A completely new and original v2 topic..... I hope

"Good day fellow hebrews and shebrews, what a glorious jewish day. Did you see those coupons in the paper ey? Some good deals there. I saw someone selling a TV last week, they were asking for 1000 but i UShed them down to 500 (gets kicked on the crotch)."

Slight curveball here comrades from the norm (for the above and topics wise) got a few questions for ya on atp players.

1) Which current atp player would you most want to have a drink/night out with? (for me gulbis, he likes sweet mary jane and is cut from a different, non boring tennis player, cloth).

2) Who would you most like to give a clip round the ear? (for me tomic, hes a grumpy so and so and I think I could take him, he's just got a long reach would could be trouble)

3) Who would you most like to have a 100m race against? (Nadal, to see how fast I am against him and if he gets way out in front i will try and trip him up).

4) What player would you most like to give advice to? (Monfils, stop being so defensive and attack more, its infuriating! Oh and using the excuse that "you are black" so you sweat more is lame)

5) WHo would you want to play tennis with the most (No brainer, feds )

Thoughts?

The Admins got into trouble with the cops when someone posted about punching a public figure, so could you edit to re-word question 2 - maybe, which player would you cross the street to avoid, or something like that.

(for me gulbis, he likes sweet mary jane and is cut from a different, non boring tennis player, cloth).

How can you say he is not boring? He is very full of himself, which for me is a trait of boring people. My answer to the first one would be Delpo.

4) What player would you most like to give advice to?

Probably Murray not that he would listen. Another one would be Raonic.

5) WHo would you want to play tennis with the most

Again Delpo, however if this was 2007 and before it would be Fed.

1) I'd like a drink with Murray, because he is my sporting hero (Gosh, that sounds mushy, haha) ... Except he doesn't drink alcohol. Come to think of it, neither do I very often. I haven't had a drink since New Year

2) Ermmm, I honestly can't think of anyone I'd cross the street to avoid () ... I have so much respect for all of the guys on the tour for the talent and determination they have. Someone give me a reason to hate someone?

3) Agree, I'd like a race against Nadal, maybe Murray too. I'm pretty fast... ran the 100m in 12s back at school... I reckon I might be able to take 'em!

4) I'd like to give Raonic some advice. He's got such a monster serve, and for a big guy his movement around the court is not that bad. I'd just tell him to spend weeks doing nothing but practicing his returns. If he could get more returns in play at a decent pace he wouldn't need to rely on tie-breakers so much and he'd shoot up the rankings.

5) That's a tough one. Probably Nadal. I want to see just what his topspin feels like shooting towards you and coming off your racket.

1. Soderling (or Ferrer)
2. Absolutely no one
3. Monfils
4. Federer
5. Laver (or Pancho)

1) Nastase. Sure it would be a free bar
2) No player, but a few posters spring to mind
3) Ferrer
4) Fognini
5) Connors

1) Novak
2) Tomic
3) Murray. I keep hearing how fast he is, I'd like to test it!
4) Tennis advice? Not a thing I would say to any of them. For general advice, I'd tell Novak that Gangnam Style got old months ago and please no more shirt tearing.
5) I'm not sure whether to go for the sleazy answer of Ivanovic or something less creepy! There's a masochistic part of me that would like to be on the receiving end of Nadal's top spin or a Del Potro howitzer.

atp related murdoch you dog you!

but yeah give your reasons peeps!

My reasons would be inappropriate for this type of forum!

Ok if you wish I could PM them.

LuvSports! wrote:atp related murdoch you dog you!

Exactly! Otherwise I would have picked Sharapova, or Ivanovic, or Robson as my "have a drink with"!

Josiah Maiestas wrote:My reasons would be inappropriate for this type of forum!

Ok if you wish I could PM them.

I'm good thanks, seems kinda needy.
Just edit it them as I did.

I always think robson is a man when i see it, took me a while to realise it was laura you were referring to.

Cogen wrote:

LuvSports! wrote:atp related murdoch you dog you!

Exactly! Otherwise I would have picked Sharapova, or Ivanovic, or Robson as my "have a drink with"!

Cogen, if you are older than 25, I must declare you a dirty dog for choosing the 19 year old Robson!

Haha... was waiting for someone to call me out on it!

I just turned 26. Don't go for anyone more than 3 or 4 years younger than me in my normal dating life... but you can make an exception when it comes to famous people, right?!

I'd totally marry Laura... Think of how much money she's going to rake in for me over the next 10 years! I'd never have to work again and could just spend the whole year travelling round the world watching tennis!

Murdoch - Ivanovic over Kirilenko?

Controversial.

Danny_1982 wrote:Murdoch - Ivanovic over Kirilenko?

Controversial.

Ha! The lovely Maria featured heavily in my deliberations! In honesty, I could have chosen 3 or 4 names there but I feared it would take an already sleazy answer into the very depths of the gutter!

haha i had a feeling i was opening a can of worms with the first one

Danny_1982 wrote:Murdoch - Ivanovic over Kirilenko?

Controversial.

MaKiri just married someone, IIRC. Ovechkin.

I wouldn't mind being in the gutter if Kirilenko was with me!

Hypothetically of course. The only woman for me is my fiancé.

