tim witherspoon

Just seen an advert for tim in a takeaway spot in boro. Such a devastating thing that he has fallen to such levels

spencerclarke wrote:Just seen an advert for tim in a takeaway spot in boro. Such a devastating thing that he has fallen to such levels

Things went bad for him in his hayday lol.

... Can you order a 'parmo Witherspoon' spencer? Presumably a parmo triple cheeseburger?

Id forgotten all about this until just now! A few too many I think.

'Devestating' how emo am I after a drink!?

I actually had a double parmo stuffed with donner meat the other day. Survived it too.

Double parmo stuffed with kebab meat...and people say Teesside lacks culture

I had to eat healthy in the days leading up so that I didnt have a mass coronary

You should try a spicy donner with Masala Fish. Maybe a deep fried mars bar if you havent already developed anorexia.

I'm on my way to saltburn for a fish and chip lunch, and out for a buffet at the local ruby this evening. I'm in no position to question anyone's diet.

Haha excellent. You going to the one near the pier or near the station? Both are good

Is your wife yearning for another kid? Trust me its worth keeping the gut so you wont have to deal with her insecurities.

spencerclarke wrote:Haha excellent. You going to the one near the pier or near the station? Both are good

I'm a bit flash spencer, usually take a sit in at the one by the pier. I have the outlaws over from Denmark though so may have to buy a paper for them to eat out of on the pier.. For the full tourist effect.

ShahenshahG wrote:Is your wife yearning for another kid? Trust me its worth keeping the gut so you wont have to deal with her insecurities.

Don't worry shah, these days I have no trouble making myself look unattractive

Im playing pool in the back alex this week. Which is the most inappropriate sounding pub name ever! Euphamisms eh?