Adverts - Alternative Endings

Inspired by the The Ten Greatest Scenes Never thread in the Film section .

What adverts should have a different ending ? And what should it be ?

like the McDonalds advert were they are in a factory and the box is going along the conveyer belts only to fall off the end and then the girl comes in and says " Just got a cheeseburger for 99p "
It should pan out to her boss who says " Well you weren't on a break and didn't have permission to leave the premises so your fired !"

Go compare advert, should feature an ordinary man who is driven to psychosis after repeatedly being exposed to the go compare adverts and is chuckling to himself madly while browsing and comparing a slew of weapons.

Adam & Jane from the BT ads move in to their dreamhouse only to discover that their neighbour's a serial killer & are deservedly killed, dismembered & eaten.

The Coke Zero add were everyone is in the cinema and the guy comes up on the screen and tells everyone he gave then Coke Zero instead of regular Coke , they all storm out grab him by the throat beat him senseless and demand the drink they ordered from the cinema manager

Toilet Duck, the Toilet moves out of the way when you Poopie

We Buy any Car

customer . " I have a 1989 Nissan Bluebird thats been clocked twice its had 47 owners and doesn't run "

WBAC " Sorry not interested "

PC World - A man gets hanged for a sexist joke.

A Mars a Day makes you fat

The Milk Tray guy scales a wall, avoids infra red sensors, dogs and a state of the art security system to leave his chocolates.

Next morning, forensics a dusting an empty room and discussing drugged chocolates when police are handed a severed finger and a ransom note

Jessica Ennis, Rory McIlroy &/or Jenson Button appear in someone's living room to talk about Santander's range of products. Unfortunately for them the living room happens to be in Tony Martin's farmhouse.

I can't believe it's not Butter .........................well actually i can

Lurpak spreadable- man takes butter out of fridge, spreads on the bread ripping a hole in the bread as it clearly isnt spreadable.
Swears profusely and is straight on the phone to lurpak to make a complaint

The milky bars are on me................but featuring Jimmy Saville!

The new Carling one, "It's good but not quite Carling" "F*** off mate you tasted that s***?"

In the advert for Oreos, the father contacts Super Nanny because he feels his daughter is giving him too much backchat.  Super Nanny puts this down to her high sugar diet.  The kid is put on the naughty step and the father is educated about the virtues of devising a healthy eating plan for all the family.

Alternatively Vladimir putin bites into the Oreos and is seen in the scene trying to pass iron faeces to show what a hard man he is.

Those sensible drinking ones where it shows the lads and girls messing their appearance up before saying you wouldn't start a night like this should really show a lad rolling off a fat monster or a girl getting the clap off a sleazy Greek waiter type.

In the same way any beer ad should just show the lads getting smashed and having a laugh before ending up miserable fighting with their missus.

davidl1061 wrote:Lurpak spreadable- man takes butter out of fridge, spreads on the bread ripping a hole in the bread as it clearly isnt spreadable.
Swears profusely and is straight on the phone to lurpak to make a complaint