(Just in case she ever looks at 606v2)

laverfan wrote:

Danny_1982 wrote:Murdoch - Ivanovic over Kirilenko?

Controversial.

MaKiri just married someone, IIRC. Ovechkin.

I have my 3 wives lined up so i aint as fussed about the tennis lot eloping left right and centre.

Gosh! You boys. Don't let "Woofie" see this article...

hawkeye wrote:Gosh! You boys. Don't let "Woofie" see this article...

Who's Woofie HE?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2299589/Caroline-Wozniacki-Maria-Sharapova-glamour-girls-working-way-top.html

nah she doesn't do it for me woz.

anymore reasonings?

Danny_1982.

If I'm perfectly honest I have no idea... But judging by some of the comments here on 606v2 they would like to discuss the sort of things mentioned in this article and are often (heavily) criticized because posters imagine they would want to do so.

Ha ha! I was trying to make a point but maybe it was a bit too obscure...

Don't be cryptic HE, if you have a point make it.

As for Miss Wozniaki, I like her. Good looking woman and a lovely bubbly personality. I bet she'd be a great laugh on a night out.

1) JWT - I thought about Murray, but JWT seems like such a nice guy.
2) Gilles Simon. May be a perfectly nice bloke, but the guy bores me to sleep with his tennis.
3) I don't really want to run 100m.
4) Laura Robson, come up with a solution for those servies yips.
5) Federer

1. Tsonga - top dude
1(a) WTA - Cibulkova

2. N/a

3. Karlovic (give myself a chance)

4. Gasquet - just annoys me that he thinks he is a defensive grinder

5. Murray

Danny_1982 wrote:

laverfan wrote:

Danny_1982 wrote:Murdoch - Ivanovic over Kirilenko?

Controversial.

MaKiri just married someone, IIRC. Ovechkin.

There are many that I could/would recommend. Perhaps Hantuchova, Petkovic, Kerber, Lisicki, Hsieh, Peng, Morita, Navarro, Peschke...

laverfan wrote:

Danny_1982 wrote:

laverfan wrote:

Danny_1982 wrote:Murdoch - Ivanovic over Kirilenko?

Controversial.

MaKiri just married someone, IIRC. Ovechkin.

There are many that I could/would recommend. Perhaps Hantuchova, Petkovic, Kerber, Lisicki, Hsieh, Peng, Morita, Navarro, Peschke...

OK, but no more than two at a time.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

laverfan wrote:There are many that I could/would recommend. Perhaps Hantuchova, Petkovic, Kerber, Lisicki, Hsieh, Peng, Morita, Navarro, Peschke...

OK, but no more than two at a time.

Oh no, this is so inappropriate. Someone call the mods please.

summerblues wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

laverfan wrote:There are many that I could/would recommend. Perhaps Hantuchova, Petkovic, Kerber, Lisicki, Hsieh, Peng, Morita, Navarro, Peschke...

OK, but no more than two at a time.

Oh no, this is so inappropriate. Someone call the mods please.

Well, I'll make it three at a time if you insist, but at my age it would be against my doctor's advice.

Oh! Now I know the sort of articles that please the moderators on 606v2. Ha ha!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

summerblues wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

laverfan wrote:There are many that I could/would recommend. Perhaps Hantuchova, Petkovic, Kerber, Lisicki, Hsieh, Peng, Morita, Navarro, Peschke...

OK, but no more than two at a time.

Oh no, this is so inappropriate. Someone call the mods please.

Well, I'll make it three at a time if you insist, but at my age it would be against my doctor's advice.

Which 3 out of the above list Julius?

In order of preference please.

In reply to the OP

1. Djoko. I think he would be the most interesting and amenable to chat to
2. Any player who's scared to come to the net
3. None, but I'd like a 10 metre race against Monfils
4. Nadal - the position of your drinks bottles won't affect the outcome of part of your matches
5. Connors

hawkeye wrote:Oh! Now I know the sort of articles that please the moderators on 606v2. Ha ha!

Perhaps a bit light-hearted banter is what we all need.

you're welcome

I've always thought Lisicki had a lovely smile.

maybe i should change this thread into "who's the hottest female tennis player?"

Then we will need "who's the hottest female tennis player?" as well.

LuvSports! wrote:maybe i should change this thread into "who's the hottest female tennis player?"

Another subject for which there is no definitive answer. And yet one I never tire of discussing!

In fact I'd say this is a Golden Era for WTA attractiveness...

LF you can start that topic not my cup of tea.

HM the floor is yours!

HM Murdoch wrote:
...I'd say this is a Golden Era for WTA attractiveness...

One era discussion that many of us would enjoy. Especially if backed up by photographic evidence.

Only thing I would say is that there is some hype about the hotness of some of the top players - while MaSha is not unattractive, she's not by any means in the top 10 hotties of the WTA. One ranking where Miss Ivanovic has been able to hold on to her #1 spot for a number of years

off topic but................

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Carlos_moya_cincyATP07_QF_1.jpg

que?

Just a counterpoint to the WTA discussion

You got a man crush carrieg?

LuvSports! wrote:You got a man crush carrieg?

Moya

LuvSports! wrote:You got a man crush carrieg?

Are you certain, this is the correct question?