Lions - the Aussie whinge list

Below is the Aussie attempt at humour about the Lions - on the local equivalent of Planet Rugby.  Hope the Aussie XV team is abit better!

http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/exclusive-british-lions-whinge-checklist/

Second-rate sides, second-rate banter.

They're up to something!

Time to tie the Kangaroo down boys

Their banter is mince. The saggy yellow wife beaters are normally have a better sense of humour than this don't they?

I was looking down through the comments - saw this definition of the Lions tour

'The English and three neighbours who hate the English touring the world periodically to play other nations that hate the English..'

lostinwales wrote:I was looking down through the comments - saw this definition of the Lions tour

'The English and three neighbours who hate the English touring the world periodically to play other nations that hate the English..'

That's funny being written by an englishman who's lost in Wales

RubyGuby wrote:

lostinwales wrote:I was looking down through the comments - saw this definition of the Lions tour

'The English and three neighbours who hate the English touring the world periodically to play other nations that hate the English..'

That's funny being written by an englishman who's lost in Wales

Nobody likes us and we dont care.. And I should change the user name now but we talked about that before

The Daily Mail came up with some counters. Though several sound rather whinge-y
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-2338926/British-Lions-2013-Australia-mock-Lions-whingeing-hit-back.html

Pete, tut tut. The Daily Mail. I though better of you......

As for the banter. This is poor. And the Aussies are usually so much better. Or at the very least they resort to arrogance which I haven't really seen/heard thus far.

This either means:

A) for the first time ever at a game of anything the Aussies do NOT think they are better/going to win.

Or

B) Cyril is correct and they are up to something.

I have a feeling it is the latter. They're canny farkers when they want to be. I'm worried all of a sudden. Which is perhaps what they wanted all along, that we get all introspective in the stands/in front of our TVs about what the Aussies 'are up to' instead of baying for blood and engaging in antipodean racism and questions of parentage and such the like.

Also, Lostinwales, good description. Heard a quote overheard by a journo upon the full time whistle in the thrid test in 2001.

English Accent: "Poopie. We lost....... Ah well, at least we can go back to hating the Welsh again."

Four into one and all that. Hmm, that sounds like the title of an adult film.....

Lions! Lions! Lions!!!

debaters1 wrote:Pete, tut tut. The Daily Mail. I though better of you......

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I know

I stole it off a rugby Facebook group admittedly. But I did feel dirty opening the link.

Pete C (Kiwireddevil) wrote:

debaters1 wrote:Pete, tut tut. The Daily Mail. I though better of you......

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I know

I stole it off a rugby Facebook group admittedly. But I did feel dirty opening the link.

Ah well, so long as you know why you feel bad, you're ok.

Lions developed a bit of a complainers / bad losers tag in 09 in SA..... Couldn't even enjoy a bit of eye tickling!

Just remember: 'Rugby is a contact sport...and so is dancing'

Irish veteran Brian O'Driscoll has been rested but improved his selection chances in the centres with a starring display in Tuesday night's rout of Combined Country

http://www.espn.co.uk/lions-tour-2013/rugby/story/185681.html

That's really drôle.