone gimmick could get over with the WWE Universe. I wouldnt rule him out.

Stu Francis cutting promos and reeling off one liner after one liner would be comedy gold. I wouldnt rule him out.

But Michelle Heaton. Saying she wont win because she's had her boobs removed is just harsh Hero, very very harsh.

AntLord wrote:I don't think I will iwn

I don't think you will iwn either.

I also don't think you'll win.

Its been a while since we've had a Mexican on board

i wouldnt say Barry chuckle is a definate No. Can see him and Paul double teaming and being the final 2.
Im sure they can eliminate a few with the "To Me To You"

Im Going For A Couple Of Wild Guesses As To Who Wont Win

Vince Russo
Eugene
Hornswoggle
Grant Holt
David Arquette
Harry Hill

This article has the potential to be the new 'why did sting paint hogans face?'

I also don't think Professor Brian Cox will win, the time to pull the trigger on the prof was obviously 2007! Another wasted opportunity!

Hero wrote:Others that won't win...

Bert & Ernie
H from Steps
Michael McIntyre
Fatboy from Eastenders
Emile Heskey
Craig David
The Wilson Picketts
Dominic DiamondGina G
Makka Pakka
Dave Lee Travis (though prior to his arrest was a shoe in)
Frank Black
Barry Chuckle
Michelle Heaton
Stu Francis
Alison Moyet
Tim Vincent
Professor Brian Cox
Kate Middleton
Ed the Duck

He might not, but i've got £20 on Dustin Diamond winning.....

Grant Holt has a chance if he enters. He's so fat that he wouldn't be picked up by even Big Show!

Mr H wrote:

Hero wrote:Others that won't win...

Bert & Ernie
H from Steps
Michael McIntyre
Fatboy from Eastenders
Emile Heskey
Craig David
The Wilson Picketts
Dominic Diamond
Gina G
Makka Pakka
Dave Lee Travis (though prior to his arrest was a shoe in)
Frank Black
Barry Chuckle
Michelle Heaton
Stu Francis
Alison Moyet
Tim Vincent
Professor Brian Cox
Kate Middleton
Ed the Duck

Makka Pakka and his stone gimmick could get over with the WWE Universe. I wouldnt rule him out.

Stu Francis cutting promos and reeling off one liner after one liner would be comedy gold. I wouldnt rule him out.

But Michelle Heaton. Saying she wont win because she's had her boobs removed is just harsh Hero, very very harsh.

I outruled Makka Pakka as I reckon there would be outside intereference from Iggle Piggle after they have a backstage argument over him flirting with Upsy Daisy.

MtotheC wrote:This article has the potential to be the new 'why did sting paint hogans face?'

I also don't think Professor Brian Cox will win, the time to pull the trigger on the prof was obviously 2007! Another wasted opportunity!

Imagine the Coxinator on commentary, he'd be gold!

Craig Mackiel Smith has no chance. Maybe we could see a shock return for Vicente and he might win the rumble?

Other people i think wont win it

Rob Conway
Kharma
Clinton Morrison
Mark Cosgrove
Rory Hamilton Brown
Ken Barlow
Chris Tarrent

Before his obvious addiction I would of given Cookie monster a shot but it has now consumed him, what a waste!

Such a loss comparable to how Scott Hall messed it all up.

WHY COOKIE MONSTER?! WHY?!?!?!

crazygangwomble wrote:

Hero wrote:Others that won't win...

Bert & Ernie
H from Steps
Michael McIntyre
Fatboy from Eastenders
Emile Heskey
Craig David
The Wilson Picketts
Dominic DiamondGina G
Makka Pakka
Dave Lee Travis (though prior to his arrest was a shoe in)
Frank Black
Barry Chuckle
Michelle Heaton
Stu Francis
Alison Moyet
Tim Vincent
Professor Brian Cox
Kate Middleton
Ed the Duck

He might not, but i've got £20 on Dustin Diamond winning.....

Having seen him play for Aberdeen it's amazed me how Zander Diamond hasn't taken up Wrestling yet

I dont fancy Neil Buchanans chances...

He Could Bring In Some Ilegal Foreign Objects (Paint Brushes etc) That He Could Jab People With

Id like him to return to one of his zzzap characters as opposed to his art attack character, he is a modern day mick foley.. I hear he is in a rock band at the moment though

Kay Fabe wrote:

crazygangwomble wrote:

Hero wrote:Others that won't win...

Bert & Ernie
H from Steps
Michael McIntyre
Fatboy from Eastenders
Emile Heskey
Craig David
The Wilson Picketts
Dominic DiamondGina G
Makka Pakka
Dave Lee Travis (though prior to his arrest was a shoe in)
Frank Black
Barry Chuckle
Michelle Heaton
Stu Francis
Alison Moyet
Tim Vincent
Professor Brian Cox
Kate Middleton
Ed the Duck

He might not, but i've got £20 on Dustin Diamond winning.....

Having seen him play for Aberdeen it's amazed me how Zander Diamond hasn't taken up Wrestling yet

he wrestles for BAW now

MtotheC wrote:This article has the potential to be the new 'why did sting paint hogans face?'!

Im Still Waiting For The Answer To That

I don't think Trevor McDonald will win, don't think Chris Kamara will be winning either.

Was tempted to have a punt on Jon Snow winning but don't think so anymore.

I heard rumours about Jimmy Carr being a possibility, but apparently he's just had some shoulder surgery so I guess not.

How cool would it be if Jimmy Saville pops uip with a demonic look saying "It was me Austin...it was me All along!!!"

Rylan from X Factor I'm unsure on, he's got the height, the moves, he could be a contender, and his name is a bit like Ryback.

Kay Fabe wrote:How cool would it be if Jimmy Saville pops uip with a demonic look saying "It was me Austin...it was me All along!!!"

It was him with Steph rather than Savage?

Amy wrote:

MtotheC wrote:This article has the potential to be the new 'why did sting paint hogans face?'!

Im Still Waiting For The Answer To That

Aren't we all!!! I think it will go down in history as one of life little mysteries such as what comes first the chicken or the egg or how the hell Chris Maloney made the x factor final

On that note though, has anyone ever seen Chris Maloney and Ryback in the same room?

Spoiler:

Hero wrote:On that note though, has anyone ever seen Chris Maloney and Ryback in the same room?

Spoiler:

Every time I've seen him, I've thought Ryback. Glad somebody else has noticed.

Chris Maloney to win the 2013 Rumble then?


And Ryberg to win X Factor singing 'Feed Me More' over and over and over again.

Louis Walsh would still think he could be the next big boyband